The Lord Works Hard, But Logan Lerman Going From A Percy To A Poseidon And Saving 2020 Works Harder

Artemis: If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less scary or more scary?

Artemis: Because, on one hand, they wouldn’t get into your house easily. But on the other hand, once they’re in there, ohhhhh boy. Oh boy.

Athena: *faints*

When your favorite character is still alive at the end of the book

Tella didn't love Jacks, he was just there whenever Legend was not. He helped her fill the void in her heart whenever Legend left with pieces of her heart. That had her feel connected to him, but her heart was Legend's, no matter what.

On the bright side, I love Jacks so it's fine

Uncle Rick hasn’t given Percy a confirmed canon middle name to my knowledge so I made my own.... Perseus Achilles Jackson. IT FLOWS TOGETHER SO WELL

:)

Thalia: And what do we call theft and vandalism?

Luke: A hobby.

Thalia: 

Luke: That I do not participate in. 

My blonde superman

Jason Grace life matters✊

Person:Do you remember Lee Fletcher and Michael Yew?

Me:Who dis? *silently cries*

Hermes: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and unharmful.

Aphrodite: I love you uwu

Hephaestus: I just got food uwu

Ares: I'm gonna murder you uwu

Hephaestus: Please don't do that uwu

Ares: No promises uwu

Chapter XLIX that's so sweet

Camp jumpiter: yeah no one ever meets their parents we just have faith they’re watching over us :/

Percy: *sleeps over at Poseidon’s house, Amphitrite does his laundry when he’s there*

Nico: *has a room ready for him in Hades’ palace for when he dies*

Annabeth: *literally designs Olympus at age 16*

Clarisse: *rides her dad’s chariot as a rite of passage and fights her brothers who are actual gods*