I Have Only One Mutual On This Crevice Of The Internet, And I Call Them The Cheese Man. Even On Other

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Mary: omg, what should I do? John: whatever you whant to

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She's incorrect. They were actually made by the clown INSURGENCY. I cannot believe one as diligent as her would get such a simple fact wrong...

This is stupid

laurie 😔

person with 6 comorbid mental disorders: I'd be the strongest person on the planet if not for these 5 comorbid mental disorders

#relateable Average tuesday

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

I will blow up an oil rig. That's a promise.

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

i should start doing this

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I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪

losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.

I eat the chess piece.

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