So I Might Have Let A Wheel Decide Ultrakill Ships.

I'm actually going to sob

I accidently deleted all my camera pictures on accident

I had so much shit there

Like deadass

So many pictures of my cat, of my family, of my friends, of memories

I'm a joke

I can't belive it.

How could I have been so stupid.

I'm so sorry

Getting scratches from v1 kitty. V1 kitty destroying all the leather furniture. V1 kitty chasing after birb Gabriel. V1 kitty getting stuck in a tree.

I love that little thing. My beloved.

v1 headscratches. v1 chin scratches. v1 belly rubs. v1 big stretch. v1 biscuits. v1 kitty.

Foaming at the mouth, screaming, crying and shitting

Bro

BRO

BRO

Emotional V1 fans we won but at what cost

"I could fix him", "I could make him worse"

Okay? Well, I'M going to send him back to the grave he was supposed to lay dead in. Call it a forced rest.

I wanna be a lawyer for silly shit. i wanna be a lawyer that deals with such ridiculous cases that you cannot help but trip over your words out of laughter because it is so stupid

I've been seeing a thing or two about a DC au where the justice leage, specifically Batman/Bruce is a patient at a mental asylum and all his villans are just workers at the asylum.

But what about the bat family? What about Alfred? What about Cat Woman?

Here's my take on it:

Alfred is a family friend of the Wayne's and basically like an uncle to Bruce before Bruce's parents died (which i headcannon for this universe that they died in a fire that left Bruce scarred and Bruce loved superheros because i think it ties to his delusions)

And Alfred visits Bruce as often as he can, making sure to try and be nice to him, like bringing him paperdolls and crayons to draw with under the supervision of the doctors at the mental asylum.

And those paperdolls? They're the bat family alright.

Every single doll is a member of the bat family, with Bruce imagening how they are his kids that help him fight off 'his villans' and is very protective of, only letting Alfred and Cat Woman (who's another doctor at the asylum that is nice to him and he views her as an okay most of the time) and will always carry them around with him, imagening and caring for them like they are real children, but they are all delusions with a little bit of Bruce's personality and traits from when he was younger and not crazy.

And also, Jason's death was just Dr. Jack Napier (the Joker) aciddently ripping the paper doll of Jason when Bruce and Jack got into a scuffle, and because of Bruce's delusions, they decided (behind Jack's back, specifically Selina Kyle {who's Cat woman} decided to do this after they all saw how distressed and more mentally unstable Bruce got) to give Bruce more paper dolls and fix up Jason before they gave it all back to Bruce.

And i'll leave it at that, i'll let you all give your own thoughts about it. :)

petition to ask Hakita and Giani to add a voiceline in the next Gabriel bossfight that is basically Gabriel yelling "You look like you run on the first ever created processor!!!" and the only reason lore implied on why its there is because he's started tearing apart other machines and started paying more attention to their innards for the sole purpouse to understand more of V1

this is so stupid i love it

my knees hurt

my fucking knees hurt so bad

ive been sat in the same position

the oddest position youll ever see someone sat in

they hurt

they creek like a chair

god help me

cant afford therapy so im writing x reader fics of my favorite characters as a cheaper sollution