Rick: * Gives Us Solangelo Content*

I like that there is just… A noticeable gap in the gods’ understanding of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for him is “Well, Hermes stole Apollo’s cattle right after birth so that tracks”

But now I have a theory that the gods don’t really understand how mortal children work and that’s why they’re so blasé about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like…

Zeus: what do you mean ‘first word’? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: humans can only cry when they’re born

Zeus: nonsense. When you were born you didn’t cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: humans aren’t the same though. They can’t walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: ….that’s not true

Artemis: I’m afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: what the fuck

Later on…

Keep reading

Literally the only thing I need(BCS the last reunion was with Jason in a coffin)

the seven being friends :)

*clears throat*

*inhale*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS EVER CREATED LEO VALDEZ \(°o°)/

Tella didn't love Jacks, he was just there whenever Legend was not. He helped her fill the void in her heart whenever Legend left with pieces of her heart. That had her feel connected to him, but her heart was Legend's, no matter what.

On the bright side, I love Jacks so it's fine

My problem?

I never left fandoms

I just get addicted to more 💀

I will always appreciate this man for his character

He really deserved to live

Happy birthday buddy:)

I don't complain about this 😀 *saves to favorites*

Ya know, estelle has to be poseidon's just to complete the greek big three trend. I mean zeus had a son and daughter with Beryl, hades had a son and daughter with Maria, so poseidon has to have estelle with sally 😌

Jason: The name is Jason Grace

Jason: But you can call me *seductively pulls off glasses*

Jason: Legally blind

Demeter: What are you doing?

Hermes: Helping Hephaestus look for his box of corn flakes that I ate an hour ago.

Gods as random images

Hades

Apollo

Hephaestus

Artemis and Apollo

Hermes,Apollo and Dyonisus

Demeter

Ares

Poseidon and Amphitrite

Athena