As A Non-british Sfth Watcher, My Understanding Is They're Basically Plays Written By Students/first

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

what a time to be alive

The phandom returning to its roots of being a particularly loud and obnoxious fandom except now we're doing it with the explicit approval and enabling from dnp themselves, what a special time we live in

you know you have good personal branding when you ask your friend to make you a bracelet and they of their own volition decided to make this.

thank you for the phracelet @fuckyeah-dragrace , I can't wait to wear it in the wild

first recorded instance in history of celebrities being equally parasocial to their fanbase

I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.

oh my fuckin god Adam's drones shot op

okay, wait, no. I just realized, langa and reki didn't really need to piggyback each other to the store. like, miya and koyomi didn't accompany them to make sure they served their punishment for losing. they could've just. walked normally and say they did it. BUT NO. they fucking do carry each other to the store. why? well, because they're ga-

I don't want to "go on dating apps" or "play the feild" I want to do what my hero dan howell did and have the first and only person I date be my soul mate, only date that one person for the rest of my life, and then proceed to make it everyone else's problem is that to much to ask?

yadda yadda objects in motion yadda yadda yadda

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

when I saw this I made a sound similar to sam when the others started singing 'it's raining men' at him

context: @you-know-cchio was one of the first sfth blogs I followed so this feels very surreal rn lol

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year