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Day 6: Plushies — Stone with an Eggman itabag because he is one of us 🫡

Womp womp:[

watching sonic boom rn so....

I like to think that their dynamic swaps in sonic boom while Stone is in his villain attire

And lee's goddamn tweet made me give Stone a tail and claws, he's a cat now idc

I HAVEN’T EVEN WATCHED THESE MOVIES AND THEY’RE RUINING MY LIFE

Scene from @sevi007 ‘s “Only thing that matters” from their Coffee and Mayhem series I’m so obsessed oml

goodbye my friend, i won’t ever love again

submission for @lalalaurieart ‘s stobotnik contest. happy birthday!

different versions under the cut

"Eyes on the prize, Agent Stone!"

"Yes, Doctor!" ❤️🖤

Stobotnik is conceptually the funniest ship to ever exist. It’s a gay ship with the villain from sonic the hedgehog and his fruity assistant who was supposed to be a bit charecter until Jim Carrey asked if he could stick his fingers in the other guy’s mouth and oh yeah Jim Carrey is there. Said bit character simped so hard for Jim Carrey that his role was expanded on in the sequels to the point where it becomes an emotional plot point in the climax of the third movie. They’re doomed by the narrative. They’re main goal in life is to kill Dewey from ducktales. there is a good chance that fruity ass assistant man could go mad with grief over losing Jim Carrey to the point of becoming the villain of the fourth movie.

like you can’t make this shit up. It’s fucking beautiful. Jim carrey’s dead cousin is right humanity is a gift.

He likes the drama

feeding my own delusions this is exactly how the 3rd movie ended right?

To be loved is to be changed 🥚🪨💕

🪨🥚✨💕

I joined a fun collab on a server and I really like how this turned out!

I like to think that their dynamic swaps in sonic boom while Stone is in his villain attire

And lee's goddamn tweet made me give Stone a tail and claws, he's a cat now idc

I can get you one and three, how’s that sound? LOL

I need to overconsume unexisting Hannibal content creators: a cooking channel, a tattle crime substack, a fanfiction review youtuber, a in depth analysis of specific lines youtuber, a podcast diagnosing the characters, a

Oof. Here we go:

It’s Beautiful

Will getting/stealing? Winston (it was such a sweet introduction to his character after the abruptness with Jack and Hannibal, it’s the scene that got me hooked on his character! <3)

Hannibal getting slapped by Bella (this got such a big laugh out of me and made my heart hurt at the same time. Definitely laugh a lot more now knowing how many times they shot that scene and how Gina Torres connected those slaps every. Single. Time.)

A Rare Gift

Alana/Will in the hospital with Abigail (again, sweet moments. I can never really hate Alana like some (weird imo) people do, she’s just generally a likeable character even if I question the things she does.)

Will running after Buster in the snow (just finished this episode. My heart hurts for the little man. </3)

Peter’s Confused

Bedelia bathing Hannibal (haven’t gotten this far, but I dislike sexy stuff so idk. Maybe it’ll be sweet non-sexual intimacy, but considering I could scoop the sexual tension in the latter half of season 2 like shortening and put it in a cake, I’m erring on the side of caution).

Hannibal and Sutcliffe having dinner and talking about Will (didn’t feel particularly strong about Sutcliffe. I did kind of appreciate him getting sliced open after the malpractice but then I wanted the same repercussions for Hannibal for letting it hurt my favorite character.)

Red Dragon eating Frederick Chilton’s lips (first of all, haven’t seen it yet. Second of all, that’s Gay. Third, I don’t like Chilton because he’s a little creep but I also like him bc he’s fun to beat up. Can’t put this anywhere else out of fairness.)

Atrocious Aftershave

Social worker in the horse (wtf was this? I literally had to sit and stare off into space for a solid 10 minutes after this episode ended because I couldn’t wrap my head around the beginning of the episode. This one was weird, even for me.)

Hannibal Scenes Tier List Game

Categories:

It's beautiful (your favorites)

A rare gift (you like it a lot)

Peter's confused (it's meh to you)

Atrocious Aftershave (makes you angry/you hate it)

ROUND 1

- Social worker in the horse

- Alana/Will in the hospital with Abigail (Alana reading for her)

- Red Dragon eating Frederick's lips

- Will getting/stealing? Winston

- Will running after Buster in the snow

- Bedelia bathing Hannibal

- Hannibal getting slapped by Bella

- Hannibal and Sutcliff having dinner and talking about Will

@hannibalismos-jaaneman @sadundefinedbread @sillywillygrahamcracker

Molly x Chiyoh?? What if Will feels absolutely terrible about leaving Molly alone and Hannibal wants his childhood best friend to be happy so they concoct a plan….. and then they go on double dates sometimes??

@tw-5 @arson-anarchy-death @give-me-caffeine since the original isn't rebloggable what if we....

This post will be my Roman Empire.

Hey anybody want this flowchart I made for getting myself out of procrastination? Too late have it

This is by no means a comprehensive flowchart, but the general principles have been helpful for me.

