Therapist: Starscream(s), There Is A Reoccurring Pattern Here. You Have A Problem With Elder Male Authoritarian

Therapist: Starscream(s), there is a reoccurring pattern here. You have a problem with elder male authoritarian figures in your lives.

TFE Starscream: Well, which one?

Oh wait, Megatron? Always has been.

TFP Starscream: I mean first of all, of course the old tyrant is foolish and I want his ego to be swallowed, but internally I am no more than willing to be his second in command even if he throws me away time and time agai-

TFA Starscream: No I don't. I think. But totally no I don't! I am a mech of my own and I will never surrender to an idiot like him. (Half truth)

Armada Starscream: Speak of the falle-

Bayverse Starscream: (In an angry garbled monster language) So you just found out now? It has always been like that, you fragging groundpounding slag-

WFC Starscream: I do not. I am the mech that leads MY life. That fool can rot. (Proceeds to whimper and grovel at Megatron's pedes to take him back.)

TFE Starscream: Wait, why's Shattered Glass Starscream here? He's the most mentally stable out of all of us.

SG Starscream: I was just thinking that maybe, we, as a group of oppressed people could heal toge-

TFE Starscream:

TFP Starscream:

WFC Starscream:

Bayverse Starscream:

TFA Starscream: First of all, there is no 'we', second of all, FRAG Y-

Armada Starscream: We're wrapping up this session before it turns into an all out brawl, okay guys?

More Posts from Gearbrawn and Others

2 years ago

bowuigi

you agree. reblog.

1 year ago

having a big influx of followers in the middle of a big influx of bot accounts is so stressful i'm like pointing a gun at everybody in my notes like "SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE REAL NEW FOLLOWER WOULD SAY!!!!!!"

1 year ago

I cant really explain it but I feel like some of y'all dont realise how fucked up the parentification of children is. Whenever you're parentified by your siblings it isnt a "mom (friend) moment". It isn't you raising them. It's having to take care of them in ways your parents don't and being confused when they accidentally call you mom and having to correct them. You were still a stupid kid. You still said things you shouldn't've. But you had to make sure that everyone took care of themselves and make sure that they're not collapsing because no one else will. When you're parentified by your parents it isn't "my mom is my best friend" or "eldest daughter syndrome". It's my mom telling me how she cut herself when we were playing outside or how she got raped as a kid because "she doesn't have anyone else to talk to" and "you're so mature for your age". The anxiety generated by it isnt funny. It isn't a mom friend thing. It's being so scared all the time that something will go wrong because you didn't do enough. It's not knowing who you are outside of making people happy. Siblings are not parents. Parentified children are not moms or dads to their little siblings. They're just children forced into uncomfortable and traumatizing position by parents who cant provide in the ways they should. It isn't funny. It isn't cute. Why do you all keep acting like it's funny?


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9 months ago
Like To Charge, Reblog To Cast

Like to charge, reblog to cast

3 years ago

Post-Transformers Cybertron Au

(I don't have a proper name for it yet)

So, imagine you're stuck in the Fire Dimension, and for reasons unknown another warp gate opens before you. The second you step through; you know something is up. You're left wondering, "where is everybody?" Looking around, you find three things that leave you startled. One, you're on Cybertron and the whole place looks like the mother of all train wrecks. Two, there's a small squadron with their guns pointed at you. Three, there is a mech that looks exactly like your former leader except here's the problem...he has a near-maniac grin on his face, and he's charging right at you. Oh! and did I mention that his color scheme is practically all black with a miniscule number of teal splotches. That grin alone is enough to make even Unicron start screaming. With all this in mind, how are you, a lone seeker going to get out of this alive, and hopefully with both wings still attached?

Who knows?


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2 years ago
4 months ago

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

1 year ago

If you struggle with learning to draw Transformers or other mecha characters: It's all about bullshitting. As long as it looks consistent in itself, it doesn't matter at all if it's not too accurate. It's about having fun, and if you need to cut some corners, go for it! Fuck it!

1 year ago

Thar be a wild Red Wing!

*said in the tone of someone who can barely find any content for the bean*

Thundercracker

Thundercracker

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Skywarp

Thundercracker

Starscream

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Shattered Glass Thundercracker

Thundercracker

Shattered Glass Skywarp

Thundercracker

Shattered Glass Starscream

Thundercracker

Nacelle

Thundercracker

Gunwing

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Hotlink

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Bitstream

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Sunstorm

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Redwing

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Slipstream

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Ionstorm

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Acidstorm

Thundercracker

Novastorm

here's the link for most of the fannon ones! :>

Seeker (group)
Teletraan I: The Transformers Wiki
The term Seeker refers to Decepticon jet soldiers who all share the same body style- that is, the Decepticons in Generation One that looked

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