word count: 402 [ 1 min 30 sec read] | ✪ content warnings: uuuhhh stay away if u team fuck them kids. i mean i am too but like.. who don't love a fictional baby?
✮ new dad!reiner x new mom!reader / reiner x black!reader
you, your man, and y’all’s newborn baby.
- new dad!reiner who cried more than the baby did at birth
- new dad!reiner who, despite not letting you lift a finger since finding out about the pregnancy, still puts you on bedrest for the first few weeks post-partum. regardless of doctor's orders.
- new dad!reiner who rushes to his babygirl's every beck and call. he's learned her different types of cries after just one week, and can damn near hear her cry before she actually starts crying.
- new dad!reiner who's there for every post partum ache or craving, anything you want he'll get.
"whats wrong?" he immediately shoots up from his book in bed at the sight of you teary-eyed.
"it's s-stupid" you sniffle
"how many 'stupid' things have i made happen for you during the pregnancy? you still think i care about stupid?? tell me what's wrong baby."
"i want a kinder bueno bar so badddduhh" you whine, slumping over into the pregnancy pillow you still utilize.
you barely blink and he's sliding on his hoodie and slides.
best believe you got three of those damn bueno bars.
- new dad!reiner of whom you have a video of slowly swaying in the kitchen, lowly singing to an RnB song, daughter laying across one arm and a spatula in the other one early morning.
- new dad!reiner who has no concept of when a baby is meant to start eating solid food.
"so uhhh.. what's going on here?"
"’m introducing her to peanut butter."
"for one, ill be damned if my baby likes that solidifed dog water and two.. she's three and a half weeks old?"
"yeah. and?"
"'rei, that's like 8 month old shit. she can't even sit up on her own?"
(spoiler; not that you liked peanut butter before, but during your pregnancy the smell made you throw up on more than one occasion. no suprise she didn't like it a year later when reiner tried again.)
- new dad!reiner who you find in the hall late one night, showing babygirl your bump progression photos, explaining to her how big she was at each interval and how excited he is that she's finally here in the flesh.
- new dad!reiner who's first post of her had lyrics to "she's mine, pt.2" in the caption.
- new dad!reiner who, again, cries more than the baby does when his paternity leave is up and he has to work again.
- new dad!reiner, who makes you wanna marry him all over again.
dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels
thinking about nanami who always kisses you from the pulse point of your wrist and trails the remainder downwards. he has feather light kisses and he murmurs soft praises in between. he whispers to every cell of your skin of how he adores you, how he wishes to live the rest of his days with you.
nanami who kisses you everywhere because he wants his love, his darling, his life, to feel the devotion he has for you, absolutely running through every vein in your skin. nanami who promises forever with you because that man is so deeply in love, he cannot imagine a world without you. nanami who says all this with his head buried in your arms, still leaving teasing, soft kisses to any sliver of skin he can find.
no one ever talks about the sheer number of sea slugs. there’s so fucking many. so many i could never fit them all in one post. this image contains literally like 1% of them if even. you could give a four year old a ten pack of markers and a piece of paper and tell them to scribble any design with any colors they want and it would probably resemble a sea slug somewhere out there. they’re so fucking awesome. Love it
this whole Drake situation is the equivalent to when the popular kid got exposed for sum and everybody starts to turn on him like ‘I always knew he was weird’ after enabling their shitty behavior for years lmao. Grown ass niggas acting like high school.
need to write this supernatural x jjk idea i keep thinking ab......maybe sukuna is yellow eyes...
ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d
never been about me
note: remember to read the tags! + i do not own any of these works
thursday flowers
rules, boundaries, and continuums
a soulmate who wasn't meant to be
small horizons
weekend lessons
strangers in the night
treasured memories
phone
come to bed
first date with the vets
closer
pirates don't go to school
homecoming
you love her don't you?
the ocean of grief
first snow
happy accidents
his pride
the sky was golden
regulars
a letter for the one i love most
good little girl
the 4 times erwin catches you and the 1 time you catch him
close call
a moment of serenity
reminisce
at last