Getting Scratches From V1 Kitty. V1 Kitty Destroying All The Leather Furniture. V1 Kitty Chasing After

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! THERE ARE FICS!!!

love when i see my favorite cartoon show since i had the comprehension of existance have atleast some fanfics and one of them is about hare and wolf being into eachother plus wolf having gay panic

Do you ever just stretch and then pop a bone you didn't even know you had?

need me a pad or a tampon with a fucken image of V1 instead of those little flowers there, it'd be so funny

matter of fact, all editions of all machines as a tampon

with a "The blood still goes somewhere!" slogan as your coochie clots fall onto the image of your favorite ultrakill robot

I'm actually going to sob

I accidently deleted all my camera pictures on accident

I had so much shit there

Like deadass

So many pictures of my cat, of my family, of my friends, of memories

I'm a joke

I can't belive it.

How could I have been so stupid.

I'm so sorry

cant afford therapy so im writing x reader fics of my favorite characters as a cheaper sollution

stg some of the people i've seen on tiktok when i was on a daily doom scroll make me want to turn religious for the sole purpoue to manifest them getting the most horrendous sun burn from Apollo

Just got done making some carbonara, I hope I did well this is my first attempt :)

Minos x V1 is so cute tho, like it's pretty awesome honestly

They're like an Old money calm guy × ranked player nerdy partner

Can't use a phone to save their life x Chronically online with the most botched slang

The snakes immediatly loving V1 because of how warm they can get and just clinging to them

Minos trying to teach them how to rearrange flowers in one of the gardens in some hidden part of lust that nobody but himself knew of

V1 trying to look what might be in the void of darkness that's Minos's face

Both bonding over how the two have neither a mouth or a true face

V1 needing a dictionary and a half just to understand what Minos is saying bc the mf is so old he literally speaks in what sounds like riddles

Minos always having the best lines and words to make them flustered

THERE'S SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE

AND I AM SO PISSY RIGHT NOW THAT THERES SO LITTLE CONTENT OF THEM

where is the v1 x sisyphus art where

i am alone

this barren dessert

these golden wastelands

there is no machine

and there is no warrior

where are the lovers

WHERE

Christian mingle except there's nothing on his profile other than a picture of him in the most awkward stand of his life with a thumbs up, like he just shat himself in the ballpit for 20$.

Another picture of just him that looks like he is using a camera for the first time, like a grandpa.

And the most basic bio because he had no idea what to put

do u guys think gabriel would use one of those christian dating apps