I have lists of stuckbreakers, small tasks, large tasks, and projects already written out so I don't have to figure out what to actually do, I have ideas right there. Where people put small vs large tasks or whatever else varies, this is mostly based on how long/how much energy it'll take me.

Stuckbreakers

Go to the washroom

Grab a snack

Get a glass or water

Pet a cat

Fill watering can

Small Tasks

Make bed

Tidy room

Water plants

Cycle dishwasher

Sketch(line of action or prompt)

Read a chapter

Tidy bedside table

Write recipe card

Watch some TV

Work on memorizing poetry

Fold half dirty bin

Play a short game or soduku

Go for a walk

Brush teeth

Large Tasks

Clean kitchen

Deep clean my room

Do laundry

Clean a public room/bathroom

Clean the front porch

Clean the backyard

Read a book

Cook a meal

Exercise

Do schoolwork

Projects*

Sew/repair clothes

Paint

Knit/crochet

Practice french

Blender

Make cosplay

Bind fics

*personally my projects page also includes more spesific ongoing projects and what the next step I need to do is - ie "bat plushie - cut out pattern pieces". I find this helps me get going on a project because there are fewer decisions needed.

I reference a "you feel like shit" flowchart - it's an absolutely wonderful tool that I found on a tumblr post! Check it out, it's much better than mine.

If you have trouble breaking things down into smaller bits, goblin tools is also a really great resource. I don't use it a ton, but I found it in a tumblr post where people were singing it's praises sooo.

If your executives won't do a stuckbreaker or small task, here's a masterpost of a bunch of tips(lifesaving)

Anyway yeah here ya go. Hope this helps somebody :]

Woohoo!!! It’s time to get into the spirit!!!

Thanks to @rmd-writes, @indomitable-love, and @three-drink-amy for the tags to share my winter/holiday-themed fics! I'll be reblogging a couple of these that have their own cover art over the coming weeks, but this is a good excuse to collect them all in one place! I have... quite a few, especially after last year lol.

Red, White & Royal Blue

The Spirit of Giving T, 2.3k; Neighbors AU, Henry pisses Alex off by signing up to make enchiladas at their co-op holiday party.

May Your New Years Dreams Come True T, 3.1k; Office AU, Henry and Alex participate in a competition to see who can bring the hottest date to the office NYE party.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

You Must Be A Christmas Tree (You Light Up The Room) T, 20k; Roommates AU, Napoleon agrees to be Illya's fake boyfriend for his design house's holiday party.

The Makings of a Perfect Christmastime T, 22k; 1960s non-spy AU, a screwball romantic comedy of errors based on the 1945 movie Christmas in Connecticut.

In the Morse Code of the Brake Lights T, 18k; Modern AU, Napoleon and Illya are strangers who share a rental car across the country (and fall in love) after their flights are canceled, feat. demisexual Illya.

A Home for the Holidays G, 1.3k; Canon-setting, Napoleon and Illya decorate a Christmas tree (well, Napoleon decorates, Illya complains).

Consider the Price to an Elf G, 3.1k; Modern AU, Napoleon looks after his boss's daughter and gets a crush on Illya the mall-Santa photography elf.

Another Christmas Song (This Time I’ll Sing Along) G, 2.8k; Neighbors AU, Napoleon is extremely crabby about carolers and Illya starts serenading him through the wall.

How’s About Cookin’ Something Up With Me? T, 4.3k; Teachers AU, Napoleon helps Illya bake cookies for the annual staff holiday party.

Lokius

Got My Love to Keep Me Warm G, 1.3k; Canon-setting, Loki and Mobius get temporarily stuck at a German Christmas market.

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel G, 1.9k; Office AU, Loki and Mobius flirt at the ugly holiday sweater-themed holiday party.

Cold Light M, 3.7k; Modern AU, Loki & Mobius' lives become inextricably entangled when they meet on a deserted Norwegian road (truly just a winter fic and not a holiday one, but I'm including it anyway).

Not sure who has holiday themed fics who hasn't done this, but tagging @clottedcreamfudge, @dumbpeachjuice, @cricketnationrise, @14carrotghoul, @celaestis1, @welcometololaland, @everwitch-magiks, @myheartalivewrites, @leaves-of-laurelin, @nicijones, @loki-is-my-kink-awakening, @mirilyawrites, @heytheredeann, and literally anyone else who has written a holiday or winter-themed fic of any kind, please share the love and tag me!

Listen to the man, kiddies. Our Season 3 depends on it.

I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

PLEASE READ!!! I DON'T POST STUFF LIKE THIS AND THIS IS SERIOUS TO ME! ELON MUSK IS TRYING TO DUMP THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF WASTE WATER INTO THE LAGUNA MADRE IN SOUTH TEXAS!!!

