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A Zaddy ? (Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal x male reader fluff)

Request: Helloooo dear friend. May I request a fluff with Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal ? Reader and Pedro are joking around in an interview and accidentally confirm they're dating please🙏 Male reader! 

Pairings: Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal x male reader 

Synopsis:  It’s time for thirst tweet !

Tw: Thirst tweet, spicy fluff, Daddy kink (it’s Pedro Pascal so)

Note: Heey ! It took me a long time and I’m sorry for that but here it is, I hope you will like. Thanks again for requesting it, it was fun to write this :)

Dating Pedro is amazing, he is sweet, funny and you never find yourself without a smile beacause of his goofiness. The two of you met on the set of “The Mandalorian” and since your first conversation, you were always together. It was not a surprise when Pedro asked you to be his boyfriend after 2 years of friendship and it was not a surprise when you said yes.

Your decided to keep your relationship secret, only your families and closes, closes fiends knew about it and it was perfect. The only things which was complicated was to not shows any affection to the other when you were on the red carpet or in an interview. Especially when the both of you can’t keep your hands on each other.This didn't go unnoticed by your fans and internet became a mess a debates of "yes or no you two are together". It was fun and neither you or Pedro were helping with the time to time "friendly photo" posted on Instagram which increases more the doubt of it.

You were now doing the promo for your new show "The last of us" with your co-stars. It was amazing receving all the thanks from the fan of the game and the interviewers were really nice with everyone. At the same time, you were also making all the famous youtube videos, which brings us to this very moment: having to read the famous thirst tweet proposed by BuzzFeed:

Y/N: Hi ! I'm Y/N L/N

Pedro: I'm Jose Perdo Balmaceda Pascal !

Y/N: And we are here for the thirsts tweet.

Pedro: You're welcome.

You looked at each other before laughing.

??: Guys we didn't even start.

Pedro: Right right sorry, you have the honor of reading the first one darling.

Y/N: Why thank you Honey. Here we go : "I'm sure that Y/N's and Pedro Pascal's hugs are the sweetest."

Pedro: Only Y/N's

Y/N: That's not the truth, he has the best one. But yeah we give a lot of big hugs ! Thank you it was a nice one.

Pedro: Okay my turn: "The last of us : two daddies all sweaty for us to see. They know what they are doing."

Pedro laugh to himself and you gave him a sort of funny stare.

Y/N: What ?

Pedro: Welcome to the "Daddy club".

Y/N: What an honour, please teach me your ways.

You laugh too when Pedro lightly shoves you. 

Y/N: But yeah we are sweating a lot in this show.

Pedro: Thanks the director.

It was your turn to read the next one and before reading it out loud, you show it to your lover and you share a look of somewhat understanding.

Y/N: "They're together, no one can change my mind and having a threesome with them is a goal for me."

The both of you respond at the same time.

Pedro: Yes we are !

Y/N: No thanks.

Your head had never turned that fast when you heard what Pedro has said. He looks at you and with the look of shock written on your face he realised what was happening. Not a sound was heard, not even the people in the back to tell you to continue.

Y/N: Did you just spill out that we are together ?

Pedro: Huum yeah maybe ?

He made one of his best goofy smile and you can't help but laugh of what is happening. You softly hit your boyfriend on the shoulder making him laugh in return.

Y/N: Idiot.

Pedro: Well you love me.

Y/N: Unfortunately yes.

Pedro: Hey !

It was Pedro's turn to kindly hit you however the smile on both of your face never disappears.

Pedro: I think this video will be the perfect way to annonce it

Y/N: No shit, Internet will explode because of us.

Pedro: And there will be so much more edits.

You groan a little but you are somewhat relieved that you will not need to hide your relationship anymore amd finally free to show your love for Pedro in public.

???: Do you want to continue ?

Y/N: Oh absolutely, it's not this that will stop us to read thirst tweet.

Pedro: And don't cut what happened.

Pedro took the next tweet.

Pedro: "I want to be crushed by Y/N's thighs. Please choke me." Haha me too

He smiles at the camera and your eyes widened

Y/N: Oh god...but I mean, if you want ? Might hurt a little bit.

You read the one you pick and nod your head.

Y/N: "I'm the only one who think that Pedro's moustache is the most sexy thing in the world ? Like eat me with this like a starved man ?" Yes, mustaches are sexy and his is the best you can find.

