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Osamu get up‼️
HELP THIS WAS ADVERTISED TO ME WHILE I WAS SCROLLING YOUR PAGE WHAT THE HELL
@itsnotevenreallyfunny
texrstposted :)
real
pov you found a willing partner to commit double suicide with but on the condition that she eats you first
the game of who needs who the worst.
He could only consider me as the living corpse of a would-be suicide, a person dead to shame, an idiot ghost.
Dazai Osamu, No Longer Human
Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
LMFAO YES #fukumori
Chuuya: so the weretiger huh?
Akutagawa: so the port mafias biggest traitor huh?
Chuuya: *grumbles*
*ahead of them, leaving yet another dorm*
Chuuya: Boss?
Mori: …
Part 9 ~ Part 8 ~ Part 7 ~ Part 6 ~ Part 5 ~ Part 4 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1
Hunger.
Happy Pride Month! 🌈