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The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

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Imagine a dark romantic comedy where a Villain and vigilante are fighting. The vigilante screams “your my *worst* enemy!!” And the villain flusters and says, “Oh, you mean it?” While battering their eyelashes while prodding the vigilante with a comedically long stick. Then the Vigilante, while throwing a punch, says “Yeah you suck at being evil, your the worst at being my enemy.” The villain jumps back while they throw a bunch of pop rocks at the ground as they make their escape, they start crying hysterically.

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Been meaning to say this for a bit.. And now that I finally can I just want to say...

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!

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Heck even my old Pa even came around and got me some Chinese takeout ( my favorite! ) to celebrate!

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