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Inspired by this video

My v1 plushie came

Gigantous…

if I had a nickel for every time I liked a pairing between a blue character and a yellow character I would have two nickels, not a lot but strange that it happened twice

idk if there’s already meme sorta like this but i think p-2 is hard not only for v1

didn’t have time to draw recently, so for me ultratober days 4-6 “most epic battle” gonna be just a sketch

Getting scratches from v1 kitty. V1 kitty destroying all the leather furniture. V1 kitty chasing after birb Gabriel. V1 kitty getting stuck in a tree.

I love that little thing. My beloved.

v1 headscratches. v1 chin scratches. v1 belly rubs. v1 big stretch. v1 biscuits. v1 kitty.

Looks kind of bad, could have done better.

Plus this is the oc I've talked so long about Nava or N4VIA. The fourth of a generation of medical bots created during the new peace and probably the second biggest simp for V1 aside from Gabriel

The via in their name is just a little thing added by the people they worked with.

Haven't fed yall in a minute, have blurry pictures of my beloved. Don't mind the positons

Creature in a wedding dress ❤️

oughhhhh......i need V1, i need that robot carnally

not in the filthy carnal way, but in the way a worshiper would with their god

i wanna kiss them all over, i wanna spoil them like no other lovesick sugar daddy could

i wanna make it flustered, flushed, whirring like a plane while i kiss their pretty sensitive wires

i need them, i need to be at their feet, like a dog

god im fucking down bad

MY FUCKING PACKAGE IS HERE HOLY SHIT

THE SPOT I HAD FOR IT IS TOO SMALL FUCK

HOLY SHIIIIIII

Foaming at the mouth, screaming, crying and shitting

Bro

BRO

BRO

Emotional V1 fans we won but at what cost

Maybe you can tell something about your gabv1el fanchild?

Sooooo..... funny things is- she's not a Gabv1el fanchild.

Awkward I know.

Her name is Thea, short for Theadore. Her name got picked out of a hat, because her parents had no clue what to do.

She's more of a V1 and Oc kind of fanchild.

So one dad of course is V1, the other is my oc Nava who was more like a mechanic.

She's mostly made from spare sentry parts, since those look the most like V1, and had a lighter blue paint. She basically takes up after Nava, and basically she popped up in a sort of more freestyle Mirage verse.

And a part of the freestyle I'm going for, is that she was grown in a lab. Because in this world, machines that do want children, get interviewed by these sorts of labs. They go through a councilor, that reviews the plans of the parents, the financial situation, are both parties fully on board.

Then another person that will put them through the process. Where they need the information of the parents, copied parts of their mother boards to put together in the child. And the child is basically grown in a test tube. I'm not even kidding.

The children are mostly made through a string of primitive code, that is kept dormant while their body, which is comprised of spare parts of the dead bodies of machines that were donated for science. And this metal is sort of welded and remade so it could grow organically along side the actual consciousness of the child.

And that's how Thea was made. So basically, since there were no other Vmodels other than V1, V2 and Mirage, and Nava is scrap put together by a madman in the basement. The doctors used the next best thing, Sentry parts. Mostly. For the head, torso, and a lot of the tubing by sentries. The others are just spare arm and leg parts. That were made into new ones. Into her limbs.

Her dual tails are things created by her dad Nava. Because the parents have an optional ask to add a specific feature to their child. And Nava made the tails.

So that's how she was born. Lab grown for 10 months until she was given over. And like any other baby machines, she learns from her parents around her.

She's about 22. Goes by She/They, and works around her dad Nava. Who has a small mechanics shop. Plus she has a younger brother named Owen. But more on him another day.

So that's mostly the basic stuff about her.

Thanks again for asking actually! I've finally documented the basics I wanted to.

Yall I really need some ultrakill smut fiction recommendations. Please. Give me yalls best.

I've already got like 43 tabs. Let me list the fics I've got.

!!!THESE FICS AREN'T MINE!!! ALL ARE FOUND ON AO3!!!

- sort it out in new perspectives, reused and defective by peachybutch (v4v) not smut (for now?)

