Ur Sletch Hammer

Men when they have style idk

BRO I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE TALK ABOJT IT BUT ITS CANON THAT WHEN CARTMANS UPSET LIANE DRUGS HIM WITH OPIODS??? In let go gov she puts codine in his tea because hes crying. SHE IS FEEDING HIM NARCOTICS!!!!!!! Nobody wants to talk about how bad of a person Liane is because she’s hot

She ATE that shit up

Jethro Tull makes me want to get into a drunken bar fight, beat up a random Irishman (I’m half Irish) and then take a motorcycle, crash it into a pond, and then frolic in the woods while wearing a wizard hat and a trench coat with a bunch of sticks hidden under it

Head cannon for Simon Petrikov: he just eats garbanzo beans constantly. He drinks them out of the can, he eats uncooked cans of tuna without a fork. He slathers mustard on it and licks it clean.

When the media uses animalistic desire as a metaphor for passion >>>>>>>

Doctor zaza 😈

i'm sorry but this is the funniest fucking spam message i've ever gotten, everyone else go home

When gay guys have a threesome/orgy thingy do they link together like the human centipede??!! Like instead of ass in mouth it’s dick in ass and then it repeats until they form a circle or something