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Freaky ahh Gabriel: I really need you to lock tf in and match my freak else I'm ripping your circuitry out.

V1 just struggling: [GIVE ME A MINUTE HOE, DAM. CAN'T HAVE A MINUTE OF PEACE AND PREPEARE]

one of my favorite silly headcanons is +ULTRAKINKY gabriel and normal ass vanilla v1.

gabriel like: (actively bouncing and moaning on it) i need you to literally rip my organs out. or like. i need you to pin me down by my little bee wings. we need to repopulate the hive.

and v1 just like. [😥]

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This is purely for the hate of it.

I am solely ranting because of the hate I garner for all the nasty bastard boys in all my years in the education system.

All of them are failing every single class known to man, drinking, smoking, making themselves to be an entire circus when nobody has even consented to give money for the tickets

They make my skin crawl, anytime I have to spend more than 10 minutes in the vascinity of these shit stains that gained consciousness it makes me want to curse out god.

I despise their existence, i weep for their mothers, and I pray for their fathers. Barely any of them should have even been in the 8th grade when they're dam near 18.

The only thing they haven't failed is their ego, as its big enough to feed the entire world.

The splatters of roadkill on the tires of their broken Hondas are more valuable than their own souls.

They are the very reason why people tell us to stay in school, but you can't even stay in school when such creatures exist in the halls of the building.

The only reason I pray is so they could face the horrible reality of the world. I pray for them to have the horrible ends of their existence. I pray so that they stop being a burden for the entire nation.

Pain is the only thing i wish they ever felt, the pain their mothers felt, the pain their families felt when such abominations as them crawled out of the cracks of Hell and surfaced onto the world. With the rarest of the rare audacities that could only be found on a 30 hour quest that would make the strongest sob.

If I could only live as blissfully unaware as they did in life. If only I was dropped down the stairs and hit every corner with the soft spot on my noggin, maybe I'd also act like such a pain to the world. But I was given a brain made from flesh and not mud.

Ignorance is bliss but they are such harlots for the attention that there can't even be ignorance, with bliss only being a promising kiss in my hopeful dreams.

There is nothing in this world that makes me despise my entire existence, as school boys that think they're above all else. I despise the teachers that are so lenient to them, but suffer abuse every day. I despise the system that let's them do this so freely. I despise every aspect of them. And I cannot do anything other than plead with the so called authority of the education system, that won't do anything. I weep and cry for the parents, but also gnash my teeth at them like the trapped mutt that I am because they do nothing for the behavior of their sons.

I'm actually going to sob

I accidently deleted all my camera pictures on accident

I had so much shit there

Like deadass

So many pictures of my cat, of my family, of my friends, of memories

I'm a joke

I can't belive it.

How could I have been so stupid.

I'm so sorry

Getting scratches from v1 kitty. V1 kitty destroying all the leather furniture. V1 kitty chasing after birb Gabriel. V1 kitty getting stuck in a tree.

I love that little thing. My beloved.

v1 headscratches. v1 chin scratches. v1 belly rubs. v1 big stretch. v1 biscuits. v1 kitty.

When you're tryna be gangsta but your bf keeps asking "Who's a good boy?":

Testing out my new pencil <3

I'm about to start tweaking.

WHY IS IT SNOWING WHERE I LIVE???? FIRST THE MF WIND, THEN THE HEAVY RAIN, NOW SNOW?????

God you gotta stop messing with us, send that meteor already, I'm fucking tired of this shit.

Looks kind of bad, could have done better.

Plus this is the oc I've talked so long about Nava or N4VIA. The fourth of a generation of medical bots created during the new peace and probably the second biggest simp for V1 aside from Gabriel

The via in their name is just a little thing added by the people they worked with.

Haven't fed yall in a minute, have blurry pictures of my beloved. Don't mind the positons

are people going to shoot me if i say ive never had a dr pepper, or a sprite in my entire life

Ong like that's what you have wattpad for, to give your first ever shitty fics to the world, or ao3 even. Don't just use something that blurts out a jumble of words strung together shittily.

