That Awkward Moment When Your Boyfriend Drinks Blue Powerade And Starts Telling Everyone He's The Messiah

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Hello my friend!

Can I request a Bob x male reader (he/they) and it's a movie night! Like it can be platonic, romantic, whatever you want !

Maybe it is some time after the event during thunderbolt, and they are in the Tower. It's like a bounding time for the new avengers?

I just want to give him a big hug because he deserves it you know 🥹 (Love him so much)

(like always, your fanfics are amazing)

Thank you !!

Thunderbolts x Male reader / Bob Reynolds x Male reader

Type: fluff/comfort

Relationship: romantic with Bob

Summary: On one of Alexei’s imposed movie nights, reader decides to show the team Dear Evan Hansen which seems to really affect them.

Set after the events of Thunderbolts

No use of Y/N

He/they pronouns for reader

1438 words

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They called themselves the New Avengers. However when the team consisted of Bucky, an ex hydra assassin, Yelena, an ex-widow, Alexei, a Russian captain America bootleg, John, a failed new Captain America who had killed an innocent in front of a lot of people, Ava, a shield reject turned mercenary, [reader], the last survivor of hydra’s augmented people since Wanda had passed, who had multiple times rejected the Avengers title and, Bob, the mystery man, it was hard for the public to see them as a good replacement of the original Avengers.

None the less, a few months after the events with the void the team had settled into a comfortable routine in the Avengers tower. Said routine was especially adored by Alexei, who was the proud creator of weekly karaoke night, weekly game night and weekly movie night. All which was had obligatory attendance for every member of the team.

Tonight was movie night.

“A musical, really?” groans Walker, resting his head on the back of the couch on which he had decided to take up a lot of space.

“Yes, a musical, John. You know there isn’t just action movies in life.” [reader] responded semi-harshly as he sat down on the other end of the couch.

“I thought we were watching Top Gun.” Yelena says as she enters the room with popcorn and other snacks, putting them down on the table for everyone to enjoy.

“No that’s next week, that’s Bob’s movie choice, tonight is mine.” The young man smiles at her as she offers him some chocolate. “I’m sure you’ll like it.” The ex-widow simply hums and goes to sit down.

“And when is it MY turn to choose the movie?” Walker interjects.

“Never.” Ava says suddenly reappearing next to John and scaring the shit out of him.

“Jesus dude, I told you to stop doing that!” The ex-soldier yells.

Everyone else laughs, even Alexei as he steps into the room. “She got you good Mister Walker.”

Alexei sits down next to Yelena and she leans slightly onto him. Ava chooses to lay on the floor close to the snacks table. Bucky arrives soon after and sits between Alexei and Walker. A few minutes later Bob arrives.

“I finished doing the dishes, we can start now.” He says quietly.

“Thank you Bob.” [reader] says sending him a warm smile and patting the space next to him on the couch. An invitation that the other young man cannot resist.

As everyone is settled with their snacks ready, the movie starts to play. The movie is about high school student Evan struggling with mental health. When another student, Connor, commits suicide people start believing Evan was his friend as they find a letter Evan wrote to himself in the student’s bag. Evan not wanting to explain that he writes letters to himself and seeing this as an opportunity to get closer to his crush, the dead student’s sister, fakes having been Connor’s friend.

“So they were friends?” John asks.

“No they were not.” Alexei answers.

“But we see them hanging out now.” continues Walker.

“It’s a representation of what Evan is writing in the fake e-mails dumbass, this is not real Connor.” replies Ava.

As the movie escalates and Evan’s mental health gets worse when his faking of the friendship is revealed [reader] feels Bob tense against them. The young man looks at him, Bob feeling eyes on him turn to look at [reader] who has a worried look on their face.

“I’m okay.” whispers Bob.

The chorus of the song starts:

‘On the outside, always looking in.

Will I ever be more than I've always been?

'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass.

I'm waving through a window’

[reader] hears Bob’s breath start to quicken.