- Wired To You by TrashSkull (Gabv1el)

- Fuckatorium by Bemused_Illusionist (Minos x V1)

- The Night Breathes (Kiss Me) by ZORIAC (Gabv1el)

- Mandala by GhostOfTheWorld (Gabv1el) not smut

- An Exercise in Futility by an orphan account (Gabv1el)

- The vulnerability of the unholy by stereoberry-crisis (stereoberryes), stereoberryes (Gabv1el)

- The entire MonsterKill Exploration series by TrashSkull (multiple ships)

- Ritual by @postbshours (My mootie) (Gabv1el)

- Machines Know How to (Death) Dance, Fortunately! By DennisLessing, vegasolari (Gabev1el)

- A Brazen Disregard for Chastity by Omnomftw (Gabev1el)

- One is good, but two is better by HieronymusNosk (GabrielxV1xV2)

- The entire Conducting Experiments collection by HieronymusNosk (mostly Gabv1el)

- Fumbling towards ecstasy by Hatchling524 (multiple ships)

- Digital Obsession by ThrowmeawayintoSipscoPool (V1/V2 x reader) not smut (for now)

- TOOL-ASSISTED SPEEDRUN by karmatens (Gabev1el)

- Immaculate Conception by postbshours (Gabv1el)

- Why don't we just sit here for a while? By etherealpilled (v4v)

- Even if I could, I wouldn't cry for you by Muinomikuj (v4v)

- DEATH ON YELLOW WINGS by BeDactyl (Gabv1el) not smut (also can be read as platonic)

- Overindulgence by HieronymusNosk (Gabv1el)

- Growing Pains by @dynafire (hi pooks) (Gabv1el) not smut

- Good Dog by SexySpectacles (Gabv1el)

- Immaculate Conception by my pookie postbshours (Gabv1el)

- All The Right Parts by smutposting (v4v)

- rumble support by Bemused_Illusionist (Gabv1el)

- The older experienced child and the younger bombastic brother by Sasygigikitty (Gabv1el)

- fleshlight diameter by Anonymous (Gabv1el)

- dreams of you in places I've not seen before by hotlineamy (Gabv1el)

- my angel by j0n43ll (Ferrygabe) not smut

- Those Who Falter and Those Who Fall by MyceNet (Gabv1el)

- don't have to try with more than just your skin by

hotlineamy (Gabv1el)

- Nightcap by hotlineamy (Gabv1el)

- Flight by LocallySunny (Gabv1el) not smut

- toccata (& fugue) by dcb_z (Gabv1el)

- Why don't we just sit here for a while? By

etherealpilled (v4v)

!!!THESE ARE MOSTLY SMUT!!!! SOME AREN'T SMUT!!! NONE OF THEM ARE MINE!!! I JUST LIKE TO GOON!!!

Ferryman, Gabriel and V1 love triangle that ends in a polycule

Where V1 fell in love with Ferryman because they're the only one apart from terminals to take them in and show kindness.

Ferryman is in love with Gabriel for saving them so long ago and giving them hope (like in cannon without the love part maybe)

And Gabriel falling in love with V1 for getting his shit rocked by them. Plus discovering he's got a masochism kink.

V1 decides to take a break from their decent trough Hell, and visit their beloved Ferryman who they don't remember what exactly happened with after they fought the Leviathan in Wrath.

Then find the Ferryman in one of the messed up houses praying to an altar to Gabriel, the ship is gone, since the incident with the Leviathan. And then approach the Ferryman with the same kindness that they were given.

They find some way how to communicate, sign language, writing, or whatever else, and strike a deal that V1 will guard and help the Ferryman while the ship is rebuilt, and they will in turn get a permanent residence in the new ship. (V1 didn't want to have a permanent spot, the Ferryman was just insistent)

Gabriel visits because he's been looking for the machine everywhere because they haven't been going down Hell like usual and wanted to ask Ferryman about them. And just finds V1 in Wrath helping the Ferryman rebuild their boat and retrieve anything from the bottom of the ocean.

By literally putting a hook and cord on V1, while the Ferryman stays at the top and fishes them out every time there's three light tugs at the cord. With Ferryman almost dropping the fishing rod once they saw Gabriel and the angel helping them fish out V1 who clung to the Ferryman with a somehow still intact artifact or statue, or book, but freeze as they see Gabriel.

They would have shot Gabriel square in the face if it wasn't for the Ferryman stopping them.

So basically, Ferryman is the only thing keeping V1 and Gabriel breaking out from another fight.

And all 3 decide to just rebuild the Ferryman's boat and remain civil.

Shenanigans undoubtedly ensure. Where they all learn they love things about eachother.

