this is in reference to Batman: Europa, because I have a thing for comparing fyozai to batjokes
Hey, I just woke up in the hospital, who the fuck is this guy?
22!skk
Chuuya: hey bastard, are you gay or something? Dazai: *mock offended* how could Chibi ever think something like that?! Are you gay? Chuuya: *also mock offended* No?! Dazai: anyways, wanna make out? Chuuya: sure.
@itsnotevenreallyfunny
Chuuya: Im gonna kill you one day Dazai: *excited* Chuuya would!? Chuuya: You know what. Just for that, no I will never kill you. Dazai: *angry* I hate Chuuya! Chuuya: too bad! I will always be your partner and protect you! Dazai: *throwing a tantrum* why is Chuuya so mean to me! Chuuya: OUR SOULS WILL ALWAYS BE INTERTWINED Dazai: *offended* HOW DARE YOU Shirase: *absolutely baffled* what the actual fuck is going on
I've said this once and I'll say it again, dazai is the bottom with everyone but fyodor. he simply cannot outbottom him
touch starved
@bungoustraypups
thought you would like this !!
When the mentor figure and/or leader of the good guys and leader of the bad guys have so clearly fucked in the past.
They are exes, they are divorcrd, They had the messiest break up. They are the bitter exes who can't get over eachother. Their chemistery is to kill for.
And the best part? Half the plot is their custody battle (in the most literal sense) over The Kids™.
OH MY GOD WAIT
moving on