deltarune au where asgore is a drug addict and overdoses in that one alleyway and alphys finds him and screams "MEW MEW! GET THE NARCAN!" referring to the cat that's probably just some homeless guy that likes milk
cliterally
“you can’t just post something serious and then repost this utter nonsense!” yes i can. do you walk to the ocean and demand the sand form concrete beneath your feet? do you wade in the water and scream for the tide to still? does the moon’s ever-repeating stages anger you? the varying birdsong in the woods a call to violence?
anyways more drabble posts soon
“deltarune tomorrow” i chant as i rock back and forth in my padded cell
if a lumpfish and a lumpsucker were in the same room do you think they...no, i shan't say...
imagine an ena where one side is interphase and the other side is mitosis
need sex where its just a fistfight with a guy and we dont even do anything sexual we just beat the fuck out of each other and get hard about it
write my essay on government policy. or write ultrakill fanfiction. decisions, decisions