Even if you were an amateur, I bet my 2 braincells you'd make something way better than ai

Practice makes perfect, and if you just want to be praised as an amazing artist without doing anything, talk with the voices in your head

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

Creature in a wedding dress ❤️

oughhhhh......i need V1, i need that robot carnally

not in the filthy carnal way, but in the way a worshiper would with their god

i wanna kiss them all over, i wanna spoil them like no other lovesick sugar daddy could

i wanna make it flustered, flushed, whirring like a plane while i kiss their pretty sensitive wires

i need them, i need to be at their feet, like a dog

god im fucking down bad

Sisyphus the only one liking the misery party

I love how as we learn more about the Ultrakill lore it becomes increasingly clear that absolutely nobody is having a good time with the ongoing events

Except for Sisyphus, Sisyphus is having a fucking blast

MY FUCKING PACKAGE IS HERE HOLY SHIT

THE SPOT I HAD FOR IT IS TOO SMALL FUCK

HOLY SHIIIIIII

Computer robot girl who flashes fake warnings and errors just to get your attention. You look over just to see the corner of an error message pop up, but when you actually go and look, everything is fine. She's whirring and spinning like she should and there hasn't even been a device issue.

But it keeps happening. You brush it off at first, thinking it's just.. something that'll go away. You give her a restart. And it keeps happening. You fish through all her external cables, checking each inch of them to make sure they're perfect. Nothing seems wrong.

But she keeps throwing up warning signs. You cannot figure out what is wrong. But you do notice she does throw them less when you're checking her cords. You assume, of course, one of her ports might be damaged.

And then when you pry her open, finally, she gets quiet with those errors and notifications. You think it was just.. something making contact, or something. It seems fine.

She gets worse, though. She's spitting out error upon error upon error every time you try and use her. She will not let you get anything done.

Until you get into her again. Fish around in her insides and then you realize. She's totally played you. She got you hook, line, and sinker. She's putting out genuine error messages now. She's into you rooting around in her insides. That's all she wanted; your devout, sole attention.

Foaming at the mouth, screaming, crying and shitting

Bro

BRO

BRO

Emotional V1 fans we won but at what cost

I saw the aroace flag and the V1 plush, INSTANT follow. You make some banger posts!!

Thank you so much!!!! You're so sweet!!

Hewo :3

I want to ask... Erm.... Do you meet people in Tumblr? If you don't mind, I'd talk to you, you have really cool posts!

Ultraplush

SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can be frinds!!! I'd be happy with being your friend!! :3

Maybe you can tell something about your gabv1el fanchild?

Sooooo..... funny things is- she's not a Gabv1el fanchild.

Awkward I know.

Her name is Thea, short for Theadore. Her name got picked out of a hat, because her parents had no clue what to do.

She's more of a V1 and Oc kind of fanchild.

So one dad of course is V1, the other is my oc Nava who was more like a mechanic.

She's mostly made from spare sentry parts, since those look the most like V1, and had a lighter blue paint. She basically takes up after Nava, and basically she popped up in a sort of more freestyle Mirage verse.

And a part of the freestyle I'm going for, is that she was grown in a lab. Because in this world, machines that do want children, get interviewed by these sorts of labs. They go through a councilor, that reviews the plans of the parents, the financial situation, are both parties fully on board.

Then another person that will put them through the process. Where they need the information of the parents, copied parts of their mother boards to put together in the child. And the child is basically grown in a test tube. I'm not even kidding.

The children are mostly made through a string of primitive code, that is kept dormant while their body, which is comprised of spare parts of the dead bodies of machines that were donated for science. And this metal is sort of welded and remade so it could grow organically along side the actual consciousness of the child.

And that's how Thea was made. So basically, since there were no other Vmodels other than V1, V2 and Mirage, and Nava is scrap put together by a madman in the basement. The doctors used the next best thing, Sentry parts. Mostly. For the head, torso, and a lot of the tubing by sentries. The others are just spare arm and leg parts. That were made into new ones. Into her limbs.

Her dual tails are things created by her dad Nava. Because the parents have an optional ask to add a specific feature to their child. And Nava made the tails.

So that's how she was born. Lab grown for 10 months until she was given over. And like any other baby machines, she learns from her parents around her.

She's about 22. Goes by She/They, and works around her dad Nava. Who has a small mechanics shop. Plus she has a younger brother named Owen. But more on him another day.

So that's mostly the basic stuff about her.

Thanks again for asking actually! I've finally documented the basics I wanted to.

Yall I really need some ultrakill smut fiction recommendations. Please. Give me yalls best.

I've already got like 43 tabs. Let me list the fics I've got.

!!!THESE FICS AREN'T MINE!!! ALL ARE FOUND ON AO3!!!

- sort it out in new perspectives, reused and defective by peachybutch (v4v) not smut (for now?)

