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Someone sabotaged my life support (DDoS attack on ao3) I'm being assassinated from my life source (take care my precious and come back soon) this targeting will not go unnoticed (this (the DDoS) is clearly directed at all the gays and girlies (the people of the ao3))
My life support (ao3) needs fixing again (is down atm) but I'm feeling the effects already (I need it please my wife ao3 come back my love)
Hey girl, um, we were trying to review your fanfic on Ao3 and um. yeah, it crashed, so um, your boyfriend's nightly routine is off course. yeah sorry.