even after all these years i'm still extremely normal about this
I think my 8th grade history notes are very special indeed
What if hitler had tits… would he be titty hitler? Would he be Titler? The questions of humanity are so complex we can’t even begin to comprehend them, yet we are able to recognize that lack of comprehension.
MINI CARTMAN MUSIC HEADCANNON RANT!!!
I have seen absolutely NO ONE point out the fact Cartmans CANONLY a fan of PROG rock. His cannon favorite song (as shown on the chef aid album) is “Come sail away” by Styx. That is a very proggy song and band. cartman also likes the band Asia (Asia is a progressive rock SUPERGROUP. I mean they got people from King Crimson, YES, Emerson and lake Palmer, and bugles.) This kid is constantly making refferences to PROG rock. Yes he likes pop music, but he also loves rock. Another example is that He likes journey. the reason I mention this later and mention this at all is the fact journey used to be a PROG rock band (I’m sorry for the capital prog my iPad autocorrected it to that for some reason) but later on they became a more commercial rock band. So yes he mostly listens to pop, but his music taste isn’t JUST modern pop songs. He likes older pop, and the rock he prefers is REALLY older rock. (50s-70s.) I know it’s probably just because I’m aggressively autistic but why am I the only one I’ve seen to point this out??
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The purpose of writing
Important: only you can tell your stories
Every fanfiction genre has value
HOW TO STAY MOTIVATED!
Maintaining Motivation
Reasons to Keep Writing
Stretch your hands and fingers
Analyze the stories that you like
Title creation
How to comment on your favorite fics
Moodboard sources
PIRATED FAN FICS!!!
Fanfiction is legitimate (featuring Neil Gaiman)
Angst and Horror: if you can't handle it
Publishing
Writing Smut: overcoming shame
Don't toss your work
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Sentence length matters!
Dialogue punctuation
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Using adverbs
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Coming Outs
Commonly misused words & phrases
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Making threats and the third option
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Best friends to lovers
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Prophecy of lost child
Super power of truth
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Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
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When you try to look up to something and you realize you were looking down at hell the whole time, the brightness of the flames still burn blotches in your eyes even after you’ve looked away.