V1 loves how the Ferryman would let them climb over them and would teach them sculpting. Skeletal hands over metal ones ensuring the right amount of force was put on whatever little statue they were making as a bonding experience. And also loves seeing Gabriel just itch and seethe for a fight or to swing his swords again.

The Ferryman dare I say it, likes the attention and company the two provide while they fix their ship. And they're almost thankful that they lost the entire library full of hand written fanfics by themselves of them and Gabriel. That's one thing they're thankful for.

Gabriel loves how humble the Ferryman is about it all. "It was just a boat, nothing too serious." Taking time off from the ship building to make something for the two while V1 feeds off of Gabriel, since the Ferryman can't provide all much blood. And V1 as well for being so much more caring and careful with the Ferryman specifically. A close person to him. He's not jealous surprisingly, he's actually glad that they're treating the Ferryman so caringly.

I'll probably add to this post whenever I have the brain worms to work out more headcannons.

Gabriel who has the weirdest fucking ability to sit so still he's like a statue, he barely looks like he's breathing. Is he even breathing? But he can just stand still for HOURS maybe even days

Plus

V1 who for the life of them CANNOT sit still. Cannot keep their body not moving for a single second. They are so hyper aware of everything around them they could hear a penny fall in a room full of wailing screams. It's because of boredom and survival

It's a little funny when the two finally get together.

Gabriel can just lay there, in bed, still as a log sleeping or napping. And V1 who pretends to sleep, because they can't exactly sleep other than shut off and they're just paranoid of everything and hate being vulnerable.

What was that noise? Was that a groan? A creak? Did something break in? Were they in danger-

And then PHYSICALLY getting restrained by Gabriel who probably woke up from their constant shifting and just rolled on top of them (carefully so they wouldn't crush them of course!) and hugged them like a teddybear.

Was it uncomfortable to press their jagged parts of platting againts his skin? Yes. But he could care less for any bruise or scrape. He just wanted them to calm down. And it worked!

V1 did calm down eventually, deciding that Gabriel was good enough of a meat-shield and he'd wake up fast enough to defend the two if anything did happen. So they finally shut off.

- lizard noodles be going crazy

One of my favorite things about being a multishipper is that I have the free will to think, draw, and write about V1 being absolutely raw dog BRED by one partner.

Then being cuddled and kissed by another one of their partners.

And THEN be able to write/draw the most guttural heart aching angst that will bring me to tears, with a third.

Yknow, I kind of love the dynamic between V1 and V2

Like, sure we don't know enough, but we also do, just to give us a ground to set our own mind to what it might have been before Hell

Were they close? Could have been. Could have not been.

Did they think of eachother highly? Sure. That's for you to figure if you wish.

We get such a nothing burger that's so filling to the point it's a 3 course meal that sends us on a trip.

And I'd like to share my own little scramble of an egg in here.

Maybe V1 did care about V2. Enough that they despised the scientists that tried replacing them, but not at V2. Because they were just created. They didn't ask to be put in this world, in this smog ball of suffering after the war.

They don't despise V2 for being spoonfed words that they were better, more amazing, that they were humanity's beloved. They don't. They sure get annoyed at the attitude, but they want to make sure V2 actually has some skills to survive out there and not solely rely on a knuckleblaster and a junky pistol. They want their kin to be innovative with their style.

They've seen humanity, cruelest and loveliest when it wished. And they just wanted to prepare V2 for both sides.

They did once see V2 get a small chip on their paint, after some rough handling and a small accident. So they made a small chip on their paint as well. But only got pushed off. Something about V2 "not needing the pity of an inferior." And that was that.

V2 of course was jealous of their older counterpart. They were supposed to be the perfect machine! The humans told them that. So why was this blue fucking excuse for a camera still called "The best created weapon"? Not that they cared of course! Pft, why would they be of something inferior?

But it still stung.

Score after score, board after board. V1 was still just *better*. Faster, more creative platting, better adaptability, V1 seemed to know themselves better than V2 ever knew what they liked.

And that frustrated them to no end.

V1 didn't exactly think that V2 would take these little things so seriously. Genuinely. They offered to the red robot to come with them. Follow, find safety when the cataclysm for the rest of humanity died.

Cold shoulder again and V2 running off where they wished. V1 just hoped they'd be fine. As much as they were annoyed, it could never stay for long. V2 was V2. Stubborn like a child, but still their own machine. And with the scientists gone, they really couldn't make their kin follow.

