The Only Bad Thing About My Timezone Is That I've Had A Full Day (and Have More To Go) And Season 3 Isn't

WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT THAT JOHNNY FROM HOTEL TRANSLYVANIA IS BASED ON JONATHAN HARKER. the fuck?

Wow. Just remembered how I saw a sticker of SuperBat porn stuck to the seat on my bus while I was riding to school the morning after a huge mental breakdown. Like some descending Guardian Angel, Bruce Wayne’s right buttcheek was shoved in my face to comfort me in those dark times. Maybe God is real after all

17 May, 1824

Eloise’s 3 older brothers & an infant (Gregory) visit Romney Hall to “defend Eloise’s honour”

“Brothers He should’ve considered that. It was maybe best to avoid courting a woman with brothers. Four of them to be precise. Four. It was a wonder he wasn’t dead already”

to all you people saying “Nb’S dOn’T eXiSt!” Go back to your middle school science class AND LOOK AT THE TABLE!!

THERE! SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR PROVE ME RIGHT!!

GOOD AFTERNOON.

Good afternoon!

TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN (2024) dir. Hannah Marks

spoilers for ToH Watching and Dreaming under the cut!

FIRST: meeting Papa Titan???? They were so sweet, and the fact he was wearing Eda’s shirt was awesome. The fact that he is what they live on? The fact that King literally grew up on his father? He or Luz probably have woken up in the middle of the night and gone, ‘shit, that’s horrifying. but also weirdly realistic.’

SECOND: Luz dying and then getting that awesome power up??? AW-MAZING!!! She looked fire. What is it with two sapphic/recent animated Disney shows having a character die and then get awesome powers or the other way around.

THIRD: LUZ GOT HER QUINCE I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!

mm frogs

"do that in your own time" TO AGENT STONE WHILE HE WAS TIED UP HELLO????? WHAT MOVIE DID I JUST WATCH

Hey girl, um, we were trying to review your fanfic on Ao3 and um. yeah, it crashed, so um, your boyfriend's nightly routine is off course. yeah sorry.