Everything Is A Reference. And I Mean EVERYTHING, So Here Is A List Of Everyday Things I Associate With

Mori calls Chuuya into his office

Mori: Chuuya-kun I have a very special mission for you

Chuuya: *mildly annoyed* yes sir what is it?

Mori: well you know how much your ability has helped us in the past and how amazing of an asset you are to the Mafia…

Chuuya: what bullshit do I need to save Dazai from now?

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

Have you drawn fancy Victorian Ranpo

That. That can be arranged

Bonus a pocket sized ver

that legendary divorce is such a bore

"lumber"

hey lumber like the lumber wood scene in aberdeen which fell apart just after kurt cobains birth causing his father nd mother to be tight around money and havbe fights nd styuff referring to "that legendary divorce"

im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.

i dont even like kunizai but hell yeah

They had a fight

DIVA DOWN🚨🚨‼️

I like to think I'm hilarious

I'd like to point out that Mori did this shit (pretending that he's caught to gather information, and then "Oh, no, my hot, badass situationship should come and rescue me now, I guess. Even though I can do it myself in 0.01 seconds.") once and now Dazai refuses to let it go and implement any other tactic.