What The Jedi Say: Always In Motion, The Future Is

What the Jedi say: Always in motion, the future is

What the Jedi mean: Hell if I know

What the Jedi say: Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter

What the Jedi mean: I just did something extremely dangerous and/or buckwild and will spout whatever bullshit it takes to get the medics off my ass

What the Jedi say: May The Force be with you

What the Jedi mean: Fuck off

What the Jedi say: I follow the will of The Force

What the Jedi mean: I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing and at this point you should be afraid to ask

What the Jedi say: The Force will be with you, always

What the Jedi mean: See ya never, fuckers

Jedi-isms

What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.

What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.

What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.

What Jedi mean: Nah.

What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.

What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.

What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.

What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.

What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.

What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.

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3 months ago
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Cursory research into the meanings of Mandalorian armour colours...

Black - ne'tra = justice, an unshakeable moral code (also wanting to avoid stains on your clothes)

White - cin vhetin = a fresh start or clean slate (good for converts/adult adoptions)

Grey - genet = mourning a loved one (or recently rejected)

Gold - ve'vut = vengeance (a warning colour)

Silver - beskar = unpainted armour, a search for redemption (Din Djarin's guilt complex, anyone?)

Bronze - tranyc'bes - nobility and high status (favoured by stuck-up self-important jackasses)

Brown - daryc - valour, galantry, The Audacity (particularly when associated with them cunty lil jedi cape drops)

Tan - vhekadla - loyalty (lit. 'sandy' but I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and...)

Maroon - daryc'tal - power (all hail Maroon 5, our benevolent overlords)

Red - ge'tal = honouring a parent (very popular, 10/10)

Scarlet - galar'tal - defiance and relentlessness (Mandalorian Scarlett Johansson omfg be still my bi heart)

Orange - shereshoy = shereshoy, a lust for life (the party people)

Yellow - shi'yayc - remembrance, burnt out vengeance (makes for funky funerals)

Mint green - cin vorpan - lust for peace, guardians and peacekeepers (does not necessarily mean I want to fuck guardians and peacekeepers, get your head outta the gutter)

Green - vorpan = duty, commitment and hard work (favourite of farmers, too)

Teal - jahaal = healing, violence as a last resort, I've seen some shit and now I defend peace (favoured by healers and New Mandalorians)

Blue - kebiin = reliability and faithfulness (favoured by single parents)

Sky blue - kebii'tra = new love, newlyweds, marriage and all that fluffy stuff (Satine's famous jewellery TCW S2 - ObiTine for the soul)

Indigo - jiisaviin = prosperity, victory, the feeling that we have achieved our hopes (tempting fate, perhaps)

Lilac - saviin = luck, change, survival in adversity, hope for the future (associated with the old God of Luck)

Pink - cin ge'tal - respect and knowledge, a fusion of past and future (associated with journalists and academics)

Ofc this is a rough guide and if anyone either doesn't like my sense of humor or wants more detailed information, check out these posts too: x x x

2 months ago

The house of Feanor family tree feat. bizarre t shirts

The House Of Feanor Family Tree Feat. Bizarre T Shirts

tag yourself I'm notice me sin pi


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1 month ago

...that is the most terrifying whale noises i have ever heard. feed me more.

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)


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4 months ago

my roomkey stopped working in the middle of my midnight snack run to the flat kitchen, so guess who had to march two blocks down to site security at 2am in fucking January, -5C, in fucking ankle socks and t shirt?????

anyways currently googling frostbite symptoms because i cant feel my feet. if i die tell my parents i love them and my brothers to get fucked


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6 months ago

Did anyone else watch this show obsessively as a kid? Bc I did and Sauron as Pingu is a fabulous image that I’m never going to get out of my head.

Sauron seeing Elrond for the first time and having war flashbacks to Lúthien:

Sauron Seeing Elrond For The First Time And Having War Flashbacks To Lúthien:
5 months ago

Grandma: oh sasha, why do you dress like that? You look like a dyke!

Me, a dyke: . .


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chronic maladaptive procrastinator

It starts with lotr let's see how this goes... random useless thoughts I must share with strangers on the internet or I will go insane

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