This Is For The People Who Didn’t Party In Their Teens And Twenties. For The People Who Didn’t Have

okay, unicron being this HUGE, world-eating monster who strikes fear into even the most EVIL of entities in the universe is great and all,,, but,,,, unicron being a HUGE, world-eating monster who creates and reformats mechs and actually watches over them like a CONCERNED SIRE? now that… is a mood…

cyclonus and galvatron, making comrades on earth - hitting it up with the decepticons and getting all buddy buddy with them, and suddenly, from the atmosphere, unicrons face appears and hes like “HELLO CHILDREN. STOP SCREAMING. I BRING YOU SUSTENANCE.”

and a pair of HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE claws descend from up above and clasped VERY VERY daintily between his fingers, are two little dinosaur lunch boxes and galvatron and cyclonus are just like “thanks dad please dont eat this planet we like it a lot please” and unicrons just like “SIIIIIIIIIGH. FINE. THIS PLANET CAN BE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. DONT ASK ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE THIS YEAR” and then he fucks off

and all the decepticons are standing around like “yeah, hey, hello? yes, well, uh, what the FUCK just happened????” but galvatron and cyclonus are too busy eating pb&j to answer them askdljaskdjas

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Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

Issue 9 Ratchet said he was spray painting his hands

He left the undried paint on Drift’s face after he tried to shut Drift up

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Therapist: Starscream(s), there is a reoccurring pattern here. You have a problem with elder male authoritarian figures in your lives.

TFE Starscream: Well, which one?

Oh wait, Megatron? Always has been.

TFP Starscream: I mean first of all, of course the old tyrant is foolish and I want his ego to be swallowed, but internally I am no more than willing to be his second in command even if he throws me away time and time agai-

TFA Starscream: No I don't. I think. But totally no I don't! I am a mech of my own and I will never surrender to an idiot like him. (Half truth)

Armada Starscream: Speak of the falle-

Bayverse Starscream: (In an angry garbled monster language) So you just found out now? It has always been like that, you fragging groundpounding slag-

WFC Starscream: I do not. I am the mech that leads MY life. That fool can rot. (Proceeds to whimper and grovel at Megatron's pedes to take him back.)

TFE Starscream: Wait, why's Shattered Glass Starscream here? He's the most mentally stable out of all of us.

SG Starscream: I was just thinking that maybe, we, as a group of oppressed people could heal toge-

TFE Starscream:

TFP Starscream:

WFC Starscream:

Bayverse Starscream:

TFA Starscream: First of all, there is no 'we', second of all, FRAG Y-

Armada Starscream: We're wrapping up this session before it turns into an all out brawl, okay guys?

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