‘So I wait around for an answer to appear

While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass

I'm waving through a window, oh

Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me?’

Suddenly Bob stands up.

“I need to pee.” He says in a shaky voice before almost running out of the room.

[reader] quickly follows Bob out of the room. The others notice but are too into the movie to join the situation, they know anyway that if anybody can handle Bob it’s [reader], so their attention goes back to the song.

“Bob? Bob are you okay?” the young man asks as Bob sits down in the kitchen his head in his hands and breathing fast. “hey look at me, I’m with you okay.” [reader]’s hands are on Bob’s knees as he kneels in front of him. “I’m right there… I see you.” The young avenger leans their head onto Bob’s, closing their eyes and breathing loudly but slowing as a way to try make Bob’s breathing match theirs. It works, Bob’s breathing slows and [reader] feels the man’s arms around him, hugging him, so they hug him back. “Bob?”

“I’m fine, I’m fine now. Thank you.” The blue eyed man says as he pull away and look at the person in front of him in the eyes.

“Okay, do you want to talk about it now or do you want to go back to the others and finish the movie?” [reader] asks.

“I want to finish the movie.” He whispers.

“Okay, let’s go.” [reader] takes Bob’s hand in theirs and guides him back to the living room. The two of them sitting back in the same places, only slightly closer this time and holding hands for comfort. The others don’t even notice they’re back.

‘Today. It feels a little closer’ the shot shifts from Evan to the apple orchards before fading to black and the credits start. [reader] turns the lights back on.

“Waw… that was...”Starts Yelena, her head in her dad’s lap.

“Yeah.” Agrees Bucky.

“I told you guys it was good.” the young man sighs.

“Walker are you crying?” Ava suddenly says.

“N-No what the fuck?” The military man asserts.

As everyone turns to look at him they notice his red eyes.

“Oh my god you WERE crying!” Yelena says excitedly as she sits back up.

“No I was not! I was basically sleeping through the movie from how boring it was.” Walker tries to lie.

“You know it’s okay I cried too.” Bob says quietly, making everyone turn toward him this time.

[reader] smiles at him. “So did I.”

“I might have shed a tear as well.” Ava joins.

“I still have tears in my eyes.” Adds Yelena.

“My face is very wet. Touch it, it’s so wet.” says Alexei.

“I could have cried.” Bucky finally joins the group.

“Yeah okay so we’re all crybabies, you guys happy?” Groans John.

“Very.” [reader] says. “But since everyone cried, just checking, is everyone okay?” The young man chuckles. A series of “yeah” and “I’m fine” echo in the room.

“Okay no fuck that shit guys, improvised group therapy now. Come on.”

The team groans but don’t complain much more. Group therapy happened a lot around here, scheduled or not.

“I-I got emotional with the song ‘Waving Through a Window’, it reminded me of how I feel useless or invisible sometimes.” Bob confesses.

“You’re not useless.” Says Bucky.

“Yeah, we see you Bob.” continues Yelena. She take a deep breath before starting “I related to Evan, the loneliness he felt.”

“You’re not alone Lena.” Alexei smiles at her.

“None of us are.” [reader] speaks up and squeezes Bob’s hand that still was in theirs.

“I related to Connor, being mean feels easy when you’re in pain.” Ava says looking down.

“yeah, it does.” John whispers.

Silence falls in the room. Everyone taking the other’s states and confessions in when a chuckle is heard, Bob’s chuckle. [reader] turns to him raising an eyebrow inquisitively. The two look at each other and start laughing. Yelena and Ava look at each other as well before joining the fit of laughter.

“What’s happening?” asks Walker.

The whole team starts laughing either from the awkwardness of the situation or because the others laughing is making them laugh.

“What a team.” Says Ava.

“The dream team! The Avengerzzz!” yells Alexei.

Groans are heard.

“Please stop with that” Yelena tells her dad.

“Alright, good movie and good group therapy, I’m going to my room now. Good night.” Bucky says as he stands up and leaves. Everyone answers good night.

