Curate, connect, and discover
speaking of freaks, ive been thinking of trying to construct my own version of a somewhat coherent universe for them bc as far as im aware there isnt an agreed upon one
my first thoughts are thus:
freaks dont age
while the freaks are contained in their own little world with its own laws, its fairly easy for them to escape and get into a nearby version of the main tf2 universe (i kinda just give all media i consume a multiverse with multiple versions of the canon because it makes things easier for me)
the freaks come back after death, but its a lot less predictable than respawn because, simply put, it aint respawn. rather than having a machine specifically created to bring people back to life, the freaks resurrect as a natural consequence of the inscruitable workings of their bizzare universe. they could come back instantly or a hundred years after their initial death
god bless multiverses
Obsessed with Sanji being into Zoro and secretly finding him hot but he only acts on it when he’s drunk but never remembers it so he still acts like it’s a secret
Zoro already knows but goes along with it because if that’s what makes the cook happy and how he can mentally deal with being into the sexiest swordsman then he’s fine with it 😎
feed the local birds - ideally corvids, but pigeons will do just fine, seagulls if you are brave and fear nothing. Choose seeds, or something else that's non-perishable but healthy for birds.
get them accustomed to your presence, feed them at different times in a handful of different locations that you rotate between, so they learn to associate the feeding with you, specifically, and not the time and place that you are in. Always keep the feed in your pockets just in case.
teach them a specific word you'll call out as loudly as possible whenever you're about to distribute the food.
that specific word is ATTACK!
if you ever feel threatened by another person while walking down the street, you can just yell out ATTACK! at the top of your lungs.
ideally, the threat has no idea that this is the birds' cue for Food Person Is About To Distribute Food, and is scared shitless by the sight of a flock of wild birds swooping in at your call, and flees.
if this does not work, there is a very low, but above zero possibility of the birds seeing that their usual feeding routine has been interrupted by someone bothering The Food Person, and actually do start swooping at this inconvenience so that they can have their meal.
in either case, feed the birds as reward and payment for their work.
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fear tactic bird guard.