Clocked Out Of Consciousness

look okay nearly every project moon character is the character of all time on account of the literary references and layers of bullshit but Ricardo truly IS the character of all time. He wears a *jaguar (not leopard, sorry) print fur cape and no shirt. His hair is hot pink. He would chase someone across the high seas and to the opposite side of the country because he wanted to kill them for stealing his hair coupons. EDM music follows him around and it IS diegetic. He loves cute things and decorates his Book of Vengeance (where he writes the names of everyone who has ever wronged him so he can punish them for it) with kitty stickers. The gang he’s from is called the Middle Finger and all the guys he leads call him Big Bro and really truly mean it. His favorite positive descriptor is “luscious” and his favorite negative one is “bristly” and he’ll use them in situations where they shouldn’t be applied. He lives in a world where you are more likely to become a pile of gore than survive another day and but instead of turning into blood and meat he just gets launched like Team Rocket. The chains and tattoos aren’t even a remarkable part of his design since that’s just what The Middle is like. I got so caught up describing how strange he is that I forgot to say that he kills people by punching and kicking them to death

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got the infamous tiktok. you probably could have guessed this, but my user is @cheese_eater62. (hopefully that doesn’t tag anyone) Ok bye

TALLY HALL MENTİONED

it's called Hawaii Part II because those are the twin towers

"Well you see sir, if we take the Newtonian outlook on the universe as fact, also known as the deterministic universe theory, we can deem that free will is su-"

"YOU RAN OVER 40 PEOPLE"

"-perficial. Thus, making me have no true fault in any accidents that may have occured."

“Therapy in Outer Space” or “Shit’s getting weird!” or “Top 7 Will Wood’s lyrics you can say during a therapy session”

hey well i forgot that i have tumblr :D

Bookmarking this.

Unexpected Guests Chapter Seven: Page 5

First / Previous / Next

Everything catches up with you eventually. Sans really should have seen all this coming…

Look for the next update on October 3rd!

I dislike This man, he proves himself to be quite incompetent. This is especially detrimental as he holds crutial positions in multiple establishments and corporations.

glooper i love him

im so productive ive been actually doing things today woohoo

pfff

I had a beloved psych teacher in high school who got warned by the principal at least once to stop running psychological experiments on students - he was literally made for prank YouTube before YouTube even existed, these weren't even formally constructed tests of the scientific method, it was just clownery and tbh I think teaching at a catholic school for 2 decades does something to you psychologically.

but anyway the one that went down in history was when he faked his own death in front of a classroom full of his students "just to see how they would respond, for science"

but he couldn't just fake a heart attack...because that would be lame... he concocted an elaborate scenario where a former student of his came in during a quiet self-study time and got in an argument with him about past grades. and the situation escalated, and this kid pulls out a fake gun and the teacher is like "oh my god!!" and gets shot in the chest - he had fake blood and everything and was doing his best to serve an oscar-winning performance. but I mean if you're known for clownery then. lol. most of the students were like "oh. we're being experimented on again" and just sat back mentally eating popcorn as a handful of people who didn't know him well freaked out.

nobody got hurt but he didn't record data or anything he was just like "wow that was interesting...let's talk about why none of you over there cared I was dying...it hurt my feelings...."

I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you

This is exactly what it looked like

Limbus Company fursonas anyone?

The 2 hours of sleep kicked in

...