- Wired To You by TrashSkull (Gabv1el)

- Fuckatorium by Bemused_Illusionist (Minos x V1)

- The Night Breathes (Kiss Me) by ZORIAC (Gabv1el)

- Mandala by GhostOfTheWorld (Gabv1el) not smut

- An Exercise in Futility by an orphan account (Gabv1el)

- The vulnerability of the unholy by stereoberry-crisis (stereoberryes), stereoberryes (Gabv1el)

- The entire MonsterKill Exploration series by TrashSkull (multiple ships)

- Ritual by @postbshours (My mootie) (Gabv1el)

- Machines Know How to (Death) Dance, Fortunately! By DennisLessing, vegasolari (Gabev1el)

- A Brazen Disregard for Chastity by Omnomftw (Gabev1el)

- One is good, but two is better by HieronymusNosk (GabrielxV1xV2)

- The entire Conducting Experiments collection by HieronymusNosk (mostly Gabv1el)

- Fumbling towards ecstasy by Hatchling524 (multiple ships)

- Digital Obsession by ThrowmeawayintoSipscoPool (V1/V2 x reader) not smut (for now)

- TOOL-ASSISTED SPEEDRUN by karmatens (Gabev1el)

- Immaculate Conception by postbshours (Gabv1el)

- Why don't we just sit here for a while? By etherealpilled (v4v)

- Even if I could, I wouldn't cry for you by Muinomikuj (v4v)

- DEATH ON YELLOW WINGS by BeDactyl (Gabv1el) not smut (also can be read as platonic)

- Overindulgence by HieronymusNosk (Gabv1el)

- Growing Pains by @dynafire (hi pooks) (Gabv1el) not smut

- Good Dog by SexySpectacles (Gabv1el)

- Immaculate Conception by my pookie postbshours (Gabv1el)

- All The Right Parts by smutposting (v4v)

- rumble support by Bemused_Illusionist (Gabv1el)

- The older experienced child and the younger bombastic brother by Sasygigikitty (Gabv1el)

- fleshlight diameter by Anonymous (Gabv1el)

- dreams of you in places I've not seen before by hotlineamy (Gabv1el)

- my angel by j0n43ll (Ferrygabe) not smut

- Those Who Falter and Those Who Fall by MyceNet (Gabv1el)

- don't have to try with more than just your skin by

hotlineamy (Gabv1el)

- Nightcap by hotlineamy (Gabv1el)

- Flight by LocallySunny (Gabv1el) not smut

- toccata (& fugue) by dcb_z (Gabv1el)

- Why don't we just sit here for a while? By

etherealpilled (v4v)

!!!THESE ARE MOSTLY SMUT!!!! SOME AREN'T SMUT!!! NONE OF THEM ARE MINE!!! I JUST LIKE TO GOON!!!

The Ultrakill fanchild meeting

Pegasus belongs to @ultrademonkiller737

Zephy belongs to @daryma13

And the creature with two tails is my own fanchild!

Found this little awesome thing while helping mom clean up

Ferryman, Gabriel and V1 love triangle that ends in a polycule

Where V1 fell in love with Ferryman because they're the only one apart from terminals to take them in and show kindness.

Ferryman is in love with Gabriel for saving them so long ago and giving them hope (like in cannon without the love part maybe)

And Gabriel falling in love with V1 for getting his shit rocked by them. Plus discovering he's got a masochism kink.

V1 decides to take a break from their decent trough Hell, and visit their beloved Ferryman who they don't remember what exactly happened with after they fought the Leviathan in Wrath.

Then find the Ferryman in one of the messed up houses praying to an altar to Gabriel, the ship is gone, since the incident with the Leviathan. And then approach the Ferryman with the same kindness that they were given.

They find some way how to communicate, sign language, writing, or whatever else, and strike a deal that V1 will guard and help the Ferryman while the ship is rebuilt, and they will in turn get a permanent residence in the new ship. (V1 didn't want to have a permanent spot, the Ferryman was just insistent)

Gabriel visits because he's been looking for the machine everywhere because they haven't been going down Hell like usual and wanted to ask Ferryman about them. And just finds V1 in Wrath helping the Ferryman rebuild their boat and retrieve anything from the bottom of the ocean.

By literally putting a hook and cord on V1, while the Ferryman stays at the top and fishes them out every time there's three light tugs at the cord. With Ferryman almost dropping the fishing rod once they saw Gabriel and the angel helping them fish out V1 who clung to the Ferryman with a somehow still intact artifact or statue, or book, but freeze as they see Gabriel.

They would have shot Gabriel square in the face if it wasn't for the Ferryman stopping them.

So basically, Ferryman is the only thing keeping V1 and Gabriel breaking out from another fight.

