Gabriel who has the weirdest fucking ability to sit so still he's like a statue, he barely looks like he's breathing. Is he even breathing? But he can just stand still for HOURS maybe even days
Plus
V1 who for the life of them CANNOT sit still. Cannot keep their body not moving for a single second. They are so hyper aware of everything around them they could hear a penny fall in a room full of wailing screams. It's because of boredom and survival
It's a little funny when the two finally get together.
Gabriel can just lay there, in bed, still as a log sleeping or napping. And V1 who pretends to sleep, because they can't exactly sleep other than shut off and they're just paranoid of everything and hate being vulnerable.
What was that noise? Was that a groan? A creak? Did something break in? Were they in danger-
And then PHYSICALLY getting restrained by Gabriel who probably woke up from their constant shifting and just rolled on top of them (carefully so they wouldn't crush them of course!) and hugged them like a teddybear.
Was it uncomfortable to press their jagged parts of platting againts his skin? Yes. But he could care less for any bruise or scrape. He just wanted them to calm down. And it worked!
V1 did calm down eventually, deciding that Gabriel was good enough of a meat-shield and he'd wake up fast enough to defend the two if anything did happen. So they finally shut off.
- lizard noodles be going crazy
One of my favorite things about being a multishipper is that I have the free will to think, draw, and write about V1 being absolutely raw dog BRED by one partner.
Then being cuddled and kissed by another one of their partners.
And THEN be able to write/draw the most guttural heart aching angst that will bring me to tears, with a third.
This is purely for the hate of it.
I am solely ranting because of the hate I garner for all the nasty bastard boys in all my years in the education system.
All of them are failing every single class known to man, drinking, smoking, making themselves to be an entire circus when nobody has even consented to give money for the tickets
They make my skin crawl, anytime I have to spend more than 10 minutes in the vascinity of these shit stains that gained consciousness it makes me want to curse out god.
I despise their existence, i weep for their mothers, and I pray for their fathers. Barely any of them should have even been in the 8th grade when they're dam near 18.
The only thing they haven't failed is their ego, as its big enough to feed the entire world.
The splatters of roadkill on the tires of their broken Hondas are more valuable than their own souls.
They are the very reason why people tell us to stay in school, but you can't even stay in school when such creatures exist in the halls of the building.
The only reason I pray is so they could face the horrible reality of the world. I pray for them to have the horrible ends of their existence. I pray so that they stop being a burden for the entire nation.
Pain is the only thing i wish they ever felt, the pain their mothers felt, the pain their families felt when such abominations as them crawled out of the cracks of Hell and surfaced onto the world. With the rarest of the rare audacities that could only be found on a 30 hour quest that would make the strongest sob.
If I could only live as blissfully unaware as they did in life. If only I was dropped down the stairs and hit every corner with the soft spot on my noggin, maybe I'd also act like such a pain to the world. But I was given a brain made from flesh and not mud.
Ignorance is bliss but they are such harlots for the attention that there can't even be ignorance, with bliss only being a promising kiss in my hopeful dreams.
There is nothing in this world that makes me despise my entire existence, as school boys that think they're above all else. I despise the teachers that are so lenient to them, but suffer abuse every day. I despise the system that let's them do this so freely. I despise every aspect of them. And I cannot do anything other than plead with the so called authority of the education system, that won't do anything. I weep and cry for the parents, but also gnash my teeth at them like the trapped mutt that I am because they do nothing for the behavior of their sons.
V1 boob exposure (i apologize)
internal boobage.
Ferry probably had written a wattpad style fanfic in some journal they keep locked like it's the holy grail because they'd rather tear their skin off again, plus their nervous system, rather than give ANYBODY, the right to sneak peak in there. Especially Gabriel because there's this awkward smut scene in there where they fuck raw and nasty.
Do you think ferrygabe from the Ferryman’s pov feels like a Harry Styles x Reader wattpad fanfic
my knees hurt
my fucking knees hurt so bad
ive been sat in the same position
the oddest position youll ever see someone sat in
they hurt
they creek like a chair
god help me
Really fucken need to be on somebody's lap, just hugging them, in the most comfortable position so my bones don't ache like I've experienced the birth of the universe, and just have my head scratched
And not even in a sexual way
Like I just want to be held
Squeeze me like how dogs squeeze their chew toys
Just take me apart and put me back together, I was already hanging just by the strands of glue left from ducktape and chewed gum
Make me feel like I'm something that's supposed to exist
Is it something like this??? If there was potential in this poly??
New ship alert
(Read tags)
YEEEESSSS THIS IS WHAT I MEAN
LIKE THEY'D BE ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE TOGETHER.
IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY
BALLS OFF THE WALLS BLOOD CRAZED MACHINE AND THEIR FIGHT LOVING BOYFRIEND ABSOLUTELY READY TO SMACK THEM DOWN LIKE A FLY
LITERALLY
I can just imagen Sisyphus holding them like a cat and saying "This is the creature I found. I've never loved something more that has tried putting my head on a platter."
and V1 is like "I pulled this mf by beating the fuck out of him, and he also kind of rocked my shit. But dam he was kind of hot doing it."
OH HOW I LOVE THE RAREPAIRINGS
We got V1 hateclub (Gabriel x V2)
And now bloodied suns (Sisyphus x V1)
Idk about the name tho, maybe there's a better one i love this so goddam much.
God please more rarepairings like these. Please more unhinged pairings. Like Earthmover x Leviathan.
where is the v1 x sisyphus art where
i am alone
this barren dessert
these golden wastelands
there is no machine
and there is no warrior
where are the lovers
WHERE
I just love the thought of V1 aside from having this fast paced, brain melting, loud metal music in the Cybergrind, they also have stuff like Chappel Roan, or the Ultrakill equivalent of her on their playlist.
Like whenever they feel in a certain mood they play an entire playlist of love songs, and just dance with the husks they kill, basically having a moment to themselves.
And the terminals are just happy to supply the props because they absolutely love how much V1 gets into these little dances and scenarios.