Pedro: Thank you. A lot of peoples started to likes mustaches in this year.

Y/N: Yeah, thanks to Miles Teller or Aaron Tailor-Johnson and certainly you.

Pedro laugh loudly when you touch his mustache but doesn't stop you.

You continue to read the suggested thirst tweets fpr the video while responding with your own answers, laughing with the people behind the camera and, since the truth has vome out, flirting with each like two teenagers.

You held the last tweet for Pedro to read. He had a moment of confusion as he read it, stumbling over one word in particular :

Pedro: "Agree with me but Pedro is a Zaddy."

A Zaddy ? What is it ? I heard it before but I don't remember.

You blush at this tweet but explain to him what  is the meaning.

Y/N: Well, it's kind of the next level of the Daddy state of mind. Much older and more charismatic. It suits you.

Pedro: Oh ! I remember ! It's what you called me last-

Y/N: Nope.

You quickly cover his mouth with your hands, wearing a beautiful blush and a flushed face.

Giving the best smile you have, you look at the camera, still covering Pedro's mouth.

Y/N: Well it's the end of the thirst tweets. Thank you for watching us and thank you for watching "The Last of Us". I hope will like it ! Bye !

Pedro waves goodbye too and the video ended here. After the two of you went backstage in your “room”, you looked at each other before bursting of laughing.

Pedro: It was so fun Love !

Y/N: Yeah, it was ! Get ready for the next week to be the only subject on Twitter Honey.

Pedro nod his head and stare at you with a loving stare. He takes you in his arm and yours went on his neck, scratching his hair. Kssing you softly on your lips, you did the same with all the love you have for him.

Pedro: I love you my handsome boyfriend.

Y/N: And I love you more my handsome man.

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Thank you so much for reading this ! I hope you enjoyed this story !

Comments and reblogs are highly appriciated !

Sorry for my mistakes, english is not my first language :)

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Loki x gender neutral reader

Also known as "ShAPeS aNd cOloRs" (Inside joke with my dear friend who requested this)

Type: Fluff

Relation: Dating

Summary : braiding Loki's hair the night before a battle

Warnings : extreme Fluff

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" Ah, Loki honey here you are ! " You had been searching for Loki for 20 minutes now.

"Yes, my Royal beauty ?"He turned around and smirked at you.

"Is it true you're joining Thor's fight tomorrow? " Your voice was filled with concern, as it was every time Loki had to fight.

His eyes now avoiding your gaze he responded with a simple nod.

He couldn't stand seeing you afraid. To be honest he didn't really understand it either. How could you, Y/N, out of all people be concerned for him. You two had been dating for a few months now, and every day that went by he wondered whether it would be the day you would break up with him.

But you would never break up with him, you loved him with your whole heart. On the other hand, you new this whole loving thing was new for him, and he wasn't quite good with expressing his feelings yet, so you decided to just sit with him and start petting his hair.

He would never admit it, but he loved it.

"Can I braid your hair my prince" You had always wanted to see him with braids.

"You may my love" He sent you one last loving look before closing his eyes, enjoying your touch.

You took a first strand of his raven hair, contemplating it before starting to braid it. His hair was so soft, it slipped very easily between your fingers. You looked at him, peaceful and beautiful, André all the fear you had in you disappeared, all that was left was this moment.

Loki could've stay like this forever, in this peaceful room with the person he loved most in the world loving him, touching him. For once, he felt completely safe.

"Stay with me tonight, please" He suddenly said, his magnificent green eyes looking at you.

"Of course, anything for you my prince" You smiled gently.

Loki smiled back.

"And you're all done ! You look stunning ! You said looking at the braids

"I indeed look good, I may keep it for tomorrow" He got up and looked himself up and down, visibly loving this new look.

"Now I want my payment for these perfect braids " You said laying yourself down on the bed.

"And what shall it be ? " He said intrigued.

"I... Want cuddles" You patted the bed.

He rolled his eyes and laughed.

"Come on ! " He said, inpatient.

"Fine sweetheart I'm coming" He did as said and took the little spoon position.

"I hope you don't have to pee because I won't let you go till morning honey" You whispered in his neck, placing a sweet kiss.

"I shall be fine, do not worry" He said closing his eyes

And that is how you both fell asleep, cuddling, not thinking about anything but this moment you were sharing.

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Happy late birthday to my bro who requested this !