And all 3 decide to just rebuild the Ferryman's boat and remain civil.

Shenanigans undoubtedly ensure. Where they all learn they love things about eachother.

V1 loves how the Ferryman would let them climb over them and would teach them sculpting. Skeletal hands over metal ones ensuring the right amount of force was put on whatever little statue they were making as a bonding experience. And also loves seeing Gabriel just itch and seethe for a fight or to swing his swords again.

The Ferryman dare I say it, likes the attention and company the two provide while they fix their ship. And they're almost thankful that they lost the entire library full of hand written fanfics by themselves of them and Gabriel. That's one thing they're thankful for.

Gabriel loves how humble the Ferryman is about it all. "It was just a boat, nothing too serious." Taking time off from the ship building to make something for the two while V1 feeds off of Gabriel, since the Ferryman can't provide all much blood. And V1 as well for being so much more caring and careful with the Ferryman specifically. A close person to him. He's not jealous surprisingly, he's actually glad that they're treating the Ferryman so caringly.

I'll probably add to this post whenever I have the brain worms to work out more headcannons.

Gabriel who has the weirdest fucking ability to sit so still he's like a statue, he barely looks like he's breathing. Is he even breathing? But he can just stand still for HOURS maybe even days

Plus

V1 who for the life of them CANNOT sit still. Cannot keep their body not moving for a single second. They are so hyper aware of everything around them they could hear a penny fall in a room full of wailing screams. It's because of boredom and survival

It's a little funny when the two finally get together.

Gabriel can just lay there, in bed, still as a log sleeping or napping. And V1 who pretends to sleep, because they can't exactly sleep other than shut off and they're just paranoid of everything and hate being vulnerable.

What was that noise? Was that a groan? A creak? Did something break in? Were they in danger-

And then PHYSICALLY getting restrained by Gabriel who probably woke up from their constant shifting and just rolled on top of them (carefully so they wouldn't crush them of course!) and hugged them like a teddybear.

Was it uncomfortable to press their jagged parts of platting againts his skin? Yes. But he could care less for any bruise or scrape. He just wanted them to calm down. And it worked!

V1 did calm down eventually, deciding that Gabriel was good enough of a meat-shield and he'd wake up fast enough to defend the two if anything did happen. So they finally shut off.

- lizard noodles be going crazy

cant afford therapy so im writing x reader fics of my favorite characters as a cheaper sollution

"I could fix him", "I could make him worse"

Okay? Well, I'M going to send him back to the grave he was supposed to lay dead in. Call it a forced rest.

One of my favorite things about being a multishipper is that I have the free will to think, draw, and write about V1 being absolutely raw dog BRED by one partner.

Then being cuddled and kissed by another one of their partners.

And THEN be able to write/draw the most guttural heart aching angst that will bring me to tears, with a third.

Ferry probably had written a wattpad style fanfic in some journal they keep locked like it's the holy grail because they'd rather tear their skin off again, plus their nervous system, rather than give ANYBODY, the right to sneak peak in there. Especially Gabriel because there's this awkward smut scene in there where they fuck raw and nasty.

Do you think ferrygabe from the Ferryman’s pov feels like a Harry Styles x Reader wattpad fanfic

Christian mingle except there's nothing on his profile other than a picture of him in the most awkward stand of his life with a thumbs up, like he just shat himself in the ballpit for 20$.

Another picture of just him that looks like he is using a camera for the first time, like a grandpa.

And the most basic bio because he had no idea what to put

do u guys think gabriel would use one of those christian dating apps

Yknow, I kind of love the dynamic between V1 and V2

Like, sure we don't know enough, but we also do, just to give us a ground to set our own mind to what it might have been before Hell

Were they close? Could have been. Could have not been.

Did they think of eachother highly? Sure. That's for you to figure if you wish.

We get such a nothing burger that's so filling to the point it's a 3 course meal that sends us on a trip.

And I'd like to share my own little scramble of an egg in here.

Maybe V1 did care about V2. Enough that they despised the scientists that tried replacing them, but not at V2. Because they were just created. They didn't ask to be put in this world, in this smog ball of suffering after the war.

They don't despise V2 for being spoonfed words that they were better, more amazing, that they were humanity's beloved. They don't. They sure get annoyed at the attitude, but they want to make sure V2 actually has some skills to survive out there and not solely rely on a knuckleblaster and a junky pistol. They want their kin to be innovative with their style.

They've seen humanity, cruelest and loveliest when it wished. And they just wanted to prepare V2 for both sides.

