Computer robot girl who flashes fake warnings and errors just to get your attention. You look over just to see the corner of an error message pop up, but when you actually go and look, everything is fine. She's whirring and spinning like she should and there hasn't even been a device issue.
But it keeps happening. You brush it off at first, thinking it's just.. something that'll go away. You give her a restart. And it keeps happening. You fish through all her external cables, checking each inch of them to make sure they're perfect. Nothing seems wrong.
But she keeps throwing up warning signs. You cannot figure out what is wrong. But you do notice she does throw them less when you're checking her cords. You assume, of course, one of her ports might be damaged.
And then when you pry her open, finally, she gets quiet with those errors and notifications. You think it was just.. something making contact, or something. It seems fine.
She gets worse, though. She's spitting out error upon error upon error every time you try and use her. She will not let you get anything done.
Until you get into her again. Fish around in her insides and then you realize. She's totally played you. She got you hook, line, and sinker. She's putting out genuine error messages now. She's into you rooting around in her insides. That's all she wanted; your devout, sole attention.
Looks kind of bad, could have done better.
Plus this is the oc I've talked so long about Nava or N4VIA. The fourth of a generation of medical bots created during the new peace and probably the second biggest simp for V1 aside from Gabriel
The via in their name is just a little thing added by the people they worked with.
LET ME OUT PLEASE, I BEG Y-
oh hey theres a blanket in here nvm
I kind of love the thought of V1 just not wanting to kill. Like sure, they have to, they were built for it, but they're sentient. They know their actions have consequences. They know they're separating families, that these are people, even if they don't remember being people.
They didn't want to kill V2, the one person that they thought could understand them. V2 just picked a few fights with them and the arms kind of just dropped.
They felt bad for killing their kin, it didn't have to end this way. They were just so angry at it all that it boiled over. So they're keeping the arm on them like a memory.
They're feel so guilty for what they've done, for what they've caused, but can't say anything. There is nothing that can give them speech. So they're stuck yelling in their own head. They can't even cry.
They gave mercy to Gabriel because they understand he simply was protecting the people of hell from those who were invading and wiping out everything in their path. Just killing off hell like they did earth.
They spare the Ferryman (or atleast I hope yall did),make friendship with the terminals, free the Prime souls.
They know the Earthmover is also trapped there, down where no one will hear their wails of agony. And I don't know if it's just a mercy kill, or because of their programming overriding everything else. Might be a bit of both.
Cybergrind is there, but they can be more lenient on themselves there because there's no real people there.
Anyways, this was just a concept I fiddled with in my little lizard brain. I love this angsty Gopro so much.
MY FUCKING PACKAGE IS HERE HOLY SHIT
THE SPOT I HAD FOR IT IS TOO SMALL FUCK
HOLY SHIIIIIII
Ong like that's what you have wattpad for, to give your first ever shitty fics to the world, or ao3 even. Don't just use something that blurts out a jumble of words strung together shittily.
Even if you were an amateur, I bet my 2 braincells you'd make something way better than ai
Practice makes perfect, and if you just want to be praised as an amazing artist without doing anything, talk with the voices in your head
Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.
Sisyphus the only one liking the misery party
I love how as we learn more about the Ultrakill lore it becomes increasingly clear that absolutely nobody is having a good time with the ongoing events
Except for Sisyphus, Sisyphus is having a fucking blast
Ferryman, Gabriel and V1 love triangle that ends in a polycule
Where V1 fell in love with Ferryman because they're the only one apart from terminals to take them in and show kindness.
Ferryman is in love with Gabriel for saving them so long ago and giving them hope (like in cannon without the love part maybe)
And Gabriel falling in love with V1 for getting his shit rocked by them. Plus discovering he's got a masochism kink.
V1 decides to take a break from their decent trough Hell, and visit their beloved Ferryman who they don't remember what exactly happened with after they fought the Leviathan in Wrath.
Then find the Ferryman in one of the messed up houses praying to an altar to Gabriel, the ship is gone, since the incident with the Leviathan. And then approach the Ferryman with the same kindness that they were given.
They find some way how to communicate, sign language, writing, or whatever else, and strike a deal that V1 will guard and help the Ferryman while the ship is rebuilt, and they will in turn get a permanent residence in the new ship. (V1 didn't want to have a permanent spot, the Ferryman was just insistent)
Gabriel visits because he's been looking for the machine everywhere because they haven't been going down Hell like usual and wanted to ask Ferryman about them. And just finds V1 in Wrath helping the Ferryman rebuild their boat and retrieve anything from the bottom of the ocean.
By literally putting a hook and cord on V1, while the Ferryman stays at the top and fishes them out every time there's three light tugs at the cord. With Ferryman almost dropping the fishing rod once they saw Gabriel and the angel helping them fish out V1 who clung to the Ferryman with a somehow still intact artifact or statue, or book, but freeze as they see Gabriel.
They would have shot Gabriel square in the face if it wasn't for the Ferryman stopping them.
So basically, Ferryman is the only thing keeping V1 and Gabriel breaking out from another fight.
And all 3 decide to just rebuild the Ferryman's boat and remain civil.
Shenanigans undoubtedly ensure. Where they all learn they love things about eachother.
V1 loves how the Ferryman would let them climb over them and would teach them sculpting. Skeletal hands over metal ones ensuring the right amount of force was put on whatever little statue they were making as a bonding experience. And also loves seeing Gabriel just itch and seethe for a fight or to swing his swords again.
The Ferryman dare I say it, likes the attention and company the two provide while they fix their ship. And they're almost thankful that they lost the entire library full of hand written fanfics by themselves of them and Gabriel. That's one thing they're thankful for.
Gabriel loves how humble the Ferryman is about it all. "It was just a boat, nothing too serious." Taking time off from the ship building to make something for the two while V1 feeds off of Gabriel, since the Ferryman can't provide all much blood. And V1 as well for being so much more caring and careful with the Ferryman specifically. A close person to him. He's not jealous surprisingly, he's actually glad that they're treating the Ferryman so caringly.
I'll probably add to this post whenever I have the brain worms to work out more headcannons.
Freaky ahh Gabriel: I really need you to lock tf in and match my freak else I'm ripping your circuitry out.
V1 just struggling: [GIVE ME A MINUTE HOE, DAM. CAN'T HAVE A MINUTE OF PEACE AND PREPEARE]
one of my favorite silly headcanons is +ULTRAKINKY gabriel and normal ass vanilla v1.
gabriel like: (actively bouncing and moaning on it) i need you to literally rip my organs out. or like. i need you to pin me down by my little bee wings. we need to repopulate the hive.
and v1 just like. [😥]
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Getting scratches from v1 kitty. V1 kitty destroying all the leather furniture. V1 kitty chasing after birb Gabriel. V1 kitty getting stuck in a tree.
I love that little thing. My beloved.
v1 headscratches. v1 chin scratches. v1 belly rubs. v1 big stretch. v1 biscuits. v1 kitty.