Reminder English is not my first language :)

Yes.

me: [watching bullet train for the billionth time for the plot]

the plot:

Look at my cute, snarky lil Surgeon of Death who is not so lil 😍

Then at the same time he has tHiS fUcKiNg SeXy SmIrK WTFFFF DKDJXJSJFJ

The things I would let him do to me istg 😩

I wanna say the most down bad shit right now djdjcjdjcj

Actors and Actors (Timothée Chalamet x GN reader fluff)

Request: Yes

Pairing: Platonic Timothée Chalamet x GN reader fluff

Synopsys: You and Timothée are doing the 'Actors on Actors' interview

Tw: Nothing pure fluff

Note: I wrote it for a friend and I hope you will like it! There is a bit of French in this fic but don't worry the translation is at the end :)

“Here?” you said while pointed to one of the empty chairs.

    The assistant nodded and you sat down, followed by the one and only Timothée Chalamet, your partner for Variety Fair’s famous video ‘Actors on Actors’. When he was finally well-seated, he looked at you and took the nervous smile on your face and the fidgeting of your fingers.

“Hey, everything will be fine, I mean, I know that I am handsome, but I don’t bite.” He said with a cheeky smile, trying to calm your nervous mind. It worked with the laugh you let out at his comment, and you were grateful for his gesture to ease your mind.

To say that you were on edge is an understatement, you were so anxious for today. It was your first time filming a big video like ‘Actors on Actors’ and for a big company like Variety Fair. As a French actor, you got a pretty important role in the movie “The Fall Guy” directed by David Leitch and it was one of the best moments of your career. You had a really good time with everyone on the set and being able to play with so many incredible actors was amazing. With the movie’s good appreciations, Variety have chosen and paired you with Timothée Chalamet after his spectacular performance in “Dune part II” and maybe because the two of you can speak French.

“I hope that you don’t because it was not the plan of filming a horror movie.” You said trying to match his playfulness.

Timothée shrugged with an upside-down smile, and you chuckled back before the interviewer told you that the filming was starting. Both of you readjust your posture in the chairs and you give yourself a small prep talk.

“So, first of all, congratulation on both of your movie, you two gave us amazing acting.”

“Thank you, but we really should congrats more Timothée for his role of Paul Atreides because it was breathtaking!”

“I know right.” He said with a small smirk

“Oh yeah, I mean, how you play this character, the accuracy with the book, everything! I saw this movie so many times with how much it impacted me, and I wanted to see all the small details that I could have missed. I know that we already talked a little bit about it but does the character of Paul Atreides affected you like he affected the audience?”

You asked him with stars in your eyes. As a lover of the book series, you couldn’t help but gush about it. Timothée took a bit of time to think about it and seeing your excitement made him smile.

“Of course, it was inevitable. Paul is a very complex character to play and engage with. A lot happened to him in the book with his sudden change of scenery in the second part of the first book, I needed to grasp his new attitude and his way of thinking. I am thankful for the help of Denis and his knowledge of the universe; it really helped me understand the character and I know that a part of Paul will always be in me.”

You snort at the way he phrased it and Timothée sends you a wink with a knowing smile while the people around you rolled their eyes playfully or hidden their laugh.

“We always take a small or a big part of the character that we play. For now, and forever, I’ll always sing when their chocolate.” You chuckled.

“Mais maintenant parlons un peu plus de toi* !” You nod, understanding him. “It was your first international movie, right? How did you find it? Saw a lot of difference between French movies?”

 “Le fait qu’il n’y ait aucune baguette au petit-déjeuner, j’ai dû m’adapté…**” You said, faking a tear, while he grins when he saw the look of pure confusion on the face of the filming director.

“To be more serious, it was a wonderful first experience, yes there was differences and at first, I was so scared of doing something the wrong way or saying lines in French, but David quickly reassured me and told me how he liked to work with the actor. Also, my character was a lot on screen with Winston Duke’s so we bound pretty quicky and he gave me a lot of tips that I cherished for next movies. Overhaul, everyone was cool when I made small mistakes, I really appreciate the time on the set, and I saw Ryan Gosling for real, so a win is a win.”

Timothée nodded his head at your answer, and you continue to question and laugh at what the other says. You talked about your different roles, things that inspired both of you and the different countries you went to for a set, cracking jokes between everything and talking with the people around you to share experience. The vibe was chill and you felt yourself not as anxious as before, everything went smoothly. Until…

“QUOI? TU VAS TE COUPER LES CHEVEUX ???***” You said with disbelief, wide eyes looking at the other actor and now friend.

