Help Me Revamp!!!!

so cool we duped

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@itsnotevenreallyfunny ok tbh neither of us is all one of them but in my head it goes somewhat like this:

you: *drops hand sanitizer bottle on foot* OW FUCKING FUCKITY FLYING FUCKS you BITCHASS motherfucking SON OF A BITCH your mother never LOVED you would be better off if you just DIED IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE (also ref 100 points if you get it)

me, ranting about dostoevsky probably: *slams face-first into a chalkboard* ✨whoopsies✨ WhEn DiD tHaT gEt ThErE~

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

Walking and talking💬

Mori: When I was your age I survived the fucking Great War, what have you done with your life?

Dazai: Have you ever eaten a tide pod? And survived?!

Mori: What the fuck is a tide pod? Are you doing drugs?

Dazai: I was throwing up bubbles and shit. My insides were squeaky clean.

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this is how the current bsd arc is going to end, trust me

when he wants to hit but he's not bleach era kurt cobain 🥱🥱

What is the plural of penis?