So Basically Remove Or Relocate All Of The Non Obey Me Posts To Either Another Blog Or Just Remove Over

Omg I think this is my first one of these things thank you for tagging me this is fun!

Last song: Rabbit Hole by Deco*27 (Rachie English cover)

Favorite color: Deep blues and Dark reds

Currently watching: Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian

Last movie: I don’t watch movies that often so I honestly can’t remember

Sweet? Spicy? Savory?: Sweet and savory

Relationship status: I somehow managed to make an amazing person think it was a good idea to stay with me and love one another and also get the government involved don’t know how but I can’t explain half of how I do things (I’m married)

Current obsession: I think my username answers that question pretty well

Last thing googled: do birds have kneecaps (I’m weird y’all two days ago I googled is it legal to set up a bat house on open fields to protect land then immediately after do raccoons like hotdogs)

I tag

@dragongamer0713 @mrs-pondwater19 @zephyrchama @obeythebutler @ anyone else who wants to ( if y’all don’t want to don’t feel pressured)

nine people I want to get to know better 💌

ty 4 the tag @coldfruitwater unsure if it's actually possible for you to get to know me better but ily anyways

LAST SONG? light on maggie rogers ✴️

FAVORITE COLOR? greeeeen i surround myself with more blue though

CURRENTLY WATCHING? dimension 20 fantasy high junior year always & forever the best background for sewing

LAST MOVIE? my dad and i saw sing sing @ our local arthouse theater at like 10 pm this monday so i would stop panicking over school starting we were the only ones there it was so ridiculously beautiful

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? sweet!! (leaving in the copypasted audrey answer we are the same person after all)

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? girl i deconstructed amatonormativity at like 12 i'm so done w that. relationships sure i have them.

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? john hollander, my new fountain pen, staggeringly infinite potential futures, obsession itself

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? the genius lyrics for a poem on the underground wall by simon & garfunkel

hi hello @little-orphan-ant @theiloveyousong @wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj @granma-sweetie @resident-dumb-fuck @ethernitty @interview-with-the-vlfote @catboymoses no pressure ofc!!

So I hope I’m not alone in this but for the longest time I couldn’t imagine Simeon using a quill/pen and paper to write his books. I know he’s terrible with technology so I just pictured him using a super old computer. Why? I still don’t know I could’ve gone for something like a type writer but no my brain said dial up would probably work in the celestial realm right? Like why am I like this.

For anyone wondering this is what i imagine he’d use to work on his books (not both at once but definitely one of these)

I might delete this later I don’t know if any of this makes sense.

What pet names the obey me brothers use

Lucifer

- Darling

- Dearest / Dear

- My little pet / Pet

- Little one

Mammon

- Treasure

- Babe

- Doll face

- Lucky charm

- Sexy

Levi

To be honest I can’t see him using pet names maybe try to use one once or twice but nothing consistent. When he tries it would probably be along the lines of

- Henry

- Pog champ

- Hime-sama

- Schmoopy

Satan

- beloved

- kitten

- my love

- Kitty

- Light of my life

- My dearest

Asmo

basically if it’s a cute pet name he’ll use it some of his favorites are

- sexy

- Beautiful

- Pookie

- Darling

- Cutie pie

- Princess

- Hot stuff

- Boo

Beel

- Cupcake

- Muffin

- Honey

- Hon / Hun

- Bunbun

- Bunny / Honey bun

Belphie

- Starlight

- Star

- Moon pie

- Cuddles

- Nuzzle Nuz

- My favorite pillow

Underrated and yet still best boys

Dumb? Dense? Both

(This may or may not have been based off an actual interaction I had back in high school) So again I’m working with mobile, sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes

Satan: The person I like doesn’t seem to notice I have feelings for them, I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints I could think of for like a year now.

MC: Wow. They sound stupid.

Satan: They’re not. They’re really smart, just very dense. I’m trying to figure out how to make it more clear.

MC: Maybe you need to be even more obvious? Like… point blank “Hey! I love you!”

Satan: I guess you’re right. Hey MC, I love you.

MC: see! Just say that!

Satan: Holy fucking shit.

MC: If that flies over their head then, sorry, but they're too dumb for you.

Satan: I want to kill you

MC: Woah! I just helped you with your love life and that's how you treat me?!?

Satan: You are my love life!

*a while after I posted this I also realized this would work for belphie and MC as well*

Obey me brain rot chockhold pt. 2

Guys if anyone has a link or a video of the obey me concert from the other day please send me a link or let me know where to find it. I didn’t realize it would be this hard to find the day after.

Who wants another random head cannon?

I feel like the salt circle theory was never fully tested, Solomon said it was a thing and of course the brothers wanted to test it so Solomon made a salt circle but when any of them tried passing into a salt circle Solomon added a curse shocked the brothers whenever they got close (just a not so mild zap basic shock collar idea) Satan later found out that it’s a superstition from the human realm (probably tested it himself and had no trouble) but didn’t tell any of his brothers because why not see how long it takes the others (especially Lucifer) to find out.

Who else is crying about the obey me game? They said it’s not the end of obey me but everything they post and the fact they aren’t telling us anything about what “they have in the works” leads me to believe they’re dropping the series and leaving it to slowly fade.

Hey y’all I’m sorry but I’m dumb and just found something out and I have to scream into the void of the internet for a second

WHEN WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME YUSUKE KITAGAWA IS VOICED MY MATTHEW FUCKING MERCER!!!!!!!!!