“For a role yes and I need to grow a mustache.” He shrugs again, not seeing the heart breaking look you did.

You throw yourself at the ground, joining your hands together “praying”.

“R.I.P your long curly brown hair…You will be missed”

Timothée laughs loudly at the sight in front of him before showing his face in his hand, joining you fake misery. Grinning, you stood up and dusted your jeans before seating back on your chair.

“A bit dramatic don’t you think huh? It’s just hair.”

“Timmy, it’s the internet.”

He shook his head with a smile, and you raised your hands, shrugging back at him.

“Don’t tell me that I was right when you’ll do the reveal.”

    After this funny moment, the both of you answered some questions left about your career, next projects and about anything else, still laughing at silly jokes and arguing on what is the best French dish. You ended the shooting with agreeing on the Raclette with a handshake and you said again your appreciation.

    You and Timothée left the set and went to the dressing room to change and prepare for the famous ‘Actors on Actors’ shooting photo.

With the vibe of the filming still in the air between the two of you, it was a bit difficult to pose seriously and again laughers filled the room at both of your antics and silliness with the goofiest pose you could ever make together.

Finally, after taking an acceptable shot for Variety, you two leave the place and saw that it was dark outside.

“Man, I’m beat…is it always this exhausting?”

“Yup.”

You groaned and he patted your back affectionally.

“It was your first time; you’ll be used to it don’t worry and you did good. I had an amazing time with you."

You smile gratefully at his side, but you stop when you hear your stomach rumble which made Timothée grin.

“I know a place that make good thing if you’re hungry.”

“Lead the way then!”

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Translation:

*But now, let's talk about you!

**The fact that there were no baguettes during Breakfast...I got used to it

***WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO CUT YOUR HAIR???

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Thank you so much for reading this, I really hope that you liked it! :)

Sorry again for my grammar errors, English is not my first language :)

So what's your name? (Platonic Bad Omens X trans man Reader fluff/comfort)

Request: Nope

Pairing: Platonic Bad Omens x trans man reader

Synopsis: You came out as trans FTM to your friends, the Bad Omens boys.

Tw: brief mention of self-harm, self-loathing and dysphoria

Notes: You are all amazing and loved <3

Thank you @louis-the-french-one for beta reading this fanfic.

(picture found on Pinterest, not mine)

Today was the day you had decided to come out as a trans man to Bad Omens. You were friends with Folio and when he joined the band, he kind of dragged you with him for the adventure because: “everyone will love you and you are important for the group” he had said, to which you shrugged but you still went with it. You didn’t know that this decision would lead you to meet those who would become your best friends.

You helped with the merch selling during tours and would help Matt as much as you could so as to not feel like you were doing nothing. It made your relationship with the different boys grow a lot and you will be forever grateful. With Folio, nothing has changed, you two stayed best friends and will forever. There are still funny banters and playful teasing between you two, but you know that you can go to him if anything happens. His smile, as always, lights up your day. With the others, you had slowly gained their friendship and trust, you would often watch anime with Noah and would give each other recommendations; it slowly became a routine after shows or simply when in the house you all share. You bounded with Nicholas through his cats. You saw a photo of them one day, and as an animal lover, couldn’t help but to marvel at them, which later led to you showing pictures of your family pet to him and him more photo of his to you, the conversation flowing naturally between you and him. You were a bit intimidated by Jolly at first, but it quickly went away when you two talked about your respective home countries; you found his calm nature grounding.

So, you know that everything will be fine, they’re your friends, it is not a big deal, they’re not going to hate you, right? Of course, it is a big deal! You don’t come out as a transgender man like you say hello! You started overthinking again, and your mind found itself flooded with ‘What ifs’ of every bad scenario you could think about. Lost inside your own mind, you didn’t hear the different footsteps approaching you and someone sitting next to you on the sofa. You came to your senses when a hand was waved in front of your face, Folio’s. You jumped a little and turned around to be faced with Folio’s concerned expression.

“Dude, are you okay?”

“Yup, why?”

“You were zoning out for a solid minute when we arrived and you didn’t answer when I called your name.”

When Folio said “we”, you quickly looked around and saw that everyone was here, looking at you. You run your hand on your face and send them an apologetic smile.

