I Am Healthy, I Am Wealthy, I Am Rich, I Am That Bitch

Accurate.

Tangerine: *makes you jump*

Y/N: FUCK ME-

Tangerine: well if you insist

it’s a GREAT day to be bisexual

that awkward moment when your boyfriend drinks blue powerade and starts telling everyone he's the messiah

All the soundtracks from the HTTYD movies are so amazing. I'm not prone to crying, but every time I listen to THW soundtrack - every SINGLE time - I tear up. It's that moving. I just love these movies so much!!!

The soundtracks are yet another reason these movies are so spectacular.

✨Straw Hats X Warlords Outfit Swap!✨

Hiccup still gets a lot of criticism for his decisions in Httyd 2, but I feel like they make sense and it's because of the tv-shows.

He doesn't want to be chief?

Well, he just spent a whole year mapping the world outside of the Archipelago, that's a lot of freedom. So of course, he doesn't know who he is now and doesn't think his father's lifestyle fits with him.

And in that year, he almost did become chief when Stoick almost died. In that scene when Spitelout is sent out specifically to bring Hiccup home to succeed his dying father, they already call him chief! This, despite Hiccup's plea towards Spitelout to not say it.

Chiefdom for Hiccup means losing his father. (Which is exactly how he ended up becoming chief, too)

He thinks he can change Drago's Mind?

Of course, he does! Alvin switched sides, Dagur switched sides, Viggo saw dragons as something more. And let's not forget Stoick and his entire village, including Astrid and his friends.

In a way, he changed Mala's mind, too.

In a way, he changed the minds of the dragons about humans.

He tries to end a war by talking to a warmonger?

Again, of course, he does. He ended their war with the dragons, fought in a war with the Outcasts, then the Berserker, then the Hunters, then the Flyers.

Of course, he thinks he's just as capable of making the most responsible calls in war when he has fought in several ever since he was 15. This, although Stoick has decades more experience and actually met Drago before.

Not to mention that all of the bloodshed was on the side of the enemy, and RttE confirms this. Hunters and Flyers are dying in those battles.

If anything, Hiccup talking to Drago first is him giving Drago a chance to save himself and his men. Something Astrid pretty much confirms when she threatens Drago that he better not lay a hand on them or Hiccup and Toothless will blow his fleet to splinters.

Which, in the tv-shows, they do. And then Drago did end up dead at the end of the movie.

I'm always here for the one I love (Peter Parker x GN reader comfort)

Pairing: Peter Parker x GN reader

Synopsis: You were doing homeworks, it was just not of the plan of your anxiety but Peter is here to help you

TW: Anxiety, Panic attack, crying, intrusive thoughts, angst, hurt/comfort

Peter being the perfect boyfriend <3

Notes: I know it's hard but remember you are loved and you're all beautiful person <3 take break and drink water :)

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Today was literaly shit. Everything was to much and it came crashing on you after dinner

You were just doing some homeworks for the weekend, that you could see your boyfriend, when some of it start to be more complicated. It was the evening and you were still doing it, alone in your room with just your overworked brain and overwhelmed mind. One of them give you a hard time to do it, the information rotated in your brain but you can't find the answer and it was the crack for your head.

Your vision start to blur and you know that you were crying. Hot tears rolling down your cheeks, hands on your mouth to try stopping the sob to come out and your breath were not normal. You try to calm down but it was not what your mind want when anxiety start to pops in your head and panic runs in your trembling body. You sobs finally come out and you were now a crying mess on your desk'chair.

Your intrusive thoughts invaded you that you didn't hear you phone ring's.

One time...Two time... but still you didn't realise. At the third time, a beep ring at the end and a vocal was heard

Hey Bug ! It's the third time I call you ? Are you okay ?....Ah yes ! I forgot you have an exam next week you're maybe studying, well don't forget to take a break and drink water, you're the best and you can do it ! I See you tomorrow or maybe tonight if I can pass by you without disturbing your work ! I love you bug !

With a lot of difficulties, you did recognised the voice of your lover: Peter Parker and your trembling hands takes the phone. You sight was still blurry and your digits were shaking but you start scrolling on your contact to find his. You hope that it's the right number when you press the call's button

Immediately Peter respond to it and you try to talk, key's word "try"

Bug ?

Your mouth was open but not a single sound come out

Are you okay ?

You let out a sob and with a cracking voice a little "...Pe-te" come out

Love !

"I-I can't"

(Y/N) what's happening ? Talk to me please.

"It's h-hard to...b-breath."

Oh god...Okay bug, try to study your breath okay ? In...and out...In...and out...

You try to do what Peter told you but you anxiety took the best of you and it was still hard for you to calm yourself just a little bit

(Y/N), I'm here okay, stay on the phone with me, I'm coming as fast I can do, you're doing great.

And now you were waiting for Peter who's on the phone praising you and trying to calm you.

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A few minutes later

A knock was heard in your window and with no time, Peter open it and enter in your room and immediately find you in front of your desk and watch you with a pained expression. Slowly he approached your trembling frame, turn your chair and face you with a smile. You don't see him right in time with your hand on your face and you watering eyes but you feel his hand takes yours and put them on your lap. Peter smiled at you but with lightly worried eyes when he heard your ragged breath and start rubbing his thumb on yours to try to calm you. You and the other hand, keep your head low and you didn't want for Peter to see your sobbing and panicking face

Peter: Hey Bug. Might look at me ? I mean I know I'm handsome and all but I looove when I see your magnificent eyes.

