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Season 3: Aziraphale and Crowley individually have contact with Jesus 2 and talk about each other enough that Jesus starts pushing them together

Nandor everytime the camera zooms in on him:

the krusty krab literally needs spongebob

A woman came into my work and as she was ordering said “my fiancée” and “she” in the same sentence. A lesbian wedding is approaching, your honor

You know when you see someone do something and you don’t think it should be embarrassing but you know if you did it you’d be embarrassed but you’re not gonna say that because you don’t want them to feel embarrassed because there’s literally no reason they should be?

Headcanon that Guillermo always purposefully walks faster when he’s on those little moving sidewalks at airports because the speed makes him feel just a little closer to being a vampire

My government teacher was trying to get us to debate controversial topics in class today (just for fun y’know) and he was looking at his list and was like “now this is too controversial” and of course we all had to know what it was. So he finally gave in. “Is gender a social construct? Is it malleable?” (Something like that) Everyone in that class just said “yes.” There was no debate. Anyone who disagreed didn’t say anything.

Observation/Question: Do Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty?*

Research your problem: In order to fuck nasty, the beings would need to be in possession of genitals which, as we know, would require them to Make An Effort of one form or another lest they—presumably—appear as smooth as a barbie doll down there.

Hypothesis: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Evidence/Analysis: The crowd gasps as Gabriel turns around. While this could be surprise at the lack of genitals, if someone were to be completely smooth there, I would expect a more dramatic reaction. Furthermore, Nina calls Gabriel Aziraphale’s “naked man friend.” I imagine she would have chosen a different description if the angel was lacking the expected body parts.

Conclusion: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Aziraphale appears to be the only angel (or demon) who actually knows how humans have children. In fact, he seems to have some sort of clue before the Beginning. Therefore I propose…… Aziraphale invented sexual reproduction.