!!!THESE FICS AREN'T MINE!!! ALL ARE FOUND ON AO3!!!

V1 boob exposure (i apologize)

internal boobage.

YEEEESSSS THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

LIKE THEY'D BE ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE TOGETHER.

IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY

BALLS OFF THE WALLS BLOOD CRAZED MACHINE AND THEIR FIGHT LOVING BOYFRIEND ABSOLUTELY READY TO SMACK THEM DOWN LIKE A FLY

LITERALLY

I can just imagen Sisyphus holding them like a cat and saying "This is the creature I found. I've never loved something more that has tried putting my head on a platter."

and V1 is like "I pulled this mf by beating the fuck out of him, and he also kind of rocked my shit. But dam he was kind of hot doing it."

OH HOW I LOVE THE RAREPAIRINGS

We got V1 hateclub (Gabriel x V2)

And now bloodied suns (Sisyphus x V1)

Idk about the name tho, maybe there's a better one i love this so goddam much.

God please more rarepairings like these. Please more unhinged pairings. Like Earthmover x Leviathan.

where is the v1 x sisyphus art where

i am alone

this barren dessert

these golden wastelands

there is no machine

and there is no warrior

where are the lovers

WHERE

Minos x V1 is so cute tho, like it's pretty awesome honestly

They're like an Old money calm guy × ranked player nerdy partner

Can't use a phone to save their life x Chronically online with the most botched slang

The snakes immediatly loving V1 because of how warm they can get and just clinging to them

Minos trying to teach them how to rearrange flowers in one of the gardens in some hidden part of lust that nobody but himself knew of

V1 trying to look what might be in the void of darkness that's Minos's face

Both bonding over how the two have neither a mouth or a true face

V1 needing a dictionary and a half just to understand what Minos is saying bc the mf is so old he literally speaks in what sounds like riddles

Minos always having the best lines and words to make them flustered

THERE'S SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE

AND I AM SO PISSY RIGHT NOW THAT THERES SO LITTLE CONTENT OF THEM

where is the v1 x sisyphus art where

i am alone

this barren dessert

these golden wastelands

there is no machine

and there is no warrior

where are the lovers

WHERE

Ferry probably had written a wattpad style fanfic in some journal they keep locked like it's the holy grail because they'd rather tear their skin off again, plus their nervous system, rather than give ANYBODY, the right to sneak peak in there. Especially Gabriel because there's this awkward smut scene in there where they fuck raw and nasty.

Do you think ferrygabe from the Ferryman’s pov feels like a Harry Styles x Reader wattpad fanfic

i need them BRED. spoiled, kissed and given sweet attention while they get their hole DEMOLISHED

got so distracted thinking about v1 fucked senseless that i just burned the bagel i was toasting. its truly dire out here

I wanna be a lawyer for silly shit. i wanna be a lawyer that deals with such ridiculous cases that you cannot help but trip over your words out of laughter because it is so stupid

"I could fix him", "I could make him worse"

Okay? Well, I'M going to send him back to the grave he was supposed to lay dead in. Call it a forced rest.

need me a pad or a tampon with a fucken image of V1 instead of those little flowers there, it'd be so funny

matter of fact, all editions of all machines as a tampon

with a "The blood still goes somewhere!" slogan as your coochie clots fall onto the image of your favorite ultrakill robot

oughhhhh......i need V1, i need that robot carnally

not in the filthy carnal way, but in the way a worshiper would with their god

i wanna kiss them all over, i wanna spoil them like no other lovesick sugar daddy could

i wanna make it flustered, flushed, whirring like a plane while i kiss their pretty sensitive wires

i need them, i need to be at their feet, like a dog

god im fucking down bad

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! THERE ARE FICS!!!