Have A Berried Delight

WHY CANT I HAVE DREAMS LIKE THIS ;_;

I dreamed about a setting where superheroes and villains had these scrunkly appearances and superpowers. There were these two particular supervillains, a man and a woman, who were enemies of Dante from Devil May Cry; they were really good escape artists, so every time they were captured, they always got out quickly. After a car chase, Dante captured the man, who was about to reveal the duo's secret. (This is exactly how much detail the dream went into, you understand.) The dream beat about the bush on actually revealing anything until my alarm woke me up.

I immediately fell back asleep, and then I dreamed about playing Half-Life: Opposing Force. It now had raccoons as a mascot; they were, like, running around acting like people, though I don't think they talked. I found a setting in Steam which changed things back to some "legacy" UI or whatever which the dream had completely made up; this caused Opposing Force to load a sort of "background map" on the main menu, like in Half-Life 2 and its ilk, but the camera was zipping around this location surrounding a 1950's-style diner, where a bunch of gunfire and explosions were happening, raccoons were driving around wildly, that kind of thing. in a way that would probably have been really distracting from the game's actual menu. I had an inordinate amount of difficulty actually getting into the game or changing the settings again or something.

lmfao

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 44 (Masterpost)

Replies disabled and no context? Fine. Keep your secrets.

Mary: omg, what should I do? John: whatever you whant to

I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you

This is exactly what it looked like

Real^2

President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”

Kendrick and Drake the Love Story (High school and omegaverse au)

Drake: Kendi w-we can’t. Drake: We’re supposed t-to to be opps *Drake whimpers a tear falling out of his eyes* *Kendrick wipes away his tear like the alpha he is* Kendrick: Drake pookie, we don’t need their validation. All we need is our love Kendrick: You are my omega my perfect omega. *Kendrick says kissing Drake’s head* *Drake pushes him away* Drake: S-stop! You keep calling me an omega! Is that all I am to you?! *drakes cries out* *kendrick was too stunned to speak* *Drake storms out of Kendrick’s house crying*

i cant think of anymore limbus ones so heres some for the other games

#you can always bullshit something

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

Modding Ruina was a mistake.