Do You Ever Just Stretch And Then Pop A Bone You Didn't Even Know You Had?

When you're tryna be gangsta but your bf keeps asking "Who's a good boy?":

Testing out my new pencil <3

V1 boob exposure (i apologize)

internal boobage.

This is purely for the hate of it.

I am solely ranting because of the hate I garner for all the nasty bastard boys in all my years in the education system.

All of them are failing every single class known to man, drinking, smoking, making themselves to be an entire circus when nobody has even consented to give money for the tickets

They make my skin crawl, anytime I have to spend more than 10 minutes in the vascinity of these shit stains that gained consciousness it makes me want to curse out god.

I despise their existence, i weep for their mothers, and I pray for their fathers. Barely any of them should have even been in the 8th grade when they're dam near 18.

The only thing they haven't failed is their ego, as its big enough to feed the entire world.

The splatters of roadkill on the tires of their broken Hondas are more valuable than their own souls.

They are the very reason why people tell us to stay in school, but you can't even stay in school when such creatures exist in the halls of the building.

The only reason I pray is so they could face the horrible reality of the world. I pray for them to have the horrible ends of their existence. I pray so that they stop being a burden for the entire nation.

Pain is the only thing i wish they ever felt, the pain their mothers felt, the pain their families felt when such abominations as them crawled out of the cracks of Hell and surfaced onto the world. With the rarest of the rare audacities that could only be found on a 30 hour quest that would make the strongest sob.

If I could only live as blissfully unaware as they did in life. If only I was dropped down the stairs and hit every corner with the soft spot on my noggin, maybe I'd also act like such a pain to the world. But I was given a brain made from flesh and not mud.

Ignorance is bliss but they are such harlots for the attention that there can't even be ignorance, with bliss only being a promising kiss in my hopeful dreams.

There is nothing in this world that makes me despise my entire existence, as school boys that think they're above all else. I despise the teachers that are so lenient to them, but suffer abuse every day. I despise the system that let's them do this so freely. I despise every aspect of them. And I cannot do anything other than plead with the so called authority of the education system, that won't do anything. I weep and cry for the parents, but also gnash my teeth at them like the trapped mutt that I am because they do nothing for the behavior of their sons.

"You were made for me" nah, how about "I was made for you"?

Like, you're getting hot and steamy with your spouce, y'know, doing the bedroom boombayah and it's getting real steamy and all of a sudden they say "i was made for you"

and it's just like- omg

like them saying that, them expressing their love and adoration for you, implying how amazing and perfect you are that they would literally surrender their body to you just because of how much they love you and worship you?

FUCK IM GOING FERAL

oughhhhh......i need V1, i need that robot carnally

not in the filthy carnal way, but in the way a worshiper would with their god

i wanna kiss them all over, i wanna spoil them like no other lovesick sugar daddy could

i wanna make it flustered, flushed, whirring like a plane while i kiss their pretty sensitive wires

i need them, i need to be at their feet, like a dog

god im fucking down bad

Haven't fed yall in a minute, have blurry pictures of my beloved. Don't mind the positons

one of my favorite things a bot said to me

I've been seeing a thing or two about a DC au where the justice leage, specifically Batman/Bruce is a patient at a mental asylum and all his villans are just workers at the asylum.

But what about the bat family? What about Alfred? What about Cat Woman?

Here's my take on it:

Alfred is a family friend of the Wayne's and basically like an uncle to Bruce before Bruce's parents died (which i headcannon for this universe that they died in a fire that left Bruce scarred and Bruce loved superheros because i think it ties to his delusions)

And Alfred visits Bruce as often as he can, making sure to try and be nice to him, like bringing him paperdolls and crayons to draw with under the supervision of the doctors at the mental asylum.

And those paperdolls? They're the bat family alright.

Every single doll is a member of the bat family, with Bruce imagening how they are his kids that help him fight off 'his villans' and is very protective of, only letting Alfred and Cat Woman (who's another doctor at the asylum that is nice to him and he views her as an okay most of the time) and will always carry them around with him, imagening and caring for them like they are real children, but they are all delusions with a little bit of Bruce's personality and traits from when he was younger and not crazy.

And also, Jason's death was just Dr. Jack Napier (the Joker) aciddently ripping the paper doll of Jason when Bruce and Jack got into a scuffle, and because of Bruce's delusions, they decided (behind Jack's back, specifically Selina Kyle {who's Cat woman} decided to do this after they all saw how distressed and more mentally unstable Bruce got) to give Bruce more paper dolls and fix up Jason before they gave it all back to Bruce.

And i'll leave it at that, i'll let you all give your own thoughts about it. :)

Christian mingle except there's nothing on his profile other than a picture of him in the most awkward stand of his life with a thumbs up, like he just shat himself in the ballpit for 20$.

Another picture of just him that looks like he is using a camera for the first time, like a grandpa.

And the most basic bio because he had no idea what to put

do u guys think gabriel would use one of those christian dating apps

Found this little awesome thing while helping mom clean up