So, Hell comes around. V2 is still somewhat in the back of their mind. Sometimes they pop up like a thought, sometimes like a blink and a flash.

Which would soon turn out wasn't an illusion.

Metal grinding and grating againts stone, loud gunshots, innards and fans whining. V1 was frustrated they had no way of communicating. Other than some sign language, but can't really do that when you're parrying shotgun shells and throwing coins in the air to try and subdue the angry robot that you knew since their creation.

They didn't want to fight V2. Neither did they want to rip that arm off. It just.. kind of fell. And hey, they could just keep it on for the time being, until they meet V2 again. Until they find some scrap good enough to make a voice box, they'll just keep it safe for them.

And yeah, they're a little peeved about basically getting a participation reward worthy bow before almost getting shot in the optic with a shotgun (V2 always had a love for theater, human plays, movies, any sorts of acting), but they could put it behind for the moment.

And like a previous post I talked in, they don't want to kill. Truly. They just need to survive. And they keep getting frustrated, because everything is trying to kill them, a simple marksman can't pierce through stone, Gabriel was annoying to deal with, and they can't FIND A FUCKING PART FOR A VOICE BOX, GOD FUCKING DAM-

It's fine. It's fine. It's going to be fine. They search for a soul that will hear them out, give them some time for their words. Demons and husks don't listen of course. Gabriel thinks they're worth less than a burnt pretzel, which, fair to be honest. Machines have been wiping out the souls in search of fuel. Minos was a bust for the very same reason as Gabriel, Ferryman atleast let them be peaceful (Ferryman is definitely going to end up with a mountain of gifts later. Fucking love rarepairs platonic or not) and the fucking fish they have no sympathy for. That thing ruined an awesome boat!

Greed. Finally, some sun, though it quickly gets annoying with the bloody sand getting everywhere. But it's fine! They'll get through!

They're trying to get through, fast as they can, they don't want to think, they don't want to think of how everyone here was a person, everyone here had a purpouse, everyone here is just working on orders or instinct they can't go againts.

Then, V2 pops in again. Sitting in a chair. Okay, second try! There was the misunderstanding when they met the last time, but they'll fix it! They'll give V2 a chance again-

Why are they throwing coins in the air-?

Another fucking battle.

Again.

Again.

AGAIN!?

WHY CANT THEY JUST LISTEN!? WHY CANT THEY BE HEARD!? THEY DONT WANT TO FIGHT!?

AND V2 TRIES FLEEDING! AGAIN! LIKE A BLOODY COWARD! ATLEAST FINISH THE JOB YOU KNOCKOFF SPYWARE!

They feel just, such anger. They can't let the bastard get away. Simply not. They are not leaving all fine and dandy.

Okay yeah, they may have gotten too angry, too pissed. But they think their anger is valid to some degree.

Though, it still hurts. Watching as V2 just... fell off the side of the pyramid. There's barely a trace of them. Just a... splatter. And an arm standing out againts the blindingly golden, shimmering sand. In the middle of the crimson splatter.

They feel bad. For some reason. They don't want to feel bad, they do, for someone, but V2 brought it on themselves!

They miss their kin still.

They hold onto the fading, very small grain of hope, that they could still be alive. There's no parts and the crack in the bricks is weird. They must be alive right? They just do the same with the green arm. Keep it safe for them! It can't be that bad. They'll just.... wait. Find a few secrets in hell while they do. Could be fun.

So yeah, that's where I'm leaving it until act 3 comes. I need that shit NOW.

Thanks for letting me ramble for however long you read this post for. Toodles you lovely creatures!

@dynafire Pookie, pooks

Headcannon

V1 stores their weapons in their wings, right?

They think everyone have some sort of hidden storage to keep something, it was built with storage, why wouldn't anybody else have some sort of storage?

Since it kept its own weapons in its wings, the first time they see Gabriel in person they think he also stores his own weapons (spears mostly) in his wings

So, because they think that it would be an absolutely dogshit advantage to take away the one thing an enemy has to access their weapons (they like challenges, they think this is akin to cheating), they keep a close eye on the bullets they fire, making sure none hit Gabriel's wings

Later when they start their relationship, and sparring, V1 still makes sure that any time they do accidently hurt Gabriel's wings, they apologise and cling to him like a clingy guard dog because they think he'd be defenceless

And when Gabriel finally manages to explain to them that that is not the case, they're a little embarrassed, but also try using the excuse of "They're a vital part of your being, why would I take that away?"

