Me The Entire Time I Was Reading This Blog :

Me the entire time I was reading this blog :

Me The Entire Time I Was Reading This Blog :

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

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Everything I like about, relate to, and love Hazbin Hotel and Helluva boss

Tw: This may include spoilers so be aware

 Favorite Hazbin Hotel character/s

Alastor 

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Angeldust 

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Sir Pentious 

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Baxter 

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 Husk 

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Vox 

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Lucifer Morningstar

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Zestial 

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Adam (idk why he just started living in my brain and idk how to make him leave, please don't attack me :'( )

Least Favorite Hazbin Hotel character/s

Valentino (for obvious reasons, I want to fist fight him) 

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Katy Killjoy (I WILL DEFEND CHARLIE WITH MY LIFE) 

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Blitz 

Moxxie 

Stolas 

Wally Wackford 

Fizzarolli 

Asmodias

Striker 

Chazwick “Chaz” Thurman 

Beelzebub 

Least favorite Helluva boss characters

Crimson 

Paimon 

Cash Buckzo 

Stella 

Mammon

Favorite Helluva boss episode/s 

S1 Ep1 Murder family 

S1 Ep 2 Looloo land 

S1 Ep5 The Harvest Moon Festival 

S1 Ep6 Truth seekers

S1 Ep7 Ozzie's 

S1 Ep8 Queen Bee 

S2 Ep1 The Circus 

S2 Ep3 Exes & Ohs 

S2 Ep6 Oops 

S2 Ep6 Mammon's magnificent musical mid special 

Favorite Helluva boss Season/s

Season 1 

Favorite Helluva boss songs

Look my way 

Look at this 

Loo loo land 

2 minutes notice 

You will be okay 

Favorite Hazbin Hotel episodes

The pilot 

S1 Ep2 Radio killed the video star

S1 E4 Masquerade

S1 E5 Dad Beat Dad

S1 E6 Welcome to Heaven

Favorite Hazbin Hotel seasons 

There's only 1 right now so, S1 so far 

Favorite Hazbin Hotel songs

Poison

Addicted

You're a loser 

Hell's great Dad 

Respectless 

Hell is forever 

Stayed gone 

My Helluva Boss and Hazbin hotel ships

Rare pairs - ♀     

Canon - ♧   

Common - ♡ 

Crack ship - ☆ 

Crack ship (turned genuine) - ◇

Crossover ship- ○  

Canon × Oc - ● 

°Sir Wackford - Sir Pentious × Wally Wackford ○♀

°Radioapple - Alastor × Lucifer Morningstar (Queerplatonic ) ♀

°AngelHusk - Angeldust × Husk ♧

°Arachnious - Sir Pentious × Arachniss♡

°Penaxter - Sir Pentious × Baxter ♀

°Penaxter Wackford - Sir Pentious × Wally Wackford × Baxter ♀

°Chaggie - Charlie × Vaggie ♧

°Sammon - Stella × Mammon ♡ 

° Bezalastor - Bezel × Alastor ○ (Queerplatonic)

° Deerlamb - Alastor × Lamb (from Cotl) ○ (Queerplatonic )

° M&M - Mille × Moxxie ♧

° Stolitz - Stolas × Blitz ♧

° Sir Cherri - Sir Pentious × Cherri Bomb ♧

° Greedmetal - Mammon × Adam ♀

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Blitz-

☆ Funny

☆ Copes through humor

☆ Abandonment issues

☆ Anxiety

☆ Swears like a goddamn sailor

☆ Dirty mind and dirty sense of humor, constantly making sexual innuendos

☆ Self sabotage

☆Trouble opening up

☆ Pansexual

Moxxie-

☆ Nerdy

☆ Has anger issues

☆ Suffered terrible trauma

☆ Theatre nerd

☆ Artistic

Angeldust-

☆ Again
.,Copes through humor

☆ Dirty mind and dirty sense of humor, constantly making sexual innuendos

☆ Extremely hypersexual

☆ Depression and su[those]al thoughts

☆ Addictive behavior (mostly through alcohol and coffee )

☆ Suffered childhood trauma and sa trauma

Lucifer-

☆Isolates myself alot

☆ Heavily autistic

☆ Gets hyperfixations

☆ Gets depressed and gets autistic burn out a lot

☆ Dorky

☆ Very short

☆ Bad at social cues


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