This Is Basically A Short Horror Film

THEMMM!!!!

PUTAMADREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

notermineeldibujohacecomounasemanaatras>:"''"'(

shes a beautiful woman to me

every time i'm reminded that caul fat (also known as lace fat) exists i get so mad that it hasn't inspired a popular lace pattern like all the floral and crochet stuff

“He’s my comfort character!” Sweetie that’s a manic who was traumatized as a child and now brutally murders people in methods you’ve never heard of.

Christian Brutal sniper, Piss cakehole, Cakehole piss, Weaselcake and Gravy guitar man in a boy band named “Backfreak Boys” And they just make covers of Backstreet Boys.

So you all remember that fanfic I was making of cakehole piss and Medizard?

Would you all be mad at me if I made a scene where their kissing, like *cough* *cough* making out *cough* *cough*? Like hands on grabbing each other doing just boy things?

speaking of freaks, ive been thinking of trying to construct my own version of a somewhat coherent universe for them bc as far as im aware there isnt an agreed upon one

my first thoughts are thus:

freaks dont age

while the freaks are contained in their own little world with its own laws, its fairly easy for them to escape and get into a nearby version of the main tf2 universe (i kinda just give all media i consume a multiverse with multiple versions of the canon because it makes things easier for me)

the freaks come back after death, but its a lot less predictable than respawn because, simply put, it aint respawn. rather than having a machine specifically created to bring people back to life, the freaks resurrect as a natural consequence of the inscruitable workings of their bizzare universe. they could come back instantly or a hundred years after their initial death

god bless multiverses

Taps microphone

Do you-

Do you think Medizard would teach Cakehole piss how to dance-

*also taps microphone from a far distance*

As the atoms between them, yes I can without a doubt confirm he would while Listening to classical music and Cakehole teaches him how to paint or do arts and crafts

as kid who used to be bullied for liking both of these, this heals my inner child knowing there people out here making these kinds of AUs

yes make this 100%!!!

I threw up last night like half of my lunch, had the most crushing, pain in my stomach at 4:30 in the morning and now I’m sweating and rotting in my room.

In the meantime ik I was boycotting about Freaks but I don’t feel like making persona art rn, give me some ideas cause I’m bored pretty please. I’ll even draw ships ig