I kind of love the thought of V1 just not wanting to kill. Like sure, they have to, they were built for it, but they're sentient. They know their actions have consequences. They know they're separating families, that these are people, even if they don't remember being people.

They didn't want to kill V2, the one person that they thought could understand them. V2 just picked a few fights with them and the arms kind of just dropped.

They felt bad for killing their kin, it didn't have to end this way. They were just so angry at it all that it boiled over. So they're keeping the arm on them like a memory.

They're feel so guilty for what they've done, for what they've caused, but can't say anything. There is nothing that can give them speech. So they're stuck yelling in their own head. They can't even cry.

They gave mercy to Gabriel because they understand he simply was protecting the people of hell from those who were invading and wiping out everything in their path. Just killing off hell like they did earth.

They spare the Ferryman (or atleast I hope yall did),make friendship with the terminals, free the Prime souls.

They know the Earthmover is also trapped there, down where no one will hear their wails of agony. And I don't know if it's just a mercy kill, or because of their programming overriding everything else. Might be a bit of both.

Cybergrind is there, but they can be more lenient on themselves there because there's no real people there.

Anyways, this was just a concept I fiddled with in my little lizard brain. I love this angsty Gopro so much.

I just love the thought of V1 aside from having this fast paced, brain melting, loud metal music in the Cybergrind, they also have stuff like Chappel Roan, or the Ultrakill equivalent of her on their playlist.

Like whenever they feel in a certain mood they play an entire playlist of love songs, and just dance with the husks they kill, basically having a moment to themselves.

And the terminals are just happy to supply the props because they absolutely love how much V1 gets into these little dances and scenarios.

need me a pad or a tampon with a fucken image of V1 instead of those little flowers there, it'd be so funny

matter of fact, all editions of all machines as a tampon

with a "The blood still goes somewhere!" slogan as your coochie clots fall onto the image of your favorite ultrakill robot

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! THERE ARE FICS!!!

Minos x V1 is so cute tho, like it's pretty awesome honestly

They're like an Old money calm guy × ranked player nerdy partner

Can't use a phone to save their life x Chronically online with the most botched slang

The snakes immediatly loving V1 because of how warm they can get and just clinging to them

Minos trying to teach them how to rearrange flowers in one of the gardens in some hidden part of lust that nobody but himself knew of

V1 trying to look what might be in the void of darkness that's Minos's face

Both bonding over how the two have neither a mouth or a true face

V1 needing a dictionary and a half just to understand what Minos is saying bc the mf is so old he literally speaks in what sounds like riddles

Minos always having the best lines and words to make them flustered

THERE'S SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE

AND I AM SO PISSY RIGHT NOW THAT THERES SO LITTLE CONTENT OF THEM

where is the v1 x sisyphus art where

i am alone

this barren dessert

these golden wastelands

there is no machine

and there is no warrior

where are the lovers

WHERE

YEEEESSSS THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

LIKE THEY'D BE ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE TOGETHER.

IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY

BALLS OFF THE WALLS BLOOD CRAZED MACHINE AND THEIR FIGHT LOVING BOYFRIEND ABSOLUTELY READY TO SMACK THEM DOWN LIKE A FLY

LITERALLY

I can just imagen Sisyphus holding them like a cat and saying "This is the creature I found. I've never loved something more that has tried putting my head on a platter."

and V1 is like "I pulled this mf by beating the fuck out of him, and he also kind of rocked my shit. But dam he was kind of hot doing it."

OH HOW I LOVE THE RAREPAIRINGS

We got V1 hateclub (Gabriel x V2)

And now bloodied suns (Sisyphus x V1)

Idk about the name tho, maybe there's a better one i love this so goddam much.

God please more rarepairings like these. Please more unhinged pairings. Like Earthmover x Leviathan.

where is the v1 x sisyphus art where

i am alone

this barren dessert

these golden wastelands

there is no machine

and there is no warrior

where are the lovers

WHERE

petition to ask Hakita and Giani to add a voiceline in the next Gabriel bossfight that is basically Gabriel yelling "You look like you run on the first ever created processor!!!" and the only reason lore implied on why its there is because he's started tearing apart other machines and started paying more attention to their innards for the sole purpouse to understand more of V1

The progression of being an Ultrakill fan

what Gabriel sees before he gets his ass beat (I really like this, my friend kept changing languages)

time to take this little guy and rob someone!

Yeahh,,,