You eyes widden a little at his sentence and your lift you head to finally see your boyfriend with a goofy but honest smile.

Peter: Hello there my pretty human. I think it's not the best place to cry isn't it ? Bed is better don't you think?

The soft smile he made went directly in your heart and you can't help it but start sobbing more and let more tears come out from your eyes.

Peter know you and your anxiety so he did what he knows the best: comforting you and making the bad thoughs go away. He slowly wrapped his arms around your shaking body and pulls you on his chest, hands playing with your hair and he rub small circles on your back. Peter went with you on your bed, more precisely him on the bed and you sitting on his laps, placing you both in a comfortable position.

Peter takes one of your hand and lead it in his chest, on his beating heart.

Peter: Try to study your breath Love, everything's okay, I'm here with you so In...and out...

His voice was smooth and the sound of his heartbeat was a very good thing for you to follow. You were still crying but with the help of your boyfriend, you start to calm down and feel your anxiety go away. The whole time, Peter was praised you with "I'm proud of you" or "I'm here, you're doing a great job" and comforting you with his famous jokes and word of affirmation and adoration. When he heard your breath was normal and just sob was let out, Peter hold you close and his grip tighten around you and he press a kiss on your forehead.

Peter: Do you feel better?

You don't trust your voice so you jus nod and snuggle more into Peter's neck. With all the emotion, you were literaly tired, when was the time when you sleep well ? You didn't care because of Peter's warming body which is very relaxing and his smooth scent, your body stop trying to stay awake and slowly start falling asleep. He kiss your forehead, then your cheeks and peck your lips with the cutest smile he ever had.

Peter: I love you so much bug. I know it's hard sometime when everythings is down and you think you can't do anything but it's not the truth. You already made so much effort and amazing things, I'm so proud of you, I love you more than anything and I'm always here for you Love, you're stuck with me now

He made a beautiful smile and with the best you could, you smile at him in return.

(Y/N): I-I love y-you too Pete, thank y-you.

Peter: No problem, I'm always here for the one I love.

In the end of his sentence, you body gave in and you're now sleeping. Carefully to not wake up you, Peter lay down on the bed and place you on the other side. Still engulfed in his arms, Peter spoon you and pull your body close to his, he lightly kiss your hair and rub your waist with all the love he felt for you.

Peter: Goodnight Bug, sleep well.

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The morning

You woke up with the smell of hot chocolate and pancakes and when you open your eyes, you find Peter doing something on your desk and the where come from the good scent of food. Peter see you awake and smile at you.

Peter: Good morning Love.

(Y/N): Good morning Spidey.

Peter: I made breakfast for you and I finished your homeworks, if you want, when you're ready, I'll explain how to do it. But not now because you need to eat, drink water and rest.

(Y/N): Okay but first join me because I want to cuddle with you.

Peter: How can I refuse to my beautiful partner ? I'm coming bug.

And in no time, Peter's arms are around you and both of your body are so close that you can feel the warmth of your respective body.

Peter: I kiss love kiss you (Y/N) (L/N).

(Y/N): I love you more Peter Parker.

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And that's the end.

Hope you will like it and remember english is not my first language :)

Thank you so much for liking my first story too.

i rewatched HTTYD 1 the other night (for the millionth time lol) and I was fully aware of my love of Toothless being a giant cat, but I kinda forgot how awesome it is when he gets to be OP

like this guy shoots nuclear blasts out of his mouth REGULARLY

he took down the evil tyrant dragon almost entirely by himself

He blew up a glacier and took down the alpha in the second movie to save his best friend

he was the most terrifying thing in Viking lore for hundreds of years because no one could see him and he'd just fly by and, again, NUKE EVERYTHING. AND THEN LEAVE.

I love when we get reminded how formidable of a force Toothless is

also another thing i noticed on fall guy watch 3 is that all this shit happens over like... three days? colt has a real bad three days and then just naps for an entire week i guess

Masterlist

Mcu:

TASM!Peter Parker x reader: 

You're sick Love : Male reader, fluff

I'm always here for the one I love : Gn reader, angst hurt/comfort

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye x reader:

Well I see a handsome boy : teen!FTM reader, angst hurt/comfort, dysphoria

Top Gun: Maverick:

Rooster x reader 

Our saviour : Hangster x Gn reader, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff

Hangman x reader 

 Our saviour : Hangster x Gn reader, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff

Celebrity :

Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal x reader

A Zaddy ?: Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal x male reader, spicy fluff

Your beautiful smile: Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal x male reader, fluff

Timothée Chalamet X reader

Actors on Actors: Platonic Timothée Chalamet x Gn reader, fluff

Anime :

Dr Stone :

It terrified me: Ryusui Nanami x GN reader, fluff, love confession, a bit angsty

Solo Leveling :

It's not your fault: Baek Yoonho x Gn reader, hurt/comfort

Omg, we're two idiots: Baek Yoonho x Gn reader, fluff

Bands :

Bad Omens :

So, what's your name?: Platonic Bad Omens x trans FTM reader, fluff/comfort, a little bit of angst