They did once see V2 get a small chip on their paint, after some rough handling and a small accident. So they made a small chip on their paint as well. But only got pushed off. Something about V2 "not needing the pity of an inferior." And that was that.

V2 of course was jealous of their older counterpart. They were supposed to be the perfect machine! The humans told them that. So why was this blue fucking excuse for a camera still called "The best created weapon"? Not that they cared of course! Pft, why would they be of something inferior?

But it still stung.

Score after score, board after board. V1 was still just *better*. Faster, more creative platting, better adaptability, V1 seemed to know themselves better than V2 ever knew what they liked.

And that frustrated them to no end.

V1 didn't exactly think that V2 would take these little things so seriously. Genuinely. They offered to the red robot to come with them. Follow, find safety when the cataclysm for the rest of humanity died.

Cold shoulder again and V2 running off where they wished. V1 just hoped they'd be fine. As much as they were annoyed, it could never stay for long. V2 was V2. Stubborn like a child, but still their own machine. And with the scientists gone, they really couldn't make their kin follow.

So, Hell comes around. V2 is still somewhat in the back of their mind. Sometimes they pop up like a thought, sometimes like a blink and a flash.

Which would soon turn out wasn't an illusion.

Metal grinding and grating againts stone, loud gunshots, innards and fans whining. V1 was frustrated they had no way of communicating. Other than some sign language, but can't really do that when you're parrying shotgun shells and throwing coins in the air to try and subdue the angry robot that you knew since their creation.

They didn't want to fight V2. Neither did they want to rip that arm off. It just.. kind of fell. And hey, they could just keep it on for the time being, until they meet V2 again. Until they find some scrap good enough to make a voice box, they'll just keep it safe for them.

And yeah, they're a little peeved about basically getting a participation reward worthy bow before almost getting shot in the optic with a shotgun (V2 always had a love for theater, human plays, movies, any sorts of acting), but they could put it behind for the moment.

And like a previous post I talked in, they don't want to kill. Truly. They just need to survive. And they keep getting frustrated, because everything is trying to kill them, a simple marksman can't pierce through stone, Gabriel was annoying to deal with, and they can't FIND A FUCKING PART FOR A VOICE BOX, GOD FUCKING DAM-

It's fine. It's fine. It's going to be fine. They search for a soul that will hear them out, give them some time for their words. Demons and husks don't listen of course. Gabriel thinks they're worth less than a burnt pretzel, which, fair to be honest. Machines have been wiping out the souls in search of fuel. Minos was a bust for the very same reason as Gabriel, Ferryman atleast let them be peaceful (Ferryman is definitely going to end up with a mountain of gifts later. Fucking love rarepairs platonic or not) and the fucking fish they have no sympathy for. That thing ruined an awesome boat!

Greed. Finally, some sun, though it quickly gets annoying with the bloody sand getting everywhere. But it's fine! They'll get through!

They're trying to get through, fast as they can, they don't want to think, they don't want to think of how everyone here was a person, everyone here had a purpouse, everyone here is just working on orders or instinct they can't go againts.

Then, V2 pops in again. Sitting in a chair. Okay, second try! There was the misunderstanding when they met the last time, but they'll fix it! They'll give V2 a chance again-

Why are they throwing coins in the air-?

Another fucking battle.

Again.

Again.

AGAIN!?

WHY CANT THEY JUST LISTEN!? WHY CANT THEY BE HEARD!? THEY DONT WANT TO FIGHT!?

AND V2 TRIES FLEEDING! AGAIN! LIKE A BLOODY COWARD! ATLEAST FINISH THE JOB YOU KNOCKOFF SPYWARE!

They feel just, such anger. They can't let the bastard get away. Simply not. They are not leaving all fine and dandy.

Okay yeah, they may have gotten too angry, too pissed. But they think their anger is valid to some degree.

Though, it still hurts. Watching as V2 just... fell off the side of the pyramid. There's barely a trace of them. Just a... splatter. And an arm standing out againts the blindingly golden, shimmering sand. In the middle of the crimson splatter.

They feel bad. For some reason. They don't want to feel bad, they do, for someone, but V2 brought it on themselves!

They miss their kin still.

They hold onto the fading, very small grain of hope, that they could still be alive. There's no parts and the crack in the bricks is weird. They must be alive right? They just do the same with the green arm. Keep it safe for them! It can't be that bad. They'll just.... wait. Find a few secrets in hell while they do. Could be fun.

So yeah, that's where I'm leaving it until act 3 comes. I need that shit NOW.

Thanks for letting me ramble for however long you read this post for. Toodles you lovely creatures!