HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNABETH!!!

I like that there is just… A noticeable gap in the gods’ understanding of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for him is “Well, Hermes stole Apollo’s cattle right after birth so that tracks”

But now I have a theory that the gods don’t really understand how mortal children work and that’s why they’re so blasé about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like…

Zeus: what do you mean ‘first word’? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: humans can only cry when they’re born

Zeus: nonsense. When you were born you didn’t cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: humans aren’t the same though. They can’t walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: ….that’s not true

Artemis: I’m afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: what the fuck

Later on…

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they: my child is completely fine

the children: decided to sue disney if they don't cast Logan Lerman as Poseidon

Annabeth: you're sooo lucky!! everyone here would have loved the chance to fight the minotaur!!!!

Percy:

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Athena: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ares will and will not eat.

Persephone: Grass? Yes!

Athena: Moss? Yes.

Persephone: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Athena: Shoelaces? Strange, but true.

Persephone: Worms? Sometimes!

Athena: Rocks? Usually no.

Persephone: Twigs? Usually!

Athena: Aphrodite's cooking? Inconclusive!

Apollo: How did you… test this?

Athena: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Apollo: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Aphrodite: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

POV:Years after,a demigod named Peter Johnson comes at CHB

Like what will Dyonisus say?👄👁👄

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Jason’s Legacy

Ok so I know that this what I’m about to say is a little sad for some of us..but I felt the need to bring it up. Even though we lost Jason a long time ago, can we appreciate how well the fandom carries on his legacy and makes it feel as though he never left..I’d honestly like to applaud us on that. Jason’s character was surely one to be remembered. Let’s continue to keep his legacy alive and carry on his story…

Shoutout to Rick for never letting me see national monuments the same again. I will forever and always be reminded of PJO every time I visit famous attractions like the Gateway Arch and the Hoover Dam. They’re supposed to represent an important part of history? Nah bro that’s where Percy Jackson fell into the riverfront and the other one’s where the dam snack bar is.

I want to find more fanarts of Percy and Poseidon bonding. Any suggestions?

things i forgot about the lightning thief

i saw this post a few days ago and thought i’d join the fun during my pjo reread!

sally’s parents died in a plane crash when she was five and she was raised by an uncle who didn’t care about her

her uncle got cancer her senior year and she used the money she’s saved for writing school to take care of him

the minotaur wears nothing but white fruit of the loom underwear

argus

that’s it, just argus

chiron as mr. brunner would occasionally give pop quizzes and make all the answers the same letter

annabeth canNOT keep her shit together around luke

seriously, this girl is a blushing, stuttering mess

grover first tells percy about thalia from third person pov so percy doesn’t think less of him

annabeth blushes the first time percy calls her wise girl

annabeth brings an architecture book on the quest to read when she gets bored

percy tells medusa they’re lost orphans from the circus

percy jumped from the gateway arch without being 100% sure the water would protect him just so he could keep the chimera away from the mortals

crusty’s water bed palace

percy goes to olympus with the master bolt alone because he wants his friends to live if something goes wrong

percy makes up his mind about being a summer camper because annabeth says she’s going to her dad’s

things i forgot about the sea of monsters

things i forgot about the titan’s curse

things i forgot about the battle of the labyrinth

things i forgot about the last olympian

So

1. We have a new character,Estelle (and a headcanon saying she inherited Percy's powers)

2. Jason in dead(ow,my heart hurts💔)

3. And Apollo left ,saying he will try to stay more around people and be like them,thinking that he learned from demigods and his adventures about emphaty

And then is Rick Riordan telling us he will ( probably ) not write any other series on this theme.

I JUST CAN'T BE LEFT LIKE THAT,JUST NO.