Latest Posts by gayfrogs7 - Page 3

*remembering an old embarrassing thing i did that quite literally has zero effect on my life today to the point where i don’t even interact w the people who saw it happen*

this is my legacy. my curse. the tomes of my history are stained with this regret, and i deserve less than pity.

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

if you see this please reblog and put in the tags something that made you happy today. a small delight, something that made you smile, or something you're grateful for. doesn't have to be big.

Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

A women: *Is good at boxing*

Conservatives: MUST BE A MAN, WOMEN CAN'T BE STRONG AND GOOD AT THINGS DESPITE BEING IN THE FUCKING OLYMPICS FOR IT

Odysseus, Polites and Eurylochus share one braincell and Polites took it with him to the underworld when he died

We just knew.

Me watching the Olympics, not knowing the name of most disciplines, let alone the rules, because overall I'm just very invested in watching people try hard and cheering for them if they seem nice or smth

part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

please

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

Odysseus that wasn’t very greet the world with open arms of you

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)

Bullied my big sister into watching Dead Boy Detectives and I CAN'T TELL HER. RIIWHFHWKD. She's going to kill me.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

ok anyways. post this beast

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

Finally a reason to celebrate July 4th

Why is this heat so hot 😩