Buttons And Izzy Are BFFs I Don’t Make The Rules

the krusty krab literally needs spongebob

The Beowulf movie is so bad, but you have to give the animators credit for the insane amount of creativity when censoring Beowulf’s dick

Help I’ve started reading “David Jenkins” as “Javid Denkins” on every non-javiddenkins post

One time my mom’s friend asked if putting her son in the French horn section would be okay or if that was a “girl’s instrument.” Well, ma’am, it’s pretty evenly split but your son will probably turn out queer

You ever notice something about someone because it looks like a feature on someone else but why did you notice it on either of them? Because I can think of two people who have the exactly same set of teeth. There’s a ratness to them

I can’t believe guillermo and nandor are in love

Standing here, it's all so clear

I'm where I'm meant to be

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All at once, everything is different

Now that I see you

thinking about Stede massaging Ed's bad knee at the end of a long day 💗

So when Jesus flips over the tables it’s “righteous anger” but when I do it it’s “taking monopoly too seriously” and “ruining family game night” ??