Looks Kind Of Bad, Could Have Done Better.

"I could fix him", "I could make him worse"

Okay? Well, I'M going to send him back to the grave he was supposed to lay dead in. Call it a forced rest.

Sisyphus the only one liking the misery party

I love how as we learn more about the Ultrakill lore it becomes increasingly clear that absolutely nobody is having a good time with the ongoing events

Except for Sisyphus, Sisyphus is having a fucking blast

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! THERE ARE FICS!!!

cant afford therapy so im writing x reader fics of my favorite characters as a cheaper sollution

love when i see my favorite cartoon show since i had the comprehension of existance have atleast some fanfics and one of them is about hare and wolf being into eachother plus wolf having gay panic

this is so stupid i love it

@dynafire Pookie, pooks

Headcannon

V1 stores their weapons in their wings, right?

They think everyone have some sort of hidden storage to keep something, it was built with storage, why wouldn't anybody else have some sort of storage?

Since it kept its own weapons in its wings, the first time they see Gabriel in person they think he also stores his own weapons (spears mostly) in his wings

So, because they think that it would be an absolutely dogshit advantage to take away the one thing an enemy has to access their weapons (they like challenges, they think this is akin to cheating), they keep a close eye on the bullets they fire, making sure none hit Gabriel's wings

Later when they start their relationship, and sparring, V1 still makes sure that any time they do accidently hurt Gabriel's wings, they apologise and cling to him like a clingy guard dog because they think he'd be defenceless

And when Gabriel finally manages to explain to them that that is not the case, they're a little embarrassed, but also try using the excuse of "They're a vital part of your being, why would I take that away?"

Bruh why my Pinterest cooking me like a Sunday roast

Gabriel who has the weirdest fucking ability to sit so still he's like a statue, he barely looks like he's breathing. Is he even breathing? But he can just stand still for HOURS maybe even days

Plus

V1 who for the life of them CANNOT sit still. Cannot keep their body not moving for a single second. They are so hyper aware of everything around them they could hear a penny fall in a room full of wailing screams. It's because of boredom and survival

It's a little funny when the two finally get together.

Gabriel can just lay there, in bed, still as a log sleeping or napping. And V1 who pretends to sleep, because they can't exactly sleep other than shut off and they're just paranoid of everything and hate being vulnerable.

What was that noise? Was that a groan? A creak? Did something break in? Were they in danger-

And then PHYSICALLY getting restrained by Gabriel who probably woke up from their constant shifting and just rolled on top of them (carefully so they wouldn't crush them of course!) and hugged them like a teddybear.

Was it uncomfortable to press their jagged parts of platting againts his skin? Yes. But he could care less for any bruise or scrape. He just wanted them to calm down. And it worked!

V1 did calm down eventually, deciding that Gabriel was good enough of a meat-shield and he'd wake up fast enough to defend the two if anything did happen. So they finally shut off.

- lizard noodles be going crazy

Just got done making some carbonara, I hope I did well this is my first attempt :)