Latest Posts by v1nnyh3r3 - Page 2
Yall freaky, Pegasus, come get yo lovers. Can't have a normal fucking breakfast at Denny's.
- My Oc Cassie probably.
@ultrademonkiller737
Can't fucking belive I own this. I think it's considered a relic by now
And it doesn't even have the barbie movie inside
That shit got the Boo York mfing disk
Ima see if it's still in good condition
@dynafire Pookie, pooks
Headcannon
V1 stores their weapons in their wings, right?
They think everyone have some sort of hidden storage to keep something, it was built with storage, why wouldn't anybody else have some sort of storage?
Since it kept its own weapons in its wings, the first time they see Gabriel in person they think he also stores his own weapons (spears mostly) in his wings
So, because they think that it would be an absolutely dogshit advantage to take away the one thing an enemy has to access their weapons (they like challenges, they think this is akin to cheating), they keep a close eye on the bullets they fire, making sure none hit Gabriel's wings
Later when they start their relationship, and sparring, V1 still makes sure that any time they do accidently hurt Gabriel's wings, they apologise and cling to him like a clingy guard dog because they think he'd be defenceless
And when Gabriel finally manages to explain to them that that is not the case, they're a little embarrassed, but also try using the excuse of "They're a vital part of your being, why would I take that away?"
Fatherless level gone terminal to the point I imagen mfing Gabriel ultrakill as my actual father figure
Bruh why my Pinterest cooking me like a Sunday roast
LET ME OUT PLEASE, I BEG Y-
oh hey theres a blanket in here nvm
I kind of love the thought of V1 just not wanting to kill. Like sure, they have to, they were built for it, but they're sentient. They know their actions have consequences. They know they're separating families, that these are people, even if they don't remember being people.
They didn't want to kill V2, the one person that they thought could understand them. V2 just picked a few fights with them and the arms kind of just dropped.
They felt bad for killing their kin, it didn't have to end this way. They were just so angry at it all that it boiled over. So they're keeping the arm on them like a memory.
They're feel so guilty for what they've done, for what they've caused, but can't say anything. There is nothing that can give them speech. So they're stuck yelling in their own head. They can't even cry.
They gave mercy to Gabriel because they understand he simply was protecting the people of hell from those who were invading and wiping out everything in their path. Just killing off hell like they did earth.
They spare the Ferryman (or atleast I hope yall did),make friendship with the terminals, free the Prime souls.
They know the Earthmover is also trapped there, down where no one will hear their wails of agony. And I don't know if it's just a mercy kill, or because of their programming overriding everything else. Might be a bit of both.
Cybergrind is there, but they can be more lenient on themselves there because there's no real people there.
Anyways, this was just a concept I fiddled with in my little lizard brain. I love this angsty Gopro so much.
I kind of love the thought of V1 just not wanting to kill. Like sure, they have to, they were built for it, but they're sentient. They know their actions have consequences. They know they're separating families, that these are people, even if they don't remember being people.
They didn't want to kill V2, the one person that they thought could understand them. V2 just picked a few fights with them and the arms kind of just dropped.
They felt bad for killing their kin, it didn't have to end this way. They were just so angry at it all that it boiled over. So they're keeping the arm on them like a memory.
They're feel so guilty for what they've done, for what they've caused, but can't say anything. There is nothing that can give them speech. So they're stuck yelling in their own head. They can't even cry.
They gave mercy to Gabriel because they understand he simply was protecting the people of hell from those who were invading and wiping out everything in their path. Just killing off hell like they did earth.
They spare the Ferryman (or atleast I hope yall did),make friendship with the terminals, free the Prime souls.
They know the Earthmover is also trapped there, down where no one will hear their wails of agony. And I don't know if it's just a mercy kill, or because of their programming overriding everything else. Might be a bit of both.
Cybergrind is there, but they can be more lenient on themselves there because there's no real people there.
Anyways, this was just a concept I fiddled with in my little lizard brain. I love this angsty Gopro so much.
V1 boob exposure (i apologize)
internal boobage.
I just love the thought of V1 aside from having this fast paced, brain melting, loud metal music in the Cybergrind, they also have stuff like Chappel Roan, or the Ultrakill equivalent of her on their playlist.
Like whenever they feel in a certain mood they play an entire playlist of love songs, and just dance with the husks they kill, basically having a moment to themselves.
And the terminals are just happy to supply the props because they absolutely love how much V1 gets into these little dances and scenarios.
The snakes are my everything. They're so stupid, so cute. I love them
need me a pad or a tampon with a fucken image of V1 instead of those little flowers there, it'd be so funny
matter of fact, all editions of all machines as a tampon
with a "The blood still goes somewhere!" slogan as your coochie clots fall onto the image of your favorite ultrakill robot
WHEN THERE'S NO FICS GOTTA MAKE THEM MYSELF!!!!!!!!!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! THERE ARE FICS!!!
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL YALL CREATURES I LOVE YALL SO MUCH!!!!!!
2025 BOUT TO BE THE YEAR I GET MY SHIT TOGETHER!!!!
Is it something like this??? If there was potential in this poly??
New ship alert
(Read tags)
Really fucken need to be on somebody's lap, just hugging them, in the most comfortable position so my bones don't ache like I've experienced the birth of the universe, and just have my head scratched
And not even in a sexual way
Like I just want to be held
Squeeze me like how dogs squeeze their chew toys
Just take me apart and put me back together, I was already hanging just by the strands of glue left from ducktape and chewed gum
Make me feel like I'm something that's supposed to exist
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! THERE ARE FICS!!!