The Laguna Madre is a beautiful ecosystem that houses so many species of wild life and many migratory species of shore birds go there to eat and rest. Its all thanks to the sea grass that grows there, and after the big freeze of Texas in 2021, it is slowly making its recovery and now it's in danger again!

(Black Skimmer with chicks shown here)

If Elon continues with this disguising act, nitrogen and hydrogen rich waste will be dumped and plankton and algae will begin to overpopulate and create a cloud of themselves over the sea grass causing it to not get the sunlight it needs to photosynthesize. It will basically be suffocated by the overpopulation of microorganisms and die out and so many species of animals will lose that shelter they need to feed, breed and even escape dangers like predators. This grass also feeds the endangered green sea turtle and was even given the name "Turtle Grass" for its huge importance to these creatures.

(Green Sea Turtle grazing) Not only that, but the South Padre Island is one of the largest ports in America and has many shrimping and fishing companies that rely on the environment to make a minimum wage. And once the water gets polluted, so many people can get sick or worse if they eat the fish and shrimp that have been exposed to it!

(South Texas Shrimping Boats) This is serious! And if you or someone you know lives in Texas there is a way you can make a comment and state how you DON'T WANT LITERAL SLUDGE IN THE OCEAN! IT WILL HURT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND THE VAST AND DIVERSE ECOSYTEM THEY LIVE IN!

You can find the link here:

PLEASE DO WHAT YOU CAN! WE CAN'T LET MUSK DO THIS!!!

This. All of this.

tumblr is the only place i can be absolutely unhinged and real about my feelings with the loki finale. thank u guys for making this the least bit bare-able. i love u loki fandom. i love u lokius nation. i love u tumblr. i love u loki series: a hauntingly beautiful full circle character arc love story. i love u fan fic writers. i love u mcu.

Listen.

I’ve been in the Lokius trenches since Day 1. The rest of my family is hardcore Team Sylki. It takes A LOT to get these two ships to even be civil with one another.

But the season finale? This is a time for brotherhood.

We will mourn together the loss of our almost-canon ships. We will sing the funeral dirges as our hopes of Season 3 goes to die. We will swap fanfics and theories and song requests on playlists to make TikTok edits to. And at the end of it all, we’ll mourn the idea of Loki, whose greatest fear was being alone, taking up the Glorious Burden and never getting his happy ending.

Perhaps tomorrow it will all be normal once again. Back to the Twitter threads and the spats over Tumblr. But this? This is true fandom spirit.

We’re a family. And family means putting aside our differences and giving a hefty “Fuck you” to canon with both middle fingers up. Bless this mess.

i still can’t believe the lokius and sylki fandoms finally agree on one thing and it’s how terrible that ending was

Welp, Loki Season 2 is over. We’re all in hell, but at least we had fun on the way.

If I looked at any parental figure of mine that way I’d be in way more therapy than I already am.

I just saw someone say that "Mobius is literally a father figure to Loki."

Fuck, are you serious?

And do people often smooth their clothes and hair to look good in front of their father? Because I think I'm missing something.

Hhhhhhhhh, I hate being realistic. At least fandom’s got my back.

You know what I think is really going to hurt next week.

I know that 99.9% Lokius will not be canon. It is Disney +, it is the MCU, Loki has too many fans they won't let him be in a relationship with a man.

I have been through this many times before, Merthur, Destiel etc.

But the difference is: this feels real. This feels like it is not queerbaiting. This feels like their love for each other is profound, unconditional. For both of them their 1st priority is each other. The many touches, body language, heart to hearts, Loki fixing himself up before he goes to talk to Mobius. The "it's about what I wanted"..."Mobius should have a choice". The pure adoration they have for each other. Them saving each other without a second thought. There is absolutely nothing toxic in their relationship and it feels real. For the first time ever this feels like the writers are not playing with us.

Do I want this to happen?

Do I want my favourite chatacter since I am 15 to be loved as he has never been loved before, to be cherished, to be accepted just as he is, to be chosen without hesitation?

Of course i do.

Will this happen? No. It will not. Either he will suddenly end up with Sylvie, proving that he is not worthy of anybodies love only his own, or he will stay alone.

They could have given us a normal friendship between him and Mobius. Would people still ship them? Of course, that is what shipping is about. But they have given us the most dangerous thing, the very thing that could end up hurting us more than anything: hope.

Becouse I know deep in my head it won't happen, but they made it so real I cannot help but to hope that maybe this time they won't hurt us, maybe this time for the first time we can be happy for our favourite characters, just maybe this one time all of us queer people can feel like we have won.

Loki was right: hope is hard.

How dare you assume I haven’t been backhanded by Lokius after Destiel bitchslapped me into a hyperfixation.

kids nowadays will get to experience the trauma of destiel through lokius and i think that’s beautiful

This post is the stuff of legends.

it never hit me how shortsighted Heaven is until i realized they put a Principality (whose entire raison d’être is to protect places and people from harm) in charge of Earth, and then were genuinely surprised when Armageddon came and said Principality went absolutely off-the-grid feral trying to stop it