Do You Think If I’m Nice Enough To The Robots They’ll Give Me An Extra Nutrient Pill

write my essay on government policy. or write ultrakill fanfiction. decisions, decisions

i dont really like ultrakill that much but can someone tell me at what point in the game does v1 and gabriel have sloppy on-screen make out sessions so i can play up to that point and not play the rest please and thank you

deltarune tomorrow. haha. ha ha. tomorrow. deltarune tomorrow. deltarune tomorrow deltarune tomorrow deltarune tomorrow deltarune tomorr

to everyone drawing gabriel with a massive chest:

keep up the good work

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

i love them so much i need to make them fight to the death and scavenge for nutrients in the puddles of gore

i think gabriel does the pigeon wing slap thing. that’s a thing now. gabriel does that.

also, someone reblogged with ideas of comparing and contrasting v1 and gabe’s wings. i think v1’s wings are more buglike than bird (they probably make a buzzing sound while dashing in the air), but the idea of a peacock is cool!! will def think on it a little, i need to collect all my ideas into something that can be translated into writing.

special mentions to the people talking about putting gabe on a bird perch or giving him one of those bath fountains. he’d definitely perch — man needs to oversee enemies in hell — but i’m not sure about the birdbath. he’d probably just glare at you…

do you guys think. maybe just a little. that gabriel does the tiniest bit of bird stuff? just a little?

maybe old riches catch his eye a little more than they should. maybe his wings puff up right before a battle, or when he’s mad, or when he’s scared. maybe, despite all their angelic glory, they need help being preened (maybe his wings look a little ratty? new fic idea!). does he avoid rain? try to clean off gore in puddles?

it’s probably just me wanting to take this big scary thing[tm] and slather it in hcs. but it’s also just a thought. for now… heheheh…

me rising from my 4yr ao3 hiatus because i need to make those two men kiss

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

whoever wrote flight of the bumblebee was so right. that sounds like a bumblebee alright. spot on.

Me if I were a rambunctious mobile phone