Minos x V1 is so cute tho, like it's pretty awesome honestly
They're like an Old money calm guy × ranked player nerdy partner
Can't use a phone to save their life x Chronically online with the most botched slang
The snakes immediatly loving V1 because of how warm they can get and just clinging to them
Minos trying to teach them how to rearrange flowers in one of the gardens in some hidden part of lust that nobody but himself knew of
V1 trying to look what might be in the void of darkness that's Minos's face
Both bonding over how the two have neither a mouth or a true face
V1 needing a dictionary and a half just to understand what Minos is saying bc the mf is so old he literally speaks in what sounds like riddles
Minos always having the best lines and words to make them flustered
THERE'S SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE
AND I AM SO PISSY RIGHT NOW THAT THERES SO LITTLE CONTENT OF THEM
where is the v1 x sisyphus art where
i am alone
this barren dessert
these golden wastelands
there is no machine
and there is no warrior
where are the lovers
WHERE
YEEEESSSS THIS IS WHAT I MEAN
LIKE THEY'D BE ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE TOGETHER.
IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY
BALLS OFF THE WALLS BLOOD CRAZED MACHINE AND THEIR FIGHT LOVING BOYFRIEND ABSOLUTELY READY TO SMACK THEM DOWN LIKE A FLY
LITERALLY
I can just imagen Sisyphus holding them like a cat and saying "This is the creature I found. I've never loved something more that has tried putting my head on a platter."
and V1 is like "I pulled this mf by beating the fuck out of him, and he also kind of rocked my shit. But dam he was kind of hot doing it."
OH HOW I LOVE THE RAREPAIRINGS
We got V1 hateclub (Gabriel x V2)
And now bloodied suns (Sisyphus x V1)
Idk about the name tho, maybe there's a better one i love this so goddam much.
God please more rarepairings like these. Please more unhinged pairings. Like Earthmover x Leviathan.
where is the v1 x sisyphus art where
i am alone
this barren dessert
these golden wastelands
there is no machine
and there is no warrior
where are the lovers
WHERE
my knees hurt
my fucking knees hurt so bad
ive been sat in the same position
the oddest position youll ever see someone sat in
they hurt
they creek like a chair
god help me
I wanna be a lawyer for silly shit. i wanna be a lawyer that deals with such ridiculous cases that you cannot help but trip over your words out of laughter because it is so stupid
So i might have let a wheel decide ultrakill ships.
(It will make sense when we get to Gabriel)
idk about names but yall can add ship names if you want.
Virtue + Something Wicked (I actually like this one it's prettu cute)
Ferryman + Mysterious Druid Knight (This is so cuteee!! And i think this was an actual ship already)
Husk + Centry (I think that they would be like scientist that worked and was the only one that treated the Centry humainly, and when they died the Centry went searching for them in Hell)
Schism + Maurice (headless + bodyless honestly perfect)
Gutterman + Mindflayer (Hyper girlfriend and her tired boyfriend)
Manequin + Sisyphean soldier (i feel like they dance together to slow music and the manequin is the only thing that makes the headless fella feel grounded and still attached to the world)
Mirage + V1 (Put the pitchforks down please yall the wheel gave me these i don't like this either)
Soldier + Leviathan (Wasn't there a story about some dude that fucked a fish? It suits it, i think.)
Minos Prime + Stray (I don't know why but it reminds me of those tales where a king falls inlove with one of the maids or workers in their castle.)
Hideous Mass + Earthmover (Why does this work somehow??? Idk it just does)
Swordsmachine + Guttertank (Why does this one seem to work as well??? I feel like they'd have that kind of relationship where they'd be the owners of some type of gym or something of that sort)
Sisyphus + V2 (I AM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ONE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)
Streetcleaner + Cerbrus (Arsonist bf and bf that can summon balls of fire in their hands, just hand in hand)
Sorry yall, Gabriel ended up alone. Single ass.
petition to ask Hakita and Giani to add a voiceline in the next Gabriel bossfight that is basically Gabriel yelling "You look like you run on the first ever created processor!!!" and the only reason lore implied on why its there is because he's started tearing apart other machines and started paying more attention to their innards for the sole purpouse to understand more of V1
love when i see my favorite cartoon show since i had the comprehension of existance have atleast some fanfics and one of them is about hare and wolf being into eachother plus wolf having gay panic
question for the ultrakill comunity
yall ever thought that some of the machines had this sort of built in reporoduvtive system as a sort of last ditch effort if the numbers of humans got too low and they just forgot abouy it?
V2 probably had it. The V model series probably had it. Maybe the mindflayers were the first to have it.
whatever, just a thought becayse ive been discussing it with a moot and we just want to breed V1
i need them BRED. spoiled, kissed and given sweet attention while they get their hole DEMOLISHED
got so distracted thinking about v1 fucked senseless that i just burned the bagel i was toasting. its truly dire out here
"You were made for me" nah, how about "I was made for you"?
Like, you're getting hot and steamy with your spouce, y'know, doing the bedroom boombayah and it's getting real steamy and all of a sudden they say "i was made for you"
and it's just like- omg
like them saying that, them expressing their love and adoration for you, implying how amazing and perfect you are that they would literally surrender their body to you just because of how much they love you and worship you?
FUCK IM GOING FERAL