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crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

okay, unicron being this HUGE, world-eating monster who strikes fear into even the most EVIL of entities in the universe is great and all,,, but,,,, unicron being a HUGE, world-eating monster who creates and reformats mechs and actually watches over them like a CONCERNED SIRE? now that… is a mood…

cyclonus and galvatron, making comrades on earth - hitting it up with the decepticons and getting all buddy buddy with them, and suddenly, from the atmosphere, unicrons face appears and hes like “HELLO CHILDREN. STOP SCREAMING. I BRING YOU SUSTENANCE.”

and a pair of HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE claws descend from up above and clasped VERY VERY daintily between his fingers, are two little dinosaur lunch boxes and galvatron and cyclonus are just like “thanks dad please dont eat this planet we like it a lot please” and unicrons just like “SIIIIIIIIIGH. FINE. THIS PLANET CAN BE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. DONT ASK ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE THIS YEAR” and then he fucks off

and all the decepticons are standing around like “yeah, hey, hello? yes, well, uh, what the FUCK just happened????” but galvatron and cyclonus are too busy eating pb&j to answer them askdljaskdjas

This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck