If I Had A Nickel For Everytime There Was A Neurodivergent, Childish, Genius Character That Pretended

so my siblings look like twins (they are not) and once again my bullshit brain was like hmmmm batfam. So here. Have some Cass and Tim twin content. Featuring my siblings’ and I’s answers to:

”are you twins?”

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Tim: we used to be.

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Cass: Legally? No. Biologically? No. Genetically? Also no.

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Tim: you can see her too?

Cass: *fucking disappears*

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Tim: we are, but we were separated at birth so she’s older now.

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Cass: That’s a long story. So here it is! It all started in the summer of 1783…..

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Tim: well, not until after the accident.

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Cass: After the witch got us, no.

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Tim: She’s actually a failed clone experiment. Or was that me? -

Cass: he’s actually adopted but we are biological twins.

- Tim: yes but we have separate fathers. - Cass: *Ditto from Pokémon sounds* - Tim: Well you see I was an only child for 15 years but around 1444 I was standing in the swamp, covered in frogs, but these frogs had human eyes. They also had human feet but that’s not relevant to the story— that’s when the biggest, Jeramiah, started to speak… - Cass: father actually summoned us from hell so we’re not related in any way except that we both possessed the same body for a while until Tim got a separate one. - Tim: I had one but she died five years ago this very day. She died in a tragic bathroom accident. Fell in the toilet.

fucking gotem lmao

GET THEM OFF MY HEAD GET THEM OFF MY HEAD GET THEM OFF MY HEA-

I love aus where sqq starts raising monsters because he's a huge nerd so much. I think it would be super funny also if as a consequence of this lbh started developing insecurities that no one else would ever have

Sqq: ahh binghe look!! The human-faced python caterpillars have begun to molt on the corpse pile they made!! So cool! :D

Lbh thinking angrily: if I was a human-faced python caterpillar I would molt twice as good on a corpse pile twice as big as this just for shizun

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It’s my personal belief that Cassandra Cain is autistic

My favorite smart Shawn moment that I haven’t seen anyone talk about was in the alien episode in S5e3. It was during the part where everyone in the station was laughing at Shawn for believing in aliens and thinking he’s an idiot, and Henry, Lassie and Juliet were telling him that he was making a fool of himself or whatever when Shawn turned the desk fan on and spilled papers all over the place, and he kept trying to pick them up but they just kept going everywhere and they told him to leave.

And I remember when I first watched that scene feeling a huge wave of second-hand embarrassment for Shawn until he walked away with Gus only to reach inside his jacket and pull out really important papers for the case that they didn’t want him to have.

HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE‼️ I fucking love it when he uses the way everyone views him to his advantage. Makes me go absolutely feral.

wait a second...this is just like one of my chinese danmeis

I screamed “NO!” And paused the episode as soon as I heard “the world is a vampire” I truly got scared

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They are driving me up a wall at high speeds

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