İt's totally to take a picture of the inside and not because i got hungry while traveling overseas!
Happy birthday to me, it’s my birthday, hooray. Yay.
It’s hard to enjoy it. I just hope she’s okay out there without me. You know. She’s getting older too. Won’t be a kid anymore soon. Hope that monkey is a good mentor, just like I was… or so I hoped.
c00lk1d my baby boy..... where my forsaken fans at?
Honestly if i got genderbent i feel like i wouldnt change much
To me it's like this
#nice
This is not that funny, but it IS cuz I'm tired. My processor wouldn't let me rest until I made this. It popped up in my head, and I haven't stopped gigglin about it since
Original:
This may SEEM low effort, but I had to fill in the wall in the back.
literally just chainmail
End me now.
imagine if you will.. two women wanted to kill eachother
Found this naturally? Huh....
little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now
i was half awake sorry its buns
based off a piece by @ nyazsche on twitter
I mean yeah!
you’re a fucking poser if you preach enjoying the early 2000s internet aesthetic and then make fun of kids today for liking skibidi toilet. they used to make mario say a bad word in a ytp and we would laugh. we would fucking holler
I want to drink the blood of my enemies, but i also wanna just chill. I'm capable of neither so i screech like a dumpster rat :D
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