Soon enough everyone has gone back to their rooms except for Bob and [reader]. The two stay sat close and holding hands. Discussing every detail of the movie. The night continues on and they don’t move, eventually falling asleep, both leaning on each other, their fingers intertwined.

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English is not my first language.

A little short by I hope you’ll like it.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UPPP, JUDT WATCH THE FALL GUY WITH RYAN GOSLING IN THEATERSSS HE IS SO FINEEE

It's so cute omg !!!

Pietro Maximoff x GN Reader

Request : Hi !Can I request a Pietro Maximoff (atj) x Gn reader ? It’s the morning after a sexy time and it’s just a loving and cuddly morning with a lot of hugs ?If you decide to write it and if it’s not making you uncomfortable, please take your time to create it :) (your fics are amazing !)Thank you !

Type : Fluff, with a bit of spice

Relationship : Getting together

Summary : In the morning Pietro reveals his romantic side with breakfast in bed and cuddles

Warnings : So Fluffy you’ll throw up, pancakes

The avengers all live together in the compound and obviously Pietro survived Ultron

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Your eyes slowly opens, letting rays of sunshine blind you softly, squinting your eyes you pull the blanket over your head, moaning a complain.

As your awaken under the covers, memories of the night before come back to you. Pietro and you pressed up against one another, both moaning in pleasure and hips thrusting harshly. Nightly activities that had last for hours before you both collapsed onto your bed, breathless, falling asleep almost instantly.

As you remember it all, your hands run up your body, checking that yes, indeed, you were still naked under the covers of  your bed. Your cheeks began to heat up, leaving you with a hidden red face.

Suddenly, you feel Pietro move by your side. You must have woken him up you thought, though you still hoped it wasn’t your complains that got him out of his peaceful sleep but instead the sun coming through the windows. You knew he hated to be woken up early and you feared he’d get mad if it was your fault, your body tenses up, but all you hear is  a quiet laugh coming from him. Then the covers get lifted up from your face, delicately and Pietro’s blue eyes meet yours. You join him, both of you laughing loudly.

“Good morning my love” He whispers, an obvious grin on his face.

“Hm.. Good morning Pietro” You let out, barely audible.

“Waking up’s hard isn’t” He mocks you, ironic, coming from him.

“Hm Hm very much so, I’m still tired from the night” You tease him.

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Your back hits the wall harshly, sending shivers through your whole body. You let out a brief moan at the collision but quickly enough Pietro’s mouth meets yours, almost desperately, his tongue exploring your the interior of your mouth smoothly, leaving you both breathless. His hands are holding your waist with a tight grip while yours are behind his neck, gripping his hair, holding on for dear life.

“Hm, wait, Pietro, babe, I need to get my pass out to open my door…” You manage to stutter and your bodies separate much to your dislike.

Pietro simply stands there, already picturing you naked as his eyes don’t leave your body a single second. You quickly reach into your pocket, get your card out and unlock your door with a little beep sound. Instantly as your door opens Pietro grabs your legs to lift you up and you now have your legs around his legs and your hands are back behind his neck looking for stability.

“Those are some strong muscles you have there” You laugh.

“You like it babe?”He answered to your remark.

“Very much” You whisper with a grin.

Finally close to your bed he lays you down with care, place a quick kiss onto your lips before going to close your door.

“Let’s get in started Y/N” He says as he approaches you again. A big smile forming on his lips.

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His head flops back into the bed frame with a little thud, a huge smile had formed on his lips. His arms are crossed behind his head, exposing his naked bust. Sending you shivers, and a flashback of last night; you with your head buried in his chest, moaning his name.

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“Oh my god Pietro! Faster! Please!” Your loud moans echoing in the room. As Pietro grunts on top of you.

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With a new desire for contact again, you throw your arm over his stomach and lay your head on his chest. His body temperature is still very high though naked and it warms your very own naked structure.

“Last night was great, and I mean, really, really great Y/N” Pietro says as his left arm comes down to find yours. His fingers starting to draw figures on your skin. Your eyes closes back from the pleasure.

“Hm yes, I had lots of… fun.”Your voice was still unsteady.

Pietro laughs sweetly before placing a kiss on your head, one of his hands finds its way to your hair and he starts petting it. You relax into his touch, and to give him some affection as well, your hand on his chest begins to caress his side slowly and your lover lets out a deep sigh of pleasure. You two love birds stay laid together that way for a long time, enjoying the feeling of each other’s skin, breathing in the other’s smell, and you listening to his heartbeat that had a very calm rhythm. But time got back to you as your stomach growled, you were hungry.

“Someone’s hungry!” Pietro remarks.

“Hm yeah, actually I’d kill for some food right now”You realise as you speak that you were in fact very hungry since you haven’t eaten since yesterday and it was now 10am.

As ou finish your sentence, you feel Pietro removing himself from under you with care.

“Alright, you stay there I’ll make us breakfast”He somewhat orders.

Not leaving you time to answer, he speeds his way into clothes and then out of the room. You were now all by yourself in your room, left naked in your bed. Naked… You realise now is a good time to put your clothes back, nothing complicated, just sweats, after all you didn’t have anything planned today so why dress up. Up and wandering around in your room, your gaze lends on your mirror and you can’t help but blush as you spot hickeys colouring your neck and collarbone. You feel like screaming from joy right now, last night was one of the best in your life and you’ll be sure to never forget it. After a few minutes you decide to go back into bed and wait for Pietro there. You didn’t have to wait too long as your lover came back, holding a plate full of pancakes in one hand and two cups of hot chocolate in the other.

“Hey Y/N darling, I know you missed me but I’m back now don’t worry” He says, smiling.

“I did miss you actually Pietro” You smile back at him.

You move a bit to the side of the bed and straightening the covers so the speedster can put the breakfast down on the bed. After he makes sure everything is standing straight and won’t fall over and dirty the covers, his eyes lift up and meet yours, his smiles instantly grow wider.

“Can I kiss you again?” He asks.

You simply nod in response. Your lips meet sweetly, the kiss was very tender with no sexual innuendos behind it. His hand moves up to your cheek cupping your head in a loving manner. And the both of you keep kissing the other again and again until another growl is heard coming from your stomach making you both laugh.

“Okay let’s eat now”You decide.

Follows a sweet scene of you and Pietro eating breakfast, alternating between comfortable silences and laughs, with loving side-glances being throw every now and then. When you’re finished eating, Pietro quickly run and put everything away before coming back and going back to bed with you.

“So I was thinking…”He starts.

“Oh you were”You joke.

“Shush Y/N this is important”He laughs.

“Right, go on”You simply say looking at him with a bit of concern.

“So I was thinking… that I really like you, and after last night I can now state that you like me back”He looks at you and you nod “so… I was wondering if you would… be in a relationship with me?”To relax the mood he wiggles his eyebrows as he says the last part.

“Yes, yes I definitely would Pietro”You nod frantically.

“YES! that’s nice, cool, great” He seems really excited and relieved.

Your head slowly finds it’s way back to his chest.

“It’s really cool”You whisper to yourself.

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A/N: There you go, thank you for requesting.

I tried something new with the flasbacks, let me know what you think.

!Reminder that english is not my first language, be kind in the comments!

homosexuals!!

women with children!!

ex ex lovers!!

and a teeny tiny band!!

welcome to!! wano arc!!

Look at my cute, snarky lil Surgeon of Death who is not so lil 😍

Then at the same time he has tHiS fUcKiNg SeXy SmIrK WTFFFF DKDJXJSJFJ

The things I would let him do to me istg 😩

I wanna say the most down bad shit right now djdjcjdjcj

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FUCK YEAH ! Thanks bro, love it !

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Stephen Strange x Male reader

Request : Can I request a Stephen Strange x Male reader where the reader call him “Daddy” accidentally (you know it’s not) and it turn him on ? And with a lot of praise and a cute aftercare ?

Type : Smut, bit of fluff at the end

Relationship : married

Summary : As your husband comes out of the shower, towel around his hips you can’t help but let out a unintentional “Daddy”

Warnings : swearing, praise, daddy kink, unprotected sex

! Reader is AMAB !

Bottom!Reader

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There’s nothing quite like a good, hot shower in the morning. It was 7am and Stephen had to get ready to take care of the Sanctum Sanctorum which was the place you lived in as well since you were the husband of the famous sorcerer, Doctor Strange. Life with Stephen wasn’t easy, far from that. You were often scared of loosing him suddenly, like you thought you had when you had learned about his car accident, and then again during the blip.

But today had started just right, with you waking up in Stephen’s arms in a comfortable heat beneath blankets. Unwillingly Stephen had to let go off you and went for a shower, so you took your time wake up, go on your phone. You didn’t realise how long had passed, last in your screen when your husband’s silhouette appeared in the door frame. And he was wearing just his soft, white blanket, wrapped loosely around his waist. And suddenly your gaze was stuck on him.

“Darling, do you know where my clean underwear are ?” Stephen asked while searching in his wardrobe desperately for clean boxers.

No answer.

Stephen turns to look at you and sees you staring at him, visibly gone somewhere or thinking very hardly about something.

“Earth to Y/N, I need you, come back"he snaps his fingers.

"Daddy” You suddenly say, letting him know what was on your mind.

“Oh, oh… So that’s what you were daydreaming about sweetheart” He smirks.

“Uh… Yeah…” You get all flustered and look down.

Slowly, Stephen approaches you and holds your chin up with his fingers.

“Actually, it’s ‘yes, daddy’, got it ?"Stephen says in a teasing tone, clearly liking the situation.

"Y-yes, daddy” You swallow hard.

“Good boy” Stephen says before going for a kiss.

A heated making out session begins, Stephen on top of you in the bed, his hands roaming around your body, touching every part that were begging to be touched in that moment. His hands, shakingly caressing your thighs, grabbing your neck and already teasing your crotch. His moves left you breathless, hornier than ever.

“Please, Daddy, I-I want more…” Y/N says with a moan.

“If you want more then be a good boy and get on your knees.” He managed to say firmly but sweetly at the same time.

“Yes, Daddy”You say, quickly getting up from the bed and getting on your knees in front of Stephen.

He stands up, his crotch, only covered by the towel just a few inches from your face. You swallow hard thinking of the situation, though you had been together for a while you still couldn’t get pass the nervousness that came with the intimacy.

“Now baby boy I want you to take off my towel, with your teeth.”He says, holding your chin up and staring at you right in the eyes.

You can’t find the strength to answer, so you do as your told, closing the gap between your face and his crotch. You bite into the towel that was hanging low around his hips and begin pulling it. But you had lowered your eyes.

“Look at me while you do it Y/N”He whispers.

You lift your gaze up to meet his eyes, and continue to pull the towel that seems to be coming very easily, as if Stephen had known he’d need it loose for this occasion. Comes the moment falls from hips, and you’re left the towel in your mouth with a naked and still a bit wet Stephen. Breathing just became harder and harder with every passing second.

“You look so hot with that towel in your mouth, keep it, as a gag”

You just nod your head, feeling excited pulses going down your crotch, that’s when you notice Stephen was himself very excited and already erected before your eyes. He puts his hand in your hair, petting it slowly.

“Such a good boy for me”He hums.

Your eyes close from the pleasure.

“I think I’m just going to straight up fuck you my darling, I can’t resist you like this”And once he was finished talking he went behind you, pulling you and putting your bust on he bed, just leaving your still dressed lower body out of the bed, right in front of him.He lowers himself on top of you, getting his head close to yours.

“I’m gonna take your clothes off and fuck you now okay”It wasn’t a question but still you nodded your head.

Now a bit faster than before, he took your pants and your boxer off, now pressing himself on your ass. He growls deeply, definitely as excited as you were. His hand comes down to start teasing your hole, slowly. You start moaning into the towel. Stephen now licks his fingers before getting one in you, starting to stretch you out. His finger inside you feels so good but still you keep wanting more so you start moving your hips onto his finger, showing him your desires.

“A bit impatient uh Baby? okay, okay calm down”He says as he slides a second finger in you, teasing ever so sweetly.

You continue to moan, louder and louder into the towel as a stretches you out with the second and then third finger. Stephen then feels that you are ready and position himself on your entrance.

“You’ve been such a good boy Y/N now’s the time for me to give it to you”He whispers as he slides his cock in, and you stop breathing for a second.

“Gooood boy, goood boy”

His breathing accelerates as you slide in and out slowly.

Starts an act of pure bestiality, groans can be heard from outside the room, Stephen joining you in the thrusts, finding your prostate and hitting it with each movement. His hands hold your waist strongly in way that will definitely leave marks but oh boy do you like that and keep moaning into the towel biting it harshly. The room heating around you as your pleasure intensifies, sex with Stephen was always an adventure, exploring each other’s bodies and trying new things all the time, something you really liked about him.

“Such a sweet boy, taking it so good, so good for Daddy” Stephen groaned in your ear, making you shiver.

“Keep going, go back and forth go boy, you’re so good to Daddy”Stephen now appears close to his climax.

And so are you with his sweet words spinning in your head, you were a good boy.

“Come on baby, I’m close, hm, g-go on” Speaking became harder as he felt the orgasm building up.

You were completely breathless under him, rocking yourself on his cock almost instinctively, in and out, in and out. You started to lose control slowly feeling your own orgasm coming up, your dick ready to explode. And with a few last hard thrust you came on the bed and on your stomach, biting the towel as hard as you could. This towel will be deformed from your lust forever. Stephen didn’t last very long after you and came inside you. Your movements slowly stopped, Stephen now resting on top of you. Your bodies almost stuck to one another from the sweat. Your husband now reaches for the towel in your mouth taking it out slowly.

“hmm, that was good, thanks Daddy…”You said tiredly.

“You’re welcoming darling”He whispered before placing a kiss on your neck.

Stephen slowly gets out of you, making you groan, complaining. He then grab the towel and cleane you before tenderly picking you up and placing you on the bed before putting the covers on top of you.

“I’m going to make us some tea and then we’ll cuddle okay?”He said quickly  putting clothes on and heading for the door.

You just nodded, closing your eyes to rest.

After a few minutes, he came back with two cups of your favourite black tea. He walked slowly over to you, handing you your cup.

“it’s hot” He warned you.

“You’re hot”You laughed.

He joined you, you both laughing sweetly.

“I guess I’ll have to take another shower now…”He said looking at you both’s sweaty bodies.

“Hm, too bad”you laughed again.

Now both of you were under the covers, your bodies pressed against each other in a loving manner.

“I love you” Stephen whispered looking you in the eyes.

“I love you too”You said smiling.

You kissed, tired but happy, feeling comfortable here, just the two of you.

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AN: Alright there you go bro, sorry it took me some time.

!Reminder that english is not my first language, be kind in the comments!

I saw this on insta and needed to repost

am I into bdsm then? lmao

Burr : Old man lol.

Shiro : And I took that personally.

i rewatched HTTYD 1 the other night (for the millionth time lol) and I was fully aware of my love of Toothless being a giant cat, but I kinda forgot how awesome it is when he gets to be OP

like this guy shoots nuclear blasts out of his mouth REGULARLY

he took down the evil tyrant dragon almost entirely by himself

He blew up a glacier and took down the alpha in the second movie to save his best friend

he was the most terrifying thing in Viking lore for hundreds of years because no one could see him and he'd just fly by and, again, NUKE EVERYTHING. AND THEN LEAVE.

I love when we get reminded how formidable of a force Toothless is