✨ NO ✨

𝐒𝐨, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐈𝐃. (𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝-19)

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 1700 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 (𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐞, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞.. 30)

Hi! Can I send an obey me ask?

Of course you can! Just make sure to remember that I don't write smut, please and thank you!

How does Helob catch food? Is he an ambush predator or a chaser?

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞

𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐛

Helob is a chaser.

He probably likes the thrill, and thinks it makes his prey taste better.

Although, he doesn't always chase down his prey.

Sometimes, he'll wait for his prey to come to him.

Like any spider would

If he's not chasing, he'll use his webs to catch his prey.

When he does that, it's usually just to relax on the sidelines, or to see his prey squirm.

He's a pretty nice guy, but when it comes to his food, he's pretty sadistic.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Urgent help needed/facing homelessness

hello i really hate to ask, but if you enjoy my shirt posts and have a few dollars to spare, I’m a black transmasc lesbian living in a transitional house and i have been having a rough couple months financially. July 15 is my last day here, I have to find a new place to live or move back with my abusive and violent family. Thankfully I have enough saved for first months rent but I need money for the security deposit and some basic furniture. Please consider helping me if you can spare anything, even $1-$5 helps me a lot and reblogs too. Thank you in advance i appreciate everything

ppal + kofi (no vnmo/cshapp in canada)

0/800

the poor man's fandom consumption

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

So, I asked a few friends of mine ( @authormars and @ivediedmorethan20times ) for an Obey Me character, and they gave me Lucifer and Diavolo. I wanted to write something, so here's this!

(gave up a little on dia's part......)

So, have you guys ever seen those videos of people playing opera songs on the piano in public? That's kind of where I went with this.

This is primarily Lucifer and Diavolo reacting to you singing opera in public, upon hearing someone playing the piano.

While the song used is primarily sung by a woman, it can be interpreted in any way.

This is based on the original timeline!

Warnings ;; None

Relationship ;; Can be viewed either way, wrote in a romantic sense though

Type ;; One-Shot, in bulleted form (because I'm not going to change it and it was originally headcanons.....)

LUCIFER ;; THE PRIDEFUL ELDEST

Lucifer decided to take you out to Ristorante Six, in order to congratulate you for your spectacular grades in RAD.

He was proud of you, and wanted to show you that. He figured it wasn't easy to get used to RAD's grading and curriculum, after all.

A few moments after the waiter delivered your food, you heard a paino start playing in the corner of the elegant restaurant.

You couldn't help but almost immediately recognize it. It was particularly famous in the human world.

Queen of the Night, one of Mozart's most famous pieces.

You cleared your throat and began to sing the lyrics, entirely in German.

Lucifer couldn't help but stop, his eyes wide as he watched you. He wasn't the only one either, the entire restaurant immediately turned toward you, even the pianist.

Lucifer slowly leaned back in his seat, a prideful smirk crossing his lips. He listened contently until you and the pianist finished.

"I never knew you excelled at opera. Believe it or not, I have a record of The Magic Flute. Would you like to borrow it sometime?"

DIAVOLO ;; THE HEAD OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL

Diavolo had decided to throw a party of complete grandeur. For what reason? He wanted to celebrate you. It came to him in a dream, despite the amount of times he's done it.

You meant a lot to him, whether you'd truly realized just how much, or not. The party wasn't any surprise, a simple show of his gratitude towards you, simply for your existence in the Devildom.

You hung out with Diavolo, watching people dance and drink and have fun. Simple chatter went back and forth between the two of you, before you piped up.

The pianist began playing another song, given the previous one ended. A song from a well-known opera. Queen of the Night, written by Mozart.

You couldn't hold back your excitement, beginning to sing along to the notes coming from the glorious ballroom's piano.

The entire ballroom seemed to watch you, surprised by the operatic sound of your voice. Diavolo stood by your side, a wide smile growing across his face as he heard you.

As soon as the song came to an end, you turned toward Diavolo, who immediately hugged you to his broad chest.

"That was wonderful! How long have you been singing opera? It was delightful! I can get you the finest pianist to practice with! I can't wait to hear more of your lovely voice!"