Johnathan Harker - Blog Posts

My good friend Johnathan Harker is going on a business trip tomorrow hopefully nothing horrible will happen and he'll enjoy the lovely views of Transylvania in peace.

My good friend Johnathan Harker is once again having paprika induced nightmares

Ah yes. This is my good friend johnathan and his wife Mina and her wife Lucy and her three husbands

Man just read the May 16th update and BOOKED IT to tumblr gotta talk to my girlies about our bestie johnathan harker and the fat crush Dracula has on him

look im loving dracula daily as much as the next person but i am absolutely LOOSING MY SHIT over how the castle is described in the book, especially the may 5th update. 

If you didn’t know, Dracula’s castle is/based on the real place Bran’s Castle in Romania.

Guys this castle is on a fucking cliff.

Johnathan described his arrival at castle drac as having a courtyard “of considerable size”, and right as he exited the carriage, being right next to the entrance. 

You want to know what the ACTUAL entrance of Bran’s castle looks like???

FUCKING. THIS.

ITS A STEAP ASS STAIRCASE 

NO COURTYARD IN SITE

Honestly there’s probably an issue regarding his super fancy octagonal room next to a dining hall but I don’t care enough to analyze blueprints and photos of the castle’s interior to find out.