One Of My Favorite Things A Bot Said To Me

So i might have let a wheel decide ultrakill ships.

(It will make sense when we get to Gabriel)

idk about names but yall can add ship names if you want.

Virtue + Something Wicked (I actually like this one it's prettu cute)

Ferryman + Mysterious Druid Knight (This is so cuteee!! And i think this was an actual ship already)

Husk + Centry (I think that they would be like scientist that worked and was the only one that treated the Centry humainly, and when they died the Centry went searching for them in Hell)

Schism + Maurice (headless + bodyless honestly perfect)

Gutterman + Mindflayer (Hyper girlfriend and her tired boyfriend)

Manequin + Sisyphean soldier (i feel like they dance together to slow music and the manequin is the only thing that makes the headless fella feel grounded and still attached to the world)

Mirage + V1 (Put the pitchforks down please yall the wheel gave me these i don't like this either)

Soldier + Leviathan (Wasn't there a story about some dude that fucked a fish? It suits it, i think.)

Minos Prime + Stray (I don't know why but it reminds me of those tales where a king falls inlove with one of the maids or workers in their castle.)

Hideous Mass + Earthmover (Why does this work somehow??? Idk it just does)

Swordsmachine + Guttertank (Why does this one seem to work as well??? I feel like they'd have that kind of relationship where they'd be the owners of some type of gym or something of that sort)

Sisyphus + V2 (I AM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ONE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)

Streetcleaner + Cerbrus (Arsonist bf and bf that can summon balls of fire in their hands, just hand in hand)

Sorry yall, Gabriel ended up alone. Single ass.

One of my favorite things about being a multishipper is that I have the free will to think, draw, and write about V1 being absolutely raw dog BRED by one partner.

Then being cuddled and kissed by another one of their partners.

And THEN be able to write/draw the most guttural heart aching angst that will bring me to tears, with a third.

Just got done making some carbonara, I hope I did well this is my first attempt :)

I saw the aroace flag and the V1 plush, INSTANT follow. You make some banger posts!!

Thank you so much!!!! You're so sweet!!

this is so stupid i love it

Do you ever just stretch and then pop a bone you didn't even know you had?

The snakes are my everything. They're so stupid, so cute. I love them

"You were made for me" nah, how about "I was made for you"?

Like, you're getting hot and steamy with your spouce, y'know, doing the bedroom boombayah and it's getting real steamy and all of a sudden they say "i was made for you"

and it's just like- omg

like them saying that, them expressing their love and adoration for you, implying how amazing and perfect you are that they would literally surrender their body to you just because of how much they love you and worship you?

FUCK IM GOING FERAL

cant afford therapy so im writing x reader fics of my favorite characters as a cheaper sollution

my knees hurt

my fucking knees hurt so bad

ive been sat in the same position

the oddest position youll ever see someone sat in

they hurt

they creek like a chair

god help me