The First Of Many Edits. Happy Dannypocalypse Everyone!

Spare Coochie, ma'am?

Sadly I have none. Onto the next

I need a video that's just markiplier watching and making encouraging statements every so often for like an hour. I want this so I can pop out the video and have mark watching my do my homework. you know a normal approach to academia.

At long last. Danno has been obtained.

Start referring to stores as “abandoned spirit Halloweens” while they’re out of business.

Oh that used to be a pier one but last year there was a spirit Halloween? That’s now an abandoned spirit Halloween, currently hosted by a closed pier one

look im loving dracula daily as much as the next person but i am absolutely LOOSING MY SHIT over how the castle is described in the book, especially the may 5th update. 

If you didn’t know, Dracula’s castle is/based on the real place Bran’s Castle in Romania.

Guys this castle is on a fucking cliff.

Johnathan described his arrival at castle drac as having a courtyard “of considerable size”, and right as he exited the carriage, being right next to the entrance. 

You want to know what the ACTUAL entrance of Bran’s castle looks like???

FUCKING. THIS.

ITS A STEAP ASS STAIRCASE 

NO COURTYARD IN SITE

Honestly there’s probably an issue regarding his super fancy octagonal room next to a dining hall but I don’t care enough to analyze blueprints and photos of the castle’s interior to find out.

BREAKING NEWS!

SWEET JAZZ MUSEUM THEIF SPOTTED BURNING DOWN THE GAVLEBOCKEN!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EPITHET ERASED!!

The Vampire Lord

YOU

skeletons

awesome! thanks so much :)

hey so I've loved your stuff for a hot couple of years now, but I've never sent you anything??? anyways here's a question that you may or may not get a bunch. How would I go about making a Hotline Miami oc? It's such a complicated story line that I have no idea on how to go about it. Thank you very much! have a fantastic day, you talented bean!

heyyy thanks man!! When it comes to how I made my Hotline OC, I thought about what my favorite animal is and just kind of went from there?? OH this might help!! I made a pin board. sometimes pictures can help you piece a story together based on aesthetics and things you stumble across. 

https://www.pinterest.com/kaitexel/roadkill/ (blood n’ a bit of light gore on this board, just a warning!!)

I really hope people eat caesar salad today like they eat pie yesterday