“I’m sorry, I just have a lot going on in my mind.”

“You want to talk about it?” says Noah, sitting on the plush armchair next to you.

You stiffen a bit, which doesn’t go unnoticed by everyone. Folio places a hand on your knee, squeezing softy.

“It’s ok if you don’t want to, no pressure!”

Your fingers started fidgeting, anxiously doubting again if it is really a good idea to tell them now. However, you know that you can’t do it anymore, feeling the itch on your skin every time you hear your deadname, wanting to crawl out of your body because of dysphoria, all the scars…You couldn’t take it anymore, you need to tell your best friends. You breathe in and out trying to calm your nerves and to think about how you are going to tell them.

“I…I actually have something to tell you guys…”

            They all nod their head; Folio’s finger was still tracing random shapes on your knee while Jolly and Nick came to sit closer to you as well on the other sofa. Their presences were not pressing which eased you a bit. Exhaling nervously, you looked down and blurted out:

“I’m a boy.”

You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding. The silence you received from them made you start to overthink again. Did I say it too quickly? Are they gonna accept me? Of course, they’re gonna accept it… and again, and again. Lost in your own thoughts, you were still not facing them. You couldn’t see the kind look in their eyes and the gentle smile on their lips so you ramble anxiously:

“I mean, I’m trans and I’ve always been a boy but I didn’t tell you because I was scared of rejection and I’m sorry because I know that you would never do that but my mind always took over and made me think of all the bad possible outcomes and-“

            Stopping yourself from rambling, you breathed in and out to calm yourself down, and finally found the courage to look at them with a timid stare. Folio sighed and brought you into a side hug, your head finding itself in the crook of his neck.

“You don’t have to apologize you know… it’s a lot to come out and I can speak for everyone in this room when I say that we’re proud of you for it.”

            All the boys nodded their head, agreeing with Folio. Tears were welling up in your eyes but you didn’t want to cry now, you needed to stay strong. Nick quickly came next to you and encircled you with his arms, hugging you tightly.

“And it’s not going to change anything between all of us. You are one of the most amazing persons we’ve met and you’re literally our best friend! We could never hate you; we like you too much for that.”

            Nick smiled softly at you after his little speech which immediately brought out the tears you had been trying to hold back all along. They slowly rolled on your cheeks while you mouthed a ‘thank you’ to all of them. Jolly stood up, went behind the couch and ruffled your hair affectionately, it felt nice, making you lean into this comfortable feeling.

“So, what’s your name?” – Jolly

“Oh yeah, so we don’t deadname you anymore, sorry about that by the way…” – say Folio sheepishly.

            Sitting up, you shook your head at him. You didn’t want them to feel any guilt about this, it was not their fault that you did not tell them sooner, it would not be fair.

“Don’t apologize, you didn’t know so it’s not your fault. I’m not angry or mad or anything. I should have said something sooner.” You sniffed, trying to stop the tears. Noah saw it and quickly left, only to come back with a box of tissues a few seconds later. “My name is Y/N, if you could use it…”

“Of course we are going to use it!” – Nick

“That’s a cool name.” – Jolly

“It suits you.” – Noah

“Let’s welcome you properly! Group hug!” – Folio

            Quickly, you were engulfed by 4 pairs of arms, squeezing the life out of you. Of course, you return it and although you had managed to dry your tears, some rolled again with the support and love you felt in their hug. Yeah, its going to be okay, you don’t have to worry anymore, unless…

“Wait, I need to tell everyone now!” you say, realization in your voice.

“Yeah, but you’re not alone in this now.” Jolly patted your head again after saying it and smirked slightly: “I mean, we could be pretty menacing if someone give you shit about it.”

            Noah nodded his head and you see a determined glint in his eyes which made your laugh.

“I’ll remember that, thank you guys.”

“No problem!”

            After this moment, they did everything they could to help you during tour and in general in your daily life. Supporting you in every step of your transition and cheering when you got your first shot of testosterone. You couldn’t find words to express how grateful you were to be friends with all those amazing people… And indeed, they were pretty menacing when someone gave you shit about your gender.

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Thank you so much for reading this, I really hope that you liked it! :)

Sorry again for my grammar errors, English is not my first language :) and again thanks @louis-the-french-one

hey what mental disorder is listening to mitski and reading klance